TOO MANY ON AN ISLAND

Chapter Two

Yami was lying in the sand facing up at the bright blazing sun. He sputtered up water and rolled onto his side trying to catch his breath. He regained his composure and looked around at where he was. He was on a beautiful tropical island paradise. The white sand beaches sprawled out along the edges and the trees lines up around the island it bright greens and blues. There was a small mountain that could be seen towards the center of the island. You'd think such a large island would have been discovered by now but it hasn't.

Yami stood up and walked along the beach, recovering his fallen friends off the beach as he went.

"Where the hell are we?" Demanded Yami Bakura.

"The middle of nowhere!" Bakura cried.

"I'm getting the strangest sinking sensation in my stomach." Duke commented knowing that being trapped on the island with these people would only lead to trouble.

"What are you guys complaining about?" Joey demanded. "We're trapped on a beautiful island, all by ourselves. This is gonna be great. It'll be like Gilligan's Island."

"You are definitely Gilligan Joey." Seto said.

"Shut up!" Joey snapped. "First we need a fire. Then shelters. I recommend we split up into teams to try and complete multiple tasks."

"Since when did you become so organized Joey?" Yugi asked.

"I was in the boy scouts when I was little. I earned my survival badge easy. I'm our best bet in surviving here."

Seto snorted back a laugh.

"We're all gonna die." Bakura whimpered.

"How do we decide who does what?" Mai asked.

"We have.let me see.13 people? Hmm. Then lets split up into three groups of three and one group of four. One team will try to build a fire, one will survey the land, one will search for food and the others will build the shelters. Okay?" Joey said.

"But how do we decide?" Malik asked.

"Inky, Pinky, Ponkey?" Yugi recommended.

"We really need to come up with more mature methods of deciding on things." Seto said.

"Do you have a better idea?" Tea snapped.

Seto shrugged and joined the circle. "Okay. Inky, Pinky, Ponkey, Daddy bought a donkey. Donkey Died, Daddy cried. Inky Pinky Ponkey. Okay Yugi. You're a fire builder." Joey said.

"Yeah." Yugi said with a lack of enthusiasm.

This continued on until every on was divided. For those who have a difficult time understanding things or those who are just to lazy to care, this is how it was divided:

Fire: Tristan, Duke, and Serenity

Explorers: Bakura, Yami Bakura and Yami

Hunters: Malik, Joey and Seto

Builders: Mai, Tea, Yugi and Yami Malik

Everyone separated into their groups and got to work immediately. Who know that they could be so efficient? (Believe me it won't last very long) Tristan, Duke and Serenity sat on the sand staring at the water.

"So what should we do first?" Duke asked.

"We'll. Let's collect some fire wood to start with." Serenity said.

"Great idea Serenity. Duke, you stay here and pick out a spot. Serenity and I will go find some fire wood." Tristan said. He looped his arm around Serenity's slim waist and began to walk off.

"Oh no you don't. Tell you what? How about YOU pick out the spot and I'll go find the fire wood with Serenity?" Duke said. He removed Tristan's arm from her waist and replaced it with his own.

"Who says you get to go?" Tristan demanded.

"I think a LADY such as Serenity should be accompanied by a GENTLEMEN that's all." Duke said.

"I'm more man than you'll ever be!" Tristan yelled.

"Oh yeah!" Duke shouted. He removed his arm and walked up so his face was nearly touching Tristan's.

"Yeah!"

"Tell you what. Let's solve this with rock paper scissors."

"Can't we all just go?" Serenity asked.

"No!" They both said.

Serenity rolled her eyes at them.

"Rock paper scissors. Damn!" They said as they matched scissors for scissors.

They continued to do so over and over.

"This isn't going anywhere." Tristan groaned.

"We'll if someone would pick something besides scissors." Duke said.

"You pick something else!" Tristan yelled.

"You!" Duke shouted back.

"Fine. We both will." Tristan said.

"Rock, paper, scissors. DAMN!" They shouted again as they match rock for rock.

"You did that on purpose!" Tristan yelled.

"How could I?" Duke demanded.

"I dunno. I just know you did." Tristan said.

"You're just jealous because it is obvious that Serenity like me better." Duke said.

"Oh please. Like she'd be interested in some one's whose legs and arms look like twigs." Tristan said.

"A lot more that a guy who's hair stands in a direct point all the time. What the hell is that anyway?" Duke demanded.

"It's called style. Something you don't have."

"Motorcycle loving freak!"

"Dice groping maniac!"

"Pencil head!"

"Least I don't wear earrings!"

"Least I know how to use a computer!"

"It was an I Mac!"

"It doesn't matter!"

"Yes it does. I'm only used to Windows."

"Hey. Where's Serenity?" Duke asked.

The boys looked left and right but couldn't find her. "Serenity!" Duke shouted.

"Down here!" She yelled. They looked down the beach and found her standing next to a rather large looking pile of wood.

"Where did this all come from?" Tristan asked.

"You guys have been bickering forever. I got bored and went to get wood. This should be enough for a while."

The boys nodded. "Now we need to figure out how to light it." Serenity said and stared at the piled of broken up wood.

"None of us wear glasses. That would have made this easy." Duke said.

"The one time we actually need Weevil." groaned Tristan.

"I would want to use his glasses anyway. They're like bottle caps. They'd probably burst the whole pile into flames." Serenity giggled.

"How else can we light it?" Duke asked.

"Yami Malik has a lighter but he's off doing other things." Serenity said. "What about two sticks?"

The boys looked at her with confusion. "Sticks. You rub then together to burn the wood." She explained. The boys went and found two sticks and attempted to rub them together.

"You have to rub them faster than that." Serenity told them.

"Give those here Duke. You're no good at it." Tristan said.

"I'm doing just fine." He snapped.

He rubbed them more vigorously but dropped them when the sticks began to burn his fingers. "I'm just making the sticks hot. This isn't going to work." He said.

Tristan attempted and also failed to get the fire going. "Damn." He said.

"Told ya." Duke sneered and Tristan glared.

"Would you two grow up!" Serenity snapped. She liked the attention but sometimes it was just irritating.

"Maybe there's some glass from the ship windows we could use." Duke said.

"You know where the ship is?" Tristan asked.

"Yeah. I didn't pass out and had to swim to shore. It's just a little ways out in the water." He pointed out at the blue sea.

"Duke. How about you go look and see if you can find some supplied we can use too." She said.

Duke nodded. "Be back in a gyp." and with that ran out into the water.

Tristan and Serenity sat on the beach together. Tristan casually tried to take her hand and she yanked away. "This is not the time nor the place." She said in her sweet tome which was lined with bitchiness.

Several minute later Duke came out of the water screaming. "Ahh. It hurts!" He screamed.

"What hurts?" She asked.

"I found the supplies. Lots of them but a stingray got me. Ahh! It hurts!" He screamed and rolled around on the ground.

"Tristan! DO something!" Serenity yelled.

"I don't know what to do!" He cried.

"Pee on it!" Serenity yelled.

"What?" Tristan asked.

"Ammonia kills the pain. You have to pee on him!" She shouted.

"You have to be kidding." Tristan said. "I wouldn't even pee on Yugi." He said. "And he's one of my best pals."

"Do it!" Duke yelled. "This is the worst pain I've ever been in!"

"Do it!" Screamed Serenity.

"Okay!" Tristan said and ran over and (cough) did his business on Duke.

Duke sighed as the pain subsided. His eyes grew big. "Okay Tristan that's enough! Cut it out!"

"Sorry. I've been holding it for a while now." He said. Duke got up. "This is disgusting." He said and ran into the water to wash off. He came back and rested on the ground.

"Are you okay?" Serenity asked.

He smiled. "Better. We need to go get those supplies." He said. "All of us."

They all nodded in unison.

(Tacky Soap Opera Music)

Cheesy Announcer: On next week's show. Will Serenity, Duke and Tristan recover the supplies and ever get the damn fire started? How will Tristan peeing on Duke effect their relationship? Is it really all that sanitary? What the hell is going on in the forest and what will the boys do when they run out of hair gel for their gravity defying hair. Tune in next week!

END OF CHAPTER 2

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