Hello there again! This is a short chapter but, I think its one of the funniest ones, when I wrote it I must have been high on sugar! Or I was just giddy because it was late at night…. Anyway, hope you enjoy, I WaNt REVIEWS DAMN IT!

Dear naruto, I know I don't own you and it brings a tear to my eye to say it, but I never will! -Starts bawling-

Kyuubi madness

Chapter 5

GET AWAY FROM ME

They sat there starring at each other, in the middle of a street full of people for at least five minutes, until Dosu decided to jump on Kyuubi.

"ACK! WHAT ARE YOU DO- GET OFF!" Kyuubi screamed while trying to pry off Dosu. Who had a grip of steal.

"Oh your so cute!" Dosu cried happily and clung to him tighter.

Jiraiya looked at Kyuubi and then to the sound ninja. "Looks like you've made a friend already Kyuubi." He said smiling.

"SHUT UP! I DON'T MAKE FRIENDS!" Kyuubi roared angrily.

"Oh really?" Jiraiya asked, alittle hurt.

"Yeah! Do you have a PROBLEM with that!" The nine tails asked very frustrated at a clinging sound ninja.

Dosu, still clinging to Kyuubi, faced him, till they were nose to nose and whispered. "I like the feisty ones." And grinned from ear to ear.

The fox looked like he had been struck over the head with a chicken. "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! HELP! JIRAIYA HELP ME DAMN IT!" He screamed trying desperately to get out of Dosu's killer grasp.

"Ehh? Did I just hear a cry for help?" He asked cruelly and put his hand to his hear. "Sounded quite pitiful really."

"P-please Jiraiya!" Kyuubi said through gritted teeth.

"Well I don't know, who ever it was would need a "friend" to help, not an old man." Jiraiya said to himself.

"Teehee. I like this old geezer." Dosu said and squeezed Kyuubi who looked like he had been struck over the head with two chickens.

"Oh yeah. Tough guy hu?" He thought desperately. "Lets see if he can resist this then." And as soon as Jiraiya saw Kyuubi's killer puppy eyes, added with a tear, he jumped into action and started pulling the creepy sound ninja away. Unfortunately, Dosu saw the puppy pout too and grasped Kyuubi even harder, making him gasp for air.

"HAARRUUAAAA!" Jiraiya roared like a battle cry and pealed Dosu off of a flattened Kyuubi. As soon as Kyuubi was free he tackled Jiraiya into a near by tree. "YOW! What was that for? I just saved your sorry ass!" Jiraiya asked angrily and got up.

"That was for making me ask for help! And this." He kicked him in the shin. "Was for taking that tone with me!" He replied angrily and punched him hard enough to send him flying back into the tree.

"OW! Now what was that for?" Jiraiya yelled. Rubbing his back that was full of splinters.

"Oh that?" Kyuubi asked lazily. "That's because I felted like it." And started walking casually toward town, but on the look out for Dosu.

"Hmph." Jiraiya snorted. "He sounded like my mother." He said to himself.

"I heard that!" Kyuubi yelled back with his hands behind his head.

Jiraiya sighed.

"I think this is the beginning of a very odd story." And started following him back into town.

Chapter End

…? Yes I know, very odd. And it was short but oh well, the chapters will get longer. So yeah, lets just say if you don't give me reviews I shall die because its my life-saport.

Till Next Time

Ps: what happens next… it's the next month now and Kyuubi finds himself lost in a night club were he learns that human woman can be very, very scary.