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Chapter 2 - Clucky

"Blah talking blah"

Blah thinking blah

"Are they dead?" somebody asked.

"No you dobe … there just knocked out."

"Can I poke them?"

"Poke me and I'll rip your arm off." Kira said sitting up, she looked around her; she was in some kind of forest. Then she looked at the people in front of her. "Holy sweet mother of ramen!!" Kira shouted. OMR! I'm like so in the Naruto world! Wait! Where is Etsure? (a/n OMR means OH MY RAMEN! ) Kira looked next to her. Etsure was sleeping next to her. "Hey Etsure. Wake up." Kira said shaking her friend.

"Ugh … go away." Etsure said rolling over.

She asked for it…. "OMG!! KIBA'S GAY!" Kira shouted in Etsure's ear.

"The hell he is!!" Etsure said jumping up.

"Who are you?" Sasuke asked.

"OMG!! It's the emo dude!" Etsure shouted pointing at Sasuke, causing him to twitch.

"He's not an emo dude! He's a gay lard!!" Kira shouted.

"No! Emo!"

"Gay!"

"Emo!"

"Gay!"

"Emo!"

"Gay emo!" Kira shouted

"You're right." Etsure said.

"How do you know me?" Sasuke asked.

"Long story that we don't want to tell." Etsure said

"If you don't want to tell us how you know Sasuke, you can always tell the Hokage" Naruto threatened.

"Sasuke –who? I don't know any Sasuke's how about you Kira?" Etsure asked.

"Nope, none at all." Kira answered.

"You're coming with us …" Sasuke said while grabbing the back of Kira's shirt. Naruto did the same with Etsure.

"Get your filthy hands off of me you darn dirty ape!" Kira shouted.

-- At the Hokage's Office --

"Sasuke, Naruto. Why are you here?" Sarutobi asked.

"These two." Sasuke said, pushing Kira and Etsure in front of him.

"Who are you?" Sarutobi asked

"The Easter Bunny!!" Kira shouted.

"Ba-ka" Etsure shouted smacking Kira on the head.

"OWW!!"

"Anyways, my name is Etsure, the baka's name is Kira …" Etsure said.

"They knew mine and Naruto's name, yet we have never met them before." Sasuke said.

"Wow, twelve words in one sentence Sasuke. I think you just beat your personal record!" Kira said while smirking as Sasuke.

"How do you know them?" Sarutobi asked.

"Um … psychic?" Etsure said.

"Do you really expect us to believe that?" Sarutobi asked

"Yes. Ask me something about Konoha or Suna and I'll be able to answer it because, well … we're psychic." Kira said.

"Fine." Sarutobi said, eying them suspiciously. "What important event is going to happen here in Konoha?" he asked.

"The Chunin Exams." Etsure answered.

"Ask us something that is actually hard." Kira said yawning.

"Since you guys are psychic you should know at least two things Haku said to me." Naruto said.

"I'm sorry Naruto, I can't die yet." Etsure said

"It was the most painful thing, accepting I was alone in the world. Superfluous. Unwanted. Shunned." Kira said proudly.

"Is that right Naruto?" the Hokage asked. Naruto, eyes wide, slowly nodded. "Do you have any special abilities?" he asked.

"Well, I have the Byakugan, and no I'm not a Hyuuga."Etsure said.

"And I have the Sharingan, but I'm not an Uchiha." Kira said. Sasuke was staring at her as if she had two heads.

"If you two are able to do jutsu's, I'll make you guy's genin of the leaf." Sarutobi said.

"Jutsu's are easy!" Etsure shouted, putting her hands together in a hand seal and made five shadow clones. "Hey!" all the shadow clones shouted together "we're Identical!"

Kira sighed; she opened the window, and did a few hand seals. "Fire style: Ultimate Fireball Jutsu!!" she shouted blowing fire out the window.

"Now for your staying arrangement, Kira, you will be staying with Sasuke." Sarutobi said "And Etsure, you will be staying in the Hyuuga house hold." (a/n don't worry, this won't be a NejixOC. It's going to be a SasukexOC and KibaxOC.) "You two will be on a team together."

"You wanted to see me Hokage-sama?" Neji asked, walking into the office.

"Yes, this girl will be staying with you, escort her to your compound." Sarutobi said, motioning toward Etsure.

"Come with me." Neji said.

"Bye baka." Etsure said, waving at her friend.

"See ya E.T." Kira said.

"Sasuke, take Kira to your house, and Naruto go home." Sarutobi said.

"Right."

-- 10 Minutes Later at the Hyuuga Compound --

"You'll stay here …" Neji said turning to leave.

"Wait, Neji, I want to tell you something." Etsure said. Neji nodded and sat down on the bed next to Etsure. "There was once three caged birds." Etsure started. "The first one didn't do anything and soon died." She said. "The second one kept picking at the lock until the door opened and it flew away. The last one opened the door, but stayed in its cage. Afraid of what might happen if it left." She said. "Tell me Neji, which one are you?"

Neji stared at her until he finally stood up and started to leave "I'm going to bed."

-- At Sasuke's House --

"You'll stay here." Sasuke said.

"Sasuke, did you know your hair looks like a chickens' ass?" Kira said.

"… … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … … …"

"Just because of your hair, from now on your name is CLUCKY!!" Kira shouted. And just as he was about to respond, Kira pushed Sasuke out of the room and shouted "Goodnight!"

To Be Continued

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