Lila: (sigh) I am SO sorry for not updating more often. I'm just SO busy
right now with different things that I haven't had time to write..Let alone
sleep! Updating is gonna be pretty slow for a short while. It'll definitely
pick up soon. I swear!
Joey: What are we supposed to do while we wait?
Lila: Here. (Hands Joey ever lasting gobstopper)
Joey: What the hell is this?
Lila: I broke into one of the Charlie and the chocolate factory stories.
Joey: (shrugs and eats everlasting gobstopper)
Lila: On with the story!
Joey: Lila does not own Yu-gi-oh.
TOO MANY ON AN ISLAND
CHAPTER 3
Tacky Announcer: When we last left off the gang had separated into four separate groups. Serenity, Tristan and Duke had minimal success getting the fire started and had an unfortunate incident with a sting ray (now let us never speak of it again) and are now busy trying to collect supplies out of the sunken ship. But you people are probably wondering what is going on in other parts of the forest hmmm? How about Mai, Tea, Yugi and Yami Malik? How are they doing with the huts?
"So what are we going to build them out of?" Yugi asked.
"We can use these fallen branches as supports." Tea said as she held up some sticks.
"And use these big leaves for covering. It'll also give the drab looking huts some colour." Mai said.
"This is survival Mai, not Trading Spaces." Tea said.
Mai glared at her. "Just because we're stranded on an island doesn't mean that we have to live like savages." Mai said.
Yami Malik pulled off his shirt. "Well we aren't exactly in the life of luxury. You may just have to get used to dirty skin, broken nails and split ends."
"No! No! No!" Mai cried. "This is my version of hell!"
"Stop being such a drama queen." Tea said. "Here." She handed two halves of a coconut to Mai. "Take these. There are some pretty leaves and flowers over there. Why don't you go make yourself a dress out of them or something."
Mai jumped up and down excitedly. "Oh Yeah!" then ran off into the edge of the jungle.
"Wait Mai!" Yugi screamed. "You have to help build the huts!"
"Forget about her." Yami Malik said. "Maybe some wild animal will gobble her up and save us a head ache from her."
"That's mean." Tea scolded.
"Hopefully it'll gobble you up too." He glared at her.
"Maybe it is best she's off making herself a dress." Yugi said. "She'd probably just give us decorating tips anyway."
The three remaining began to place sticks up like poles and began to make what looked like.well.was supposed to look like a hut.
"Not bad." Tea said.
"It's terrible." Yami Malik said.
"No it isn't!" Tea said.
"Yes it is. It's pathetic. There aren't even four walls. It looks like someone should shoot it and put it out of it's misery." Yami Malik said.
"It'll protect us from the rain." Tea snapped.
"Oh really?" Yami Malik asked. He leaned down to Yugi and whispered something in his ear.
Yugi raised his eyebrows. "Really?"
Yami Malik simply nodded.
"What did he say?" Tea asked.
Yugi didn't answer. He walked over to the hut and stood next to the doorway. He leaned forward and gently blew on the front of the hut. The hut immediately came crashing down in front of him nearly taking him out with it.
"See. We'd be safer outside of the huts." Yami Malik said.
"Maybe we need to make it out of something else than." Tea said. "It know! We'll make mud huts!"
"Mud huts?" Yami Malik asked.
"Yeah. Mud huts. I saw them in a National Geographic book once. It could work." Tea said.
Yami Malik rolled his eyes.
"Do you have any better suggestions?" Tea asked.
The boys didn't argue. They began to build the huts out of mud at the edge of the jungle and made what.oh I'll just let Yami Malik tell you.
"It's an igloo." Yami Malik said.
"It's a hut." Tea argued.
"It's an igloo that an Inuit would keep his dog in. It's an Inuit dog house." He said.
"You just like making fun of everything don't you?" Tea said.
"It's just as bad as the last ones." He said.
"The wind won't blow it over though Yami Malik. So what if only two people fit in each. We'll just make a whole bunch of them." Yugi said.
"I hope you like remaking them then." Yami Malik said.
"Why?"
Yami Malik walked over to the water's edge and collected some water in an emptied coconut he found. He walked back and dumped the water onto the 'igloo'. The igloo melted like sugar.
"See."
"Oh."
..
"Now what do we do?"
"We put on these super cute dresses I made!" Mai said. She came tearing out of the jungle with the skirts. She grabbed Tea by the arm and dragged her back into the forest.
Yugi and Yami Malik stood in silence for a while. Yugi finally spoke. "We're all gonna die!" He cried.
"What? No we aren't." Yami Malik said.
"Yes we are. We can't even build huts." Yugi cried. "We're doomed."
"Huts? You mean shelters? Is that what we're making?" He asked.
Yugi stopped in mid drama. "Yes. What have we been talking about for the last two hours?"
"Sorry. I tend to ignore you people." He said.
"Then why do you hang out with us?" Yugi asked.
Yami Malik shrugged. "Will you stop crying if I fix the huts?"
Yugi nodded. "But how?"
Yami Malik rolled his eyes. He waved his hands said some words that Yugi couldn't understand and then there before him was a little path leading into the jungle.
"That's it?" Yugi asked.
"You did all that hocus pocus stuff and that's it?" Yugi asked.
Yami Malik waved his arm and Yugi followed into the forest. They walked down the path and came to a clearing. Yugi's eyes widened in awe at what was before him.
A large no wait.HUGE tree sitting on a small island within the forest had what looked like a luxury tree house on it. (Think the partridge family.) Bridges led up to the tree and ladders draped from multiple spots. There were levels and rooms, which were connected by more bridges, netting on rooms, colors and a small water mill.
Yugi turned to Yami Malik. "You did this?" He asked.
Yami Malik nodded.
"Are you telling me we just spent the last 4 hours trying to build sad little huts on the beach when you could have just waved your arms and made a luxury hotel appear in a tree?"
Yami Malik nodded.
Yugi attacked Yami Malik. This startled the ancient spirit considering Yugi's rather mild manners.
"You Idiot! Why didn't you do this before? What the [Beep]! Why can't you just smarten the [beep] up and try to be useful for once! I mean, you always try to ruin stuff and just for once you could just TRY and he helpful with something! {Beep]!"
"Yugi! You're hurting me!" Yami Malik cried. "Hey! You're teeth are sharp!" The boys continued to brawl or rather, Malik laid on the ground crying like a baby while Yugi attacked him like an angry ferret. (The boy is small.I' mean I couldn't say he looked like a grizzly. Yugi takes up about the same space the grizzly's leg would.) The boys soon stopped and stared at Tea and Mai who walked out of the jungle sporting their new outfits make a grass skirts, flowery necklaces and hair pieces and coconut tops.
"Well? How do we look?" Mai asked.
The boys didn't answer.
"Is it a good thing when they don't answer?" Tea asked Mai.
"That all depends on how much they're drooling." Mai said. She walked over and examined the boys. "Yep. We look good."
"Nice job on the house guys." Tea said. "You guys work fast when you put your minds to it."
Yami Malik stood up and laughed nervously. "Yeah. Right. Hard work. We did a good job didn't we Yugi?"
Yugi let out a low growl.
Yami knew he had to protect himself somehow. "Uhhh. Yeah. Tea. You sure must be proud of Yugi."
"Oh yes. You're my little hero." She said. She leaned down and kissed him on the cheek. This plan worked perfectly, as Yugi seemed to have forgotten what he was mad about.
"I wonder how the others are doing?" Mai said.
Tacky Announcer: How are the others doing? Have the others discovered anything new? Have the boys found any food and have Duke, Serenity and Tristan got those damn supplies yet? Find out on the next episode!
END CHAPTER 3
Well..that's gonna be it for at least a week. I may by some miracle update before that but I still what to hear what you think. Reviews please!
.
Joey: What are we supposed to do while we wait?
Lila: Here. (Hands Joey ever lasting gobstopper)
Joey: What the hell is this?
Lila: I broke into one of the Charlie and the chocolate factory stories.
Joey: (shrugs and eats everlasting gobstopper)
Lila: On with the story!
Joey: Lila does not own Yu-gi-oh.
TOO MANY ON AN ISLAND
CHAPTER 3
Tacky Announcer: When we last left off the gang had separated into four separate groups. Serenity, Tristan and Duke had minimal success getting the fire started and had an unfortunate incident with a sting ray (now let us never speak of it again) and are now busy trying to collect supplies out of the sunken ship. But you people are probably wondering what is going on in other parts of the forest hmmm? How about Mai, Tea, Yugi and Yami Malik? How are they doing with the huts?
"So what are we going to build them out of?" Yugi asked.
"We can use these fallen branches as supports." Tea said as she held up some sticks.
"And use these big leaves for covering. It'll also give the drab looking huts some colour." Mai said.
"This is survival Mai, not Trading Spaces." Tea said.
Mai glared at her. "Just because we're stranded on an island doesn't mean that we have to live like savages." Mai said.
Yami Malik pulled off his shirt. "Well we aren't exactly in the life of luxury. You may just have to get used to dirty skin, broken nails and split ends."
"No! No! No!" Mai cried. "This is my version of hell!"
"Stop being such a drama queen." Tea said. "Here." She handed two halves of a coconut to Mai. "Take these. There are some pretty leaves and flowers over there. Why don't you go make yourself a dress out of them or something."
Mai jumped up and down excitedly. "Oh Yeah!" then ran off into the edge of the jungle.
"Wait Mai!" Yugi screamed. "You have to help build the huts!"
"Forget about her." Yami Malik said. "Maybe some wild animal will gobble her up and save us a head ache from her."
"That's mean." Tea scolded.
"Hopefully it'll gobble you up too." He glared at her.
"Maybe it is best she's off making herself a dress." Yugi said. "She'd probably just give us decorating tips anyway."
The three remaining began to place sticks up like poles and began to make what looked like.well.was supposed to look like a hut.
"Not bad." Tea said.
"It's terrible." Yami Malik said.
"No it isn't!" Tea said.
"Yes it is. It's pathetic. There aren't even four walls. It looks like someone should shoot it and put it out of it's misery." Yami Malik said.
"It'll protect us from the rain." Tea snapped.
"Oh really?" Yami Malik asked. He leaned down to Yugi and whispered something in his ear.
Yugi raised his eyebrows. "Really?"
Yami Malik simply nodded.
"What did he say?" Tea asked.
Yugi didn't answer. He walked over to the hut and stood next to the doorway. He leaned forward and gently blew on the front of the hut. The hut immediately came crashing down in front of him nearly taking him out with it.
"See. We'd be safer outside of the huts." Yami Malik said.
"Maybe we need to make it out of something else than." Tea said. "It know! We'll make mud huts!"
"Mud huts?" Yami Malik asked.
"Yeah. Mud huts. I saw them in a National Geographic book once. It could work." Tea said.
Yami Malik rolled his eyes.
"Do you have any better suggestions?" Tea asked.
The boys didn't argue. They began to build the huts out of mud at the edge of the jungle and made what.oh I'll just let Yami Malik tell you.
"It's an igloo." Yami Malik said.
"It's a hut." Tea argued.
"It's an igloo that an Inuit would keep his dog in. It's an Inuit dog house." He said.
"You just like making fun of everything don't you?" Tea said.
"It's just as bad as the last ones." He said.
"The wind won't blow it over though Yami Malik. So what if only two people fit in each. We'll just make a whole bunch of them." Yugi said.
"I hope you like remaking them then." Yami Malik said.
"Why?"
Yami Malik walked over to the water's edge and collected some water in an emptied coconut he found. He walked back and dumped the water onto the 'igloo'. The igloo melted like sugar.
"See."
"Oh."
..
"Now what do we do?"
"We put on these super cute dresses I made!" Mai said. She came tearing out of the jungle with the skirts. She grabbed Tea by the arm and dragged her back into the forest.
Yugi and Yami Malik stood in silence for a while. Yugi finally spoke. "We're all gonna die!" He cried.
"What? No we aren't." Yami Malik said.
"Yes we are. We can't even build huts." Yugi cried. "We're doomed."
"Huts? You mean shelters? Is that what we're making?" He asked.
Yugi stopped in mid drama. "Yes. What have we been talking about for the last two hours?"
"Sorry. I tend to ignore you people." He said.
"Then why do you hang out with us?" Yugi asked.
Yami Malik shrugged. "Will you stop crying if I fix the huts?"
Yugi nodded. "But how?"
Yami Malik rolled his eyes. He waved his hands said some words that Yugi couldn't understand and then there before him was a little path leading into the jungle.
"That's it?" Yugi asked.
"You did all that hocus pocus stuff and that's it?" Yugi asked.
Yami Malik waved his arm and Yugi followed into the forest. They walked down the path and came to a clearing. Yugi's eyes widened in awe at what was before him.
A large no wait.HUGE tree sitting on a small island within the forest had what looked like a luxury tree house on it. (Think the partridge family.) Bridges led up to the tree and ladders draped from multiple spots. There were levels and rooms, which were connected by more bridges, netting on rooms, colors and a small water mill.
Yugi turned to Yami Malik. "You did this?" He asked.
Yami Malik nodded.
"Are you telling me we just spent the last 4 hours trying to build sad little huts on the beach when you could have just waved your arms and made a luxury hotel appear in a tree?"
Yami Malik nodded.
Yugi attacked Yami Malik. This startled the ancient spirit considering Yugi's rather mild manners.
"You Idiot! Why didn't you do this before? What the [Beep]! Why can't you just smarten the [beep] up and try to be useful for once! I mean, you always try to ruin stuff and just for once you could just TRY and he helpful with something! {Beep]!"
"Yugi! You're hurting me!" Yami Malik cried. "Hey! You're teeth are sharp!" The boys continued to brawl or rather, Malik laid on the ground crying like a baby while Yugi attacked him like an angry ferret. (The boy is small.I' mean I couldn't say he looked like a grizzly. Yugi takes up about the same space the grizzly's leg would.) The boys soon stopped and stared at Tea and Mai who walked out of the jungle sporting their new outfits make a grass skirts, flowery necklaces and hair pieces and coconut tops.
"Well? How do we look?" Mai asked.
The boys didn't answer.
"Is it a good thing when they don't answer?" Tea asked Mai.
"That all depends on how much they're drooling." Mai said. She walked over and examined the boys. "Yep. We look good."
"Nice job on the house guys." Tea said. "You guys work fast when you put your minds to it."
Yami Malik stood up and laughed nervously. "Yeah. Right. Hard work. We did a good job didn't we Yugi?"
Yugi let out a low growl.
Yami knew he had to protect himself somehow. "Uhhh. Yeah. Tea. You sure must be proud of Yugi."
"Oh yes. You're my little hero." She said. She leaned down and kissed him on the cheek. This plan worked perfectly, as Yugi seemed to have forgotten what he was mad about.
"I wonder how the others are doing?" Mai said.
Tacky Announcer: How are the others doing? Have the others discovered anything new? Have the boys found any food and have Duke, Serenity and Tristan got those damn supplies yet? Find out on the next episode!
END CHAPTER 3
Well..that's gonna be it for at least a week. I may by some miracle update before that but I still what to hear what you think. Reviews please!
.
