Heya, second to last chapter peoples, and I -sniff- have only gotten 3 or 4 reviews, -sniff- oh -wipes tear from eye- why don't people review!

Naruto doesn't belong to me, and Tora does, along with this plot, but I don't think anyone's going to steal it any time soon.

Kyuubi Madness

Chapter 8

Dosu And Tora, Deadly Encounter

"Tora, temper check!" Kyuubi hollered as she pounded down punches at he and Jiraiya.

"What the heck happened to that polite young lady!" Jiraiya screeched as Tora hit Jiraiya's face in.

"TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? I WANT TO KNOW AND I WANT TO HEAR IT NOW!" She roared as she threw her monster punches.

"Listen you! I'm Haraku got it? You're old boyfriend!" Kyuubi bellowed as he jumped out of her deathblows. "Come on Tora, don't you remember the person who dumped you twenty five years ago?" He asked and then gave the killer puppy eyes while he put his hands on his hips.

"Omg, you really are him." She finally agreed after seeing this act only Kyuubi could do. She stopped pounding a sobbing bruised Jiraiya at her knees. "But you don't look like him at all! Haraku was taller, older and had reddish brown hair not blond, the only thing you two have in common is your eyes." Tora said and looked into his small crimson eyes.

"Well, er….you see, I kinda got into a bit of trouble, and ended up….er, in a complicated position." Kyuubi stumbled and started fidgeting his fingers.

"Hmm? What did you do?" Tora replied and gave him an evil look. "You didn't hurt anyone did you!" And she cracked her knuckles.

Kyuubi looked down and coughed while shifting uncomfortably were he stood.

"Well I guess you were always the violent one." Tora said matter oh factly and smiled, then stepped into memory lane.

"WHAT? ME? THE VIOLENT ONE! ARE YOU JOKING?" Kyuubi snapped. "You're the one who always hit me and hurt anyone who touched anything of yours! The reason why I left you was because you were a control freak!"

"WHAT?…..Well, only alittle." She blushed and smiled innocently. "I didn't want you to leave me you know! And you still haven't explained why you look like a twelve-year-old!"

"Ok, am I missing something here?" Jiraiya piped up. "The last time I checked, Kyuubi hated humans and killed every time he laid his eyes on one …but, supposedly he's dated a human before!" He asked confused.

"Kyuubi?" Tora asked excitedly with an eviler grin than kyuubi's could get. "He was human the last time dated him! Why do you say Kyuubi? The cute demon fox?"

"Er….Jiraiya could you keep your blasted mouth shut." Kyuubi said uncomfortably.

"Ooooh. So she never knew you were the legendary nine tails fox demon?" Jiraiya asked loudly and smiled gleefully. Kyuubi smacked his hand to his face and shook his head.

"Oh really?" Tora asked happily. "Tell me more." She demanded and clapped her hands together.

"Well your "Haraku" is the Kyuubi and is sealed inside this kid as punishment for destroying our village years ago." Jiraiya replied with a smirk as he watched Kyuubi looking for a good place to hide because Tora was eyeing him evilly with a big grin on her face.

"Oh he's mine alright." She said happily.

"I don't know how he passed himself off as a human though, and dated you, but you know, that would make a very nice book….and I think it would sell for high. Hmm." Jiraiya wondered and giggled as he thought up a new story for his icha, icha paradise.

"I can switch my form you know! I'm not weak!" Kyuubi mumbled angrily.

"EEEE! That means I have a pet, AND, a boyfriend!" Tora squealed happily and dive at Kyuubi as he started to bolt down an alleyway.

"HEY WERE NOT TOGETHER ANYMORE, and I am most certainly not a pet!" Kyuubi growled as he found himself facing a dead end, and when he thought he could jump up onto the roofs he spotted a bunch of angry ally cats he had tossed around before, if he so much as went near them, they would have their revenge with full force (that's why you don't bug the kitties! ). He twirled around quickly to get out of the alleyway, but lightning flashed and an outline of Tora stood at the end, arms outstretched ready to grab him if he should run.

"MWAHAHAHA!" She cackled. "You're my pet now." And she dived at a small trembling heap on the ground.

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Dosu had decided to get some nice flowers for Kyuubi since he came out today. He was in a nearby field picking crimson red flowers when he heard a loud scream come from an ally way near by. Dosu knew that scream anywhere. It was the sound of a Kyuubi being hugged against its will. Dosu knew this because he would hug him all the time and Kyuubi would make that noise. (And we all know he's all about sound since he's a sound ninja ). So he went to check it out.

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"AAAHHH!" Kyuubi screamed, trying to shove off a giggling Tora. But she held on tighter then Dosu (wow, that's impossible!). "This is why I started killing humans, there pests!" Kyuubi thought as he desperately tried to get away, and as always, Jiraiya just watched with a smile on his face and his arms crossed as he leaned against the side of the alleyway. He seemed to like watching Kyuubi struggle.

"Oh I'm so happy I have a pet fox!" Tora said excitedly and smothered Kyuubi tightly, Kyuubi moaned.

"Wait till I tell naruto about this!" Jiraiya thought to himself and chuckled. Just then a flash of cow print fabric flashed by Jiraiya, blowing his white hair to the side.

"RAAAAR!" Dosu battle cried and flew himself into Tora, then started strangling her. Kyuubi had never been so happy to see that annoying bundle of hell.

"DOSU! SAVE ME!" He cried and jumped out of Tora's arms, then ran behind him for protection.

"What are you doing to MY boyfriend?" She strained the my a lot.

"I'm only aloud to hug him!" Dosu pouted angrily as Kyuubi peeked around his leg and stuck his toung out at her.

"Yeah! Well no, actually!" Kyuubi corrected. "Nobody's supposed to even touch me, but they do anyway." He grumbled.

"HES MINE!" Tora roared and grabbed the unsuspecting fox's arm.

"NO, HES MINE!" Dosu screamed and grabbed his other arm.

"Oh god no." Kyuubi pleaded, and cringed as they both started to tug. A crowed was now starting to form and watch, and Jiraiya took this opportunity to set up a stand for tickets. $2.00 only! He shouted out to the crowd as kyuubi's arms popped in the background.

Chapter End

Hehehe. Next chapter is the last chapter so stay tuned to see how this wild story ends. NO MORE PLEASES I WANT REVIEWS SO GIVE EM TO ME!

Till Next Time

Ps: what happens next? Tora and Dosu battle to see who deserves Kyuubi, I wonder who will win, and what will Kyuubi do?