Omg, I had this awesome idea and I just had to extend the story XD! There are things you should know before I begin this. One, Tsunade is now Hokage, two, Tora doesn't exist and never did, so basically it's only Dosu whose in love with Kyuubi, but he probably won't appear in this chapter or the next, I'm not sure, and last but not least, Itachi and Kisame don't have any roll in this chapter and never have. So yeah, basically those last few chapters of the real Kyuubi madness fic don't count in this chapter. Let's just say this is another special.
I don't own Naruto, but I do own this fic's story plot.
Kyuubi Madness
Chapter 12
Second Sequel Part 1
The Dance
Another day with Kyuubi out, and another clear day, there was white fluffy clouds floating high in the sky and the sun scorched everything in sight. Red high-heels stopped in front of wooden sandals. "Good afternoon, Jiraiya." Tsunade greeted. "Good afternoon to you too, Tsunade." Jiraiya replied and waved his hand cheerfully while a sour Kyuubi stood beside him, his arms crossed."I'm bored you old perv, find me something to do before I go completely insane." He growled and started fanning his face with his hand. "And I'm hot, bring me some ice." Kyuubi ordered as he continued to wave hot air into his face. "On the double." He added.
Jiraiya sighed and nodded while Tsunade cocked an eyebrow. "You his slave now?" she asked sarcastically and Jiraiya started rubbing both his eyelids in annoyance.
"apparently."
"Well anyway Jiraiya, what are you doing for the Dance Ball on Thursday?" Tsunade asked and started starring at the ground, her hands behind her back.
Jiraiya snapped open his eyes and grinned. "Yeah! I'm going to bring in some decorations in the morning! I can't wait! Just imagine how many girls will be there, Ooh!" he giggled and slapped his hands together excitedly.
Tsunade shifted in her spot, still looking at the ground. "So, um, do you have anybody to go with?"
"No, but I plan to ask somebody really cute!" Jiraiya replied, now jumping up and down happily.
"YO! Jiraiya! Get me some friggen ice!" Kyuubi demanded and started tugging at Jiraiya's shirt angrily. "I'm hot!"
"Nooo, Naruto's hot." He replied sarcastically then stopped jumping up and down to point at some girls passing by.
Tsunade shifted uncomfortably. "Yeah, I don't have anyone to go with either." She said quietly and glanced up at Jiraiya who patted her on the back.
"Is that so? Don't worry then, you've come to the right guy!"
Tsunade lifted her head smiling. "Really?" she asked excitedly.
Jiraiya nodded and patted her on the back again, grinning happily. "Yep, I'll help you find some old guy to go with, don't worry about it!"
CRACK!
Jiraiya jumped in alarm and Kyuubi flinched as the loud sound rang in his ears. Tsunade had crashed her left heal hard down on the pavement below them, smashing it to several jagged pieces.
"EH! Did I say old! I meant an extremely young and good-looking guy!" Jiraiya stated while waving his hands nervously. A vain popped on Tsunade's head and she shook her fist in anger.
Jiraiya couldn't understand why Tsunade was getting all upset, he had "corrected" his statement hadn't he? "How about an extremely young, good-looking guy, AND really smart?"
Kyuubi slapped a hand to his face as Tsunade growled in her throat. "Guess I better stop this before things get worse." He grabbed Jiraiya by his ponytail and pulled him down to eye level. "She wants to go with YOU, you old crackpot!" he spat and tossed Jiraiya towards Tsunade who blushed and backed away.
Jiraiya fell to Tsunade's feet and looked up at her. "Wanna go to the Dance with me?" he asked awkwardly and she nodded then helped him up.
Then Tsunade walked over to Kyuubi, who was still fanning his face with his hand with an annoyed look on his face. "What do you want?" he asked rudely and continued to fan. Jiraiya walked up beside her. They both looked at each other, then smiled and nodded. Kyuubi looked to Tsunade and then to Jiraiya curiously. "What?" he asked and stopped fanning. "Why are you looking at me like that?" he started to slowly back away for they were grinning in a way people do when they have marvelous, cruel plans in mind. He felt his back hit a dead end.
"Have you ever learned to… dance?" Tsunade asked darkly and smirked.
Kyuubi's eyes widened in shock and then to a look of unspeakable fear. "N-No." he choked.
Jiraiya chuckled evilly. "Start learning."
Chapter EndNext chapter should be up, enjoy :). Oh yeah, and please review.
OMG I Lied, There Really Was A Next Time! And Now There's Another Next Time!
