I warn you, this is a very, VERY odd chapter! Just so you know, this chapter is kind of like a special…

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Kyuubi Madness

Chapter 6

Night Time Detour

Kyuubi woke up a month later and Jiraiya took him to his new favorite place, which he called the food store… there he would eat all he wanted and make Jiraiya suffer because he had to buy the stuff he was chowing down on. Every so often Kyuubi would spot Dosu off in the distance and hide behind anything that was possible to hide behind. Jiraiya once found him in a garbage can because Dosu walked by looking for him. Finally Jiraiya was able to choose were they would go next. It was 10:00 pm and he wanted to go to a nightclub that was only in Konoha that night, you can only guess why he wanted to go there.

"Ugh, tell me again why you want to go in that loud place." Kyuubi said to Jiraiya sounding annoyed. They were standing right outside the nightclub that was full of loud music that hurt kyuubi's ears.

"Ooooo! Teehe! Look at them!" Jiraiya said to himself giddily and obviously not listening to Kyuubi.

"OI! Did you hear me?" Kyuubi barked and started tapping his foot with his arms crossed.

"Come on let's go inside." Jiraiya said and motioned for him to fallow. On the inside it was totally dark and crowded, full of slutty drunk woman and men dancing about (Ew! I mean really! O.O). The only light was from the Glow In The Dark paint that was splattered all over the walls and ground. There was a long food table at one end of the room and on the other end was the DJ who was just as slutty as the rest of the people. The music was kinda good though. There were little groups of woman and men in odd ends of the large dark room.

As soon Kyuubi spotted the food table he was there and eating all the strange food on the table. When he looked back Jiraiya was gone. "Yo, old man!" Kyuubi called out with a mouth full of food but he couldn't even hear his own voice! The music was so loud that Jiraiya couldn't possibly hear him. "What a bother, that old idiot brings me here and then just leaves me to fend for myself in this…." Kyuubi looked around. "This hell hole!"

"Hey there little boy -hic- ." a voice said to his right. "Watcha doin in a place like dis -hic-." The young woman asked and started drinking out of a large bottle. She had red hair and lots of tattoos.

"What do you want? Beat it!" Kyuubi replied coldly. And continued to eat what was on the table.

"Aw don't be so -hic- mean!" Another woman said to his left holding the same kind of large bottle in her hand. This one had piercing all over her body let alone tattoos. Kyuubi couldn't even tell what color her hair was.

"I'm telling you, get lost!" He said again and took a bite of some funny tasting cake.

"What's ya doing kid?" Another woman said from behind. By this time Kyuubi was getting alittle nervous. They smelt funny, it prickled his nose and in an odd sense he kinda liked it (Omg not you too Kyuubi! T.T).

"Er… what are you drinking?" He asked curious and turned around to face a really, really skinny woman in bearly anything and extremely big- ( OK, OK WE GET THE PICTURE! O.O).

"Oh you wanna try's some -hic-." She replied and handed him the bottle. He sniffed it and was about to take a sip when the red head jumped on him. Then the other two followed.

"AAAAHHHH!" Kyuubi screamed as he was crushed under all three women. Humans weren't suppost to act this way, he knew that much. They were hiccuping left and right and staggering this way and that.

"Aw. Your so, your so, sexy." Skinny woman said in his ear. Kyuubi nearly fainted. This village was mest!

He didn't care anymore, he had to get these freaks off of him! "AAAAHHHH!" He screamed and threw all of them off at once and started running through the crowed room in search of Jiraiya.

"Hey -hic- comes back yous!' Odd hair called to him as they lay toppled on one another. Then she passed out, out cold. The other two followed shortly.

"Oohh. What the heck was in that food?" He moaned as he ran through the groups of flirting women and men, or more like, staggered through. "I feel so…happy." He thought to himself and giggled for no apparent reason. He really wondered what that drink tasted like now. He began to squeeze through a large gang of teenagers and when he popped out he found Jiraiya laughing with a bunch of women in his arms. But everything was getting blurry now and he couldn't really count how many women were there. It looked like maybe six… or was it sixteen? "Ugh more of those?" Kyuubi thought to himself and staggered back wards.

"Oh there you are!" Jiraiya said and laughed as one of the women said something to him quietly. "Are you having a good time?"

"Eh?" Kyuubi answered. And wobbled around till he fell down. "Why are you pink old man?" He asked as he stared at a rapidly changing color Jiraiya.

"Oh am I?" He asked and look down at his hands. "No I don't look pink to me? Are you feeling ok Kyuubi? Where were you exactly?"

"Um, under a bunch of scary human girls. They're scary you know. Did I mention scary?' He said matter oh factly. And looked up at him from on the ground. "Hey now your green!" He said then pointed and giggled.

"Uh oh. Did you eat anything?" Jiraiya asked as he saw Kyuubi swaying from side to side singing to himself and laughing. "You know everything here is pact to the rim with the strongest alcohol so I hope you didn't touch any food or drink." He told Kyuubi who wasn't listening instead he was counting his fingers.

"Ninety two thumbs, ninety four thumbs. Teehee."

"Oh boy. Narutos going to have a hangover tomorrow…"

Chapter end.

Do you like it? Hehe, poor Kyuubi….actually, poor naruto. He's the one whose gonna have the hang over and lose lots of brain cells making him even more thick then he already is in the morning -sniff-. so anyway please review before I grow of old age.

Till Next Time

Ps: What happens next you may wonder? Well things start to rap up as the story ends but what's this? Was Kyuubi ever human? Then why does a human girl friend of his appear in the village? Or should I call her more demon then human O.O…