So yeah here's the fourth chapter, just a warning, from this chapter on it might get a bit…. Odd, yet In my own Sence, I don't know about yours, funny. PLEASE REVIEW! And thank you to the first two people who have reviewed to this story I never thought I would get a review.

I shall never own a shape or form of naruto not even his soul TT!

Kyuubi Madness

Chapter 4

Dosu

About an hour after the "Choji" incident, Jiraiya found himself getting Kyuubi out of all kinds of trouble, like picking a fight with a bunch of kids, stealing, and Kyuubi didn't understand why he couldn't go into peoples houses when he wanted too.

"Hey this is stupid were are people sapost to have fun around here?"

"How about we go watch young women?" Jiraiya asked happily.

"Ew no." Kyuubi replied and put his hands behind his head, as they were walking through a bunch of houses in a line. It seemed pretty empty, actually, it was empty. A tumbleweed bounce happily across their path as they stood there in the empty area.

"What happened here? Reminds me of the village's ive destroyed." Kyuubi announced.

"Hmm. everyone must be at the veggie festival." Jiraiya thought out loud and scratched his head.

"Ahhh! What is it with you ninjas and veggies?"

"Well, you know, in some countries people have to eat veggies just to stay alive to make the veggies! I wasn't lying when I said ninjas were all about fruits and vegetables." Jiraiya retorted.

"Disgusting." Kyuubi moaned as they kept walking down the deserted path of empty houses.

"You know there's a rhyme about beans!" Jiraiya said happily and started to sing. "Beans, beans the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you to-"

"OK, OK! I get the point." Kyuubi interrupted. "Beans are "magical"."

"Darn right they are!" Jiraiya said and stopped walking and Kyuubi followed. They had stopped on top of a small hill looking downwards toward a whole bunch of shops and inns. There were thousands of people all bunched up together to get to the shops, there were people from other villages too, like the sand, the hidden mist, sound, waterfall, even the star village was there, and more!

"Awww." Jiraiya cooed. "Look at all the cute girls!"

"Yeah, great. Can we go eat now, I'm starving." Kyuubi said and rubbed his stomach.

"B-but didn't you just eat, like, gojuu(fifty) bowls of Ramen?" Jiraiya stuttered in amazement.

"Iie baka." Kyuubi announced putting his hands on his hips and raising his index finger. "Two hundred and fifty bowls of Ramen!" He corrected.

Jiraiya only could look at him blankly.

As they were walking down the crowded street, their lives changed forever, mainly Kyuubi's. they ran into a sound ninja, Dosu, who had bandages all over his head except for one eye. He had really long sleeves that covered his hands but one of his hands had a huge metal thing with holes on it. So anyway they ran into Dosu, literally.

BANG!

"AHHH! WATCH IT!" Kyuubi roared angrily. While trying to get up. "OR I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!"

"Hmph! THAT'S MY LINE YOU…you…." Dosu looked at Kyuubi and smiled. "You have lova-lily eyes you know that?"

"OH YEAH, well you…what?"

Chapter end

So yeah, that's how they meet . Anyway, do you like it so far? I hope its funny. And please review, because I would really like to know what you think? Just as another warning, it will get alittle strange after this one , so live with it!

Till Next Time

Ps: what happens next… its basically a whole chapter of Kyuubi trying to get away from a very love struck Dosu.