…I wish I may I wish I might, have the wish I wished tonight, "I WISH NARUTO WAS MIIIINE!" -sniff- Tis not though, and never shall be.

Kyuubi Madness

Chapter 15

Gaara's Diary

Dear Diary,

Hi again, this is Gaara… Yesterday I got back from visiting Konoha, where Kyuubi had been out (he gets let out of Naruto once a month, Konoha is very nice). Anyhow, it was a very interesting day it began when I agreed to let Shukaku play outside with his friend, Kyuubi while I had a nice doze (which was extremely pleasant might I put in, dreaming of widdle bunnies and…) however when I came to, Temari and Kankuro both told me in every detail possible what horrors Shukaku did in my body!

He kissed the Tora girl (which was my first kiss, and probably my last, and I wasn't even there to witness it!). I was informed that I played hopscotch in an ally way where there were cats and danced with Temari, and Kankuro was a cheerleader or something creepy like that. When I asked why I had bruises all over my body they told me that I had fought against Kyuubi for Tora and there was a rain cloud and some Itachi guy, whom again? Anyway, I'm not one hundred percent sure what happened that Saturday after noon but I know that it would have been a sight to see, I'm positive.

It seems Temari and Kankuro had a good enough time though, they even asked me to let him out again and I just couldn't pass up a good opportunity to have dreams about little white Bunnies and sugary Candy Corn… Ahem, however I'm kind of worried what Shukaku might do in my absence. I said I'd let him come out tonight so I guess I'll have to find out tomorrow.

I will write again Dairy. Yours truly,

(:Gaara:)

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BWAHAHAHA, OI GAARA! YOU WRITE IN A DIARY? HAHAHAHAHAHA. That's so totally lame you little worm, I'll never let you forget this when you're good and old! MWAHAHA! This is gold, pure gold! AHAHAHAHA! And guess what, your going to wake up naked tomorrow, that's what! I'm playing STRIP POKER, AND I SUCK!

Chapter end

OMG! There really was a- oh forget it…