Hello. Here is the last and final chapter! It's the longest chapter ive ever made! The name of this chapter is Kiss Me, Kill Me , I got that title from a song I listen too, although the song has nothing related to this story (except the name XD). I know I am terrible with sequels and I might just get rid of this ending because I know it really, really sucks. I don't think I can really do much else with this story, so I don't know if you'll like this chapter very much. Sorry.

I don't own Kyuubi, Shukaku, Gaara, Jiraiya, Temari, Kankuro, Naruto, Dosu, Itachi, Kisame, or Earth. But live in fear for if I ever do (and I plan to), it shall be the end for all of you! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kyuubi Madness

Chapter 11

Kyuubi's Sandy Sequel Part Two

Kiss Me, Kill Me

They stood there all in shock for a while as Kyuubi and Shukaku caught up on good times they used to have together. Kankuro twitching in shock on the ground and Temari with her mouth wide open and starring at the too demons who were currently patting each others backs and laughing at some sort of inside joke, tears of laughter in their eyes. Jiraiya, Dosu and Tora however were very confused at this sight.

"Uhh, did we miss something here?" Dosu asked Temari, who didn't move an inch from her position. "HEEELLLOOO!" he screamed in her ear and started slapping her over the face with his metal arm. "EARTH TO SAND FREAK!" This comment reached Temari's ears however and within a second Dosu was on the ground, Temari's fan jabbed deep into the top of his head. Tora seemed to enjoy poking at what used to be Dosu with a sharp stick.

Temari sighed and looked at a confused Jiraiya. "you know the raccoon sand demon. Well it's inside of Gaara, and I guess for some reason, Gaara let him out." She told him. "I wonder what kind of deal they made?" she thought to herself and turned back to Kyuubi and Shukaku, folding her arms. She gave a small laugh and smiled. "probably to get some sleep. I guess Gaara must trust Shukaku not to do anything bad enough, so I guess we're ok." And she sighed again. How long was Gaara planning to sleep exactly?

"yeah and remember the time we ripped that one guy apart!" Shukaku asked Kyuubi and he started to laugh.

"oh yeah! Good times, good times! Hahaha!" Kyuubi replied and put a hand on Shukaku's shoulder to keep from falling to the ground in laughter while holding his cramped side.

Shukaku suddenly became very serious. He was starring ahead at something with a determined look on his face. While Kyuubi was on the ground bursting out in laughter, he walked over to the most beautiful human woman he had ever set eyes on. Tora stepped back a few paces as he shoved his face not even an inch from hers. "hey there missy, and what would your lovely name be?" he asked and grinned.

"Um Tora, pleased to, uhh, meet you Shukaku." She said timidly and looked away blushing.

Just as Shukaku was about to step a bit closer, kyuubi's head immerged between them, separating Tora and Shukaku. "what'cha doin? he asked and grinned happily, yet his grin had a tinge of darkness to it.

Shukaku stepped back quickly. "just saying hi to Tora." He said and looked to the side with his hands behind his back.

"OOOHHHH KYUUBI! YOU CARE ABOUT ME!" Tora squealed and jumped onto kyuubi's back, with her arms around his neck.

"WHAT? WHAT EVER MADE YOU THINK THAT?" He shot back with a look of disgust on his fox like face and threw her off.

"Tehe, why'd you get between me and Shukaku then?" she giggled, swaying from side to side with her index finger in her mouth.

"HUH! Wh-what do you mean? I was just asking what he was doing? DON'T BE STUPID, I HATE YOU!" he said and crossed his arms angrily.

Jiraiya sighed and helped up a sore Dosu off the ground. "does this mean I have to watch TWO demons now? Aw man one was bad enough!" he whined to himself and sighed again. "hey Kyuubi, how about you introduce Shukaku to Ramen?" he said, braking up Tora and kyuubi's bickering.

Kyuubi instantly snapped out of it and smiled a wide smile. "YEAH! Yo Shukaku! Get your ass over to Ichiraku's it's the best human food you will ever taste!" he barked happily and ran towards Ichiraku's with Shukaku skipping joyfully at his heals.

When Shukaku ate Ramen for the first time he acted the same way Kyuubi had when he had first tried it. To kyuubi's disgust however, Shukaku's favorite was the vegetable Ramen. Tora sat on the left of Kyuubi and Dosu on his right, on Tora's left however was Shukaku. "Hi their again beautiful little worm. You look magnificent today! What's your secret?" he asked cheerfully and shoveled in some corn from his Ramen.

"well, first of all I'm not a worm, I'm a fierce tiger. And second of all my secret is….thinking about my Kyuubi Kins all the time! That can do quite beautiful things to you." She added happily and rested her head on kyuubi's shoulder, making him flinch.

They sat there for a while, Shukaku eating Ramen, Temari, Kankuro and Jiraiya having a nice little chat and Dosu and Tora lying they're heads on kyuubi's shoulders. Until Jiraiya felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around and found himself facing a fish gilled man, so close to his face he could taste what he had for lunch, which is best left unknown. "WWAAAAAA!" he screamed in surprise and fell of his chair.

Kisame smiled and waved. "hello there friends! Itachi and I have had a change in heart and decided to live in konoha to do good for all mankind! Haven't we Itachi chan?" he said and helped up a soaking, noodily filled Jiraiya off of the ground.

Itachi nodded happily. "we sure have my cute fishy little friend! We've become changed men, out of the goodness in our hearts!" he said then sat down between Tora and Kyuubi, kissed him on the head and ruffled his hair.

"Who the hell are you?" Kyuubi asked coldly and shuffled a bit to the side.

Jiraiya looked blankly at Itachi. Kisame sighed and leaned closer to Jiraiya. "actually, Itachi's conscience was so bad for what he did to his clan, he had a nervous brake down in the middle of a mission and finally decided to come back to accept the consequences." He whispered to him and Jiraiya's jaw dropped in amazement.

Temari and Kankuro, having no idea who they were ordered them both Ramen and greeted them warmly.

Shukaku got up and tapped Tora on the shoulder. She turned around and smiled. "what's up Shukaku?" she asked playfully, just as she did so however, Shukaku landed her a kiss on the lips. Unfortunately Kyuubi saw this, and to Tora, Dosu, and Jiraiya's surprise, lunged at Shukaku angrily.

"EEEEEE! He does care for me! YAY!" Tora screeched happily and jumped up with her arms in the air, stars in her, eyes and Anime tears flowing down her cheeks.

Jiraiya and Dosu followed then did the same. "YAY, HE DOES CARE FOR SOMBODY, YAY!" They both chorused as Kyuubi and Shukaku fought mercilessly with each other. Temari, Kankuro, Kisame and Itachi snapped out of hard conversation and turned to look at the rumble, wide eyed and shocked at what was going on.

Dosu giggled. It was just like last time, except it were Tora and he fighting over Kyuubi in the cat infested ally way. Not Shukaku and Kyuubi fighting for Tora in front of Ichiraku's.

"HEY I THOUGHT YOU HATED HER?" Shukaku roared and planted Kyuubi on the ground with sand.

"FEH! THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN KISS HER!" Kyuubi growled angrily and broke the sand holding him down and punched Shukaku in the face, cracking some of the sand barrier that cased on him.

"WELL I DID, SO LIVE WITH IT FOX!" Shukaku snapped and threw a large sand ball at Kyuubi but he ducked it.

"HA! IS THAT THE BEST YOU CAN DO YOU FAT RACCOON! Kyuubi roared and swung a punch at his head.

"Oh I'm so happy that I have boys fighting over me!" Tora said happily and clapped her hands together.

Kankuro and Temari sat there watching the fight with Kisame and Itachi. "What have I gotten myself back into?" Itachi asked himself and held on to Kisame who held onto Itachi as they saw the two demons fighting each other angrily.

Kisame shuddered and gripped Itachi tighter. "Oh Itachi!"

Itachi shivered and gripped Kisame tighter. "Oh Kisame!" he cried and they both started hugging each other in "fright".

Temari and Kankuro were now watching the two ex Akatsuki members shudder in fear and hold each other while sobbing dramatically. Kankuro cocked an eyebrow and Temari got out the popcorn. It was like watching a really good love story and an action movie squished together!

"hold me!" Kisame whispered in Itachi's ear.

"I am." Itachi whispered back and they both sobbed harder. It then started to rain and Kankuro slapped a hand to his head and walk over to the fight with Kyuubi and Shukaku while Temari wiped a tear from her eye and shoveled in some popcorn.

On the other side, Tora, Jiraiya and Dosu were cheering on Kyuubi and Shukaku, just like people do at hockey games. "YEAH! HIT HIM IN DA BAL-" Jiraiya started with his hands high in the air but Tora jabbed him in the side with her elbow.

"don't ruin a nice fight scene idiot!" she retorted and when Jiraiya tried to protest she gave him an evil look which shut him up good. "COME ON, BOTH OF YOU FIGHT FOR ME!" she cheered and started shaking her fist in the air.

"GooooooOOOOO KYUUBI! Kyuubi, Kyuubi he's our fox, HIS CRIMSON EYES ARE PRETTIER THEN ROCKS! YEEEAHHH KYUUBI!" Dosu sang, for a sound ninja he really could not sing. He then started doing cheerleader moves with pom poms in his hands in front of a gathering crowd, every month Kyuubi came out there was something new and the crowd usually got out their cameras ready for that day. "CAN YOU GIVE ME A K!" Dosu cried and struck his metal arm making it sound out a k and the crowd shouted out the k and then the y and then the double u and finally the i.

Kankuro on the other hand was cheering for Shukaku now and doing his own rap move techniques with his puppets dancing behind him. "SAND, SAND HES OUR MAN, IF SHUKAKU CANT DO IT THEN NOBODY CAN!" he sang and one of his puppets started to brake dance behind him.

Both the fighting demons sweat dropped and Shukaku found it in his heart to shut kyuubi's cheerleader up by covering his sand over Dosu's horrible singing mouth, along with Kankuro's constant screaming "sand, sand" in the back ground.

Temari ate the popcorn, she didn't want the movie to end so fast but as Itachi and Kisame finished doing they're ballet under the rain cloud above them she heard Tora scream out both Shukaku and kyuubi's name as both demons collapsed in a tie. Itachi and Kisame then bowed and Temari clapped happily, while in tears because of the wonderful ending.

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It was 11:59 PM and Kyuubi was going back into naruto for another month. And Shukaku was going back into Gaara. They all said they're final good byes and Shukaku kissed Tora on the cheek as he and Kyuubi went back into each of they're vessels.

In the morning, as Kankuro and Temari walked out of Konoha to head for Sunagakure, they watched Gaara say good bye to naruto and Shikamaru that were waving sayonara to him at the gates. There was something different about him some how, he acted alittle happier and he looked different too. "wow, yesterday was exciting wasn't it sister?" Kankuro asked and looked over at Temari who looked at him back.

"Yeah" she replied as Gaara ran happily to catch up to them. "Like when did Gaara stop using my eyeliner?"

The End FOR REAL!

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There Really Never Will Be A Next Time

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