I don't own the SahoidifShaggUs9 show but it's a very good show, you should watch it sometime… -gets a nasty look from Masashi Kishimoto- eep, oh yeah… I don't own Naruto either! -Glares at Masashi and mouths, "One day Masashi, one day"-
Kyuubi Madness
Chapter 14
Naruto's Diary
Hey there Diary chan,
Hello, this is Naruto Uzumaki writing in you and damn it, does Kyuubi do some frightening things in my absence! In here, I'm going to write about how embarrassed I am to have a giant demon fox living inside of me that acts like a flippen two year old! I mean, do you know how hard it is to wake up after that things been roaming around your village the whole day before?
I'll be walking down the street and I get stopped by people I don't even know telling me that they want to knock my brains loose and pour my liver down the drain! And I'm asking myself, "Now, what the hell did Kyuubi do this time? This isn't the type of attention I want!" I'm sure I'd be dead right now if it wasn't for Jiraiya and this Tora girl and some sound ninja (I'm sure was killed in episode fifty four)… er, I mean I don't know anything about a Naruto show!
Anyway, I hear Gaara let Shukaku out one time and I can't even imagine the utter humiliation the two of us must have gone through! THEY'RE USING OUR BODIES FOR THEIR EVIL DEEDS GOD DAMN IT! Ahem… kinda lost it there, hehe. The very first month Kyuubi was let out I hear Chouji nearly killed himself. He had gone into spiraling depression after losing some eating contest to Kyuubi or something like that, I don't know… but really, an eating contest (what the hell do they do in their spare time)? Well anyway it happened and Shikamaru found Chouji in his room ready to commit suicide, luckily he was able to calm him down, and there was alittle drama but everything is O.K. now.
Oh yeah, and one time I even woke up with an ENORMOUS headache and Jiraiya, the old pervy sage wouldn't even look me in the eye and some weird girls had tracked me down and were hitting on me or whatever you want to call it! Later on I found Kyuubi and Jiraiya had gone to a nightclub the day before and everything was filled with alcohol! MY HEAD WAS FLIPPEN KILLING ME THANKS TO THAT OVERLY LARGE FUR BALL! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!
…Sorry, I have a bit of pent up rage that I haven't been letting out lately, I really don't know how much more I can take but I'll have to deal with it. So yeah…
Later,
(:Naruto:)Chapter End
GASP, I'm not even going to bother saying there will never be a next time…
