This chapter was made by Etsure

Disclaimer: I did not create Naruto if I did … well lets just say KIBA IS MINE!!! And of course Sasuke is brandiuchiha's. XD

Chapter 3 – Rape

"blah talking blah"

`blah thinking blah`

--------------- At Sasuke's House ---------------

Kira kept holding the door closed so that Sasuke couldn't get in and kill her. Finally after about 10 minuets Sasuke stomped away. Since Kira was safe from Sasuke's wrath she took a look around the room and realized why Sasuke was extra mad … she was in Itachi's room `Yosh, now I'm going to take a look around his room so I can jet some dirt on him! ` Thought Kira. Sadly she didn't find anything REALLY interesting. Well the only things he found were some "naughty books" with pictures of "naughty girls" in them and some Yaoi pictures of Itachi and someone else that Kira could kind of recognize but not that much. `This is so boring` thought Kira `oh well, I'll just call E.T. `

(a/n I can't believe she gave me the nick name E.T.! I'm not an alien! T.T Well anyways back to the story…)

Ring … ring … ring … ring … "Hello this is Etsure"

"You'll never guess what happened!! I got Itachi's room and I found some "naughty books" with pictures of "naughty girls" in them and some Yaoi pictures of Itachi and someone else that I can't recognize for some reason… Well they look like they should belong to Kakashi or Jariyah!"

"Oh my Kami! That is so awesome! Have you checked Sasgay's room for anything `dirt` that we can blackmail him with? "

"Sadly no I haven't. I'm afraid he going to kill me if I leave this room! Because obviously he would be mad because I took his brother Itachi's room and that I might get girl `cooties` all over it.!"

"True, true."

"Well how has it been with Neji?"

"Okay, I asked him the 3 birds in a cage thingy and he just stared at me then walked away. Hopefully I got him pissed off or at least got him thinking."

"Yeah that would be good for him. Well if that didn't get him pissed off he doesn't know about our `psychicness`, so you still might be able to get him pissed off because you know all his secrets AND you have the Byakugan but your not a Hyuuga."

"Heh. That would be so funny, I can say I'm one of his stalkers so I know EVERTHING about him and start to freak him out!"

"Well I got to go Clucky is coming back. Bye."

"K. Bye."

--------------- With Sasuke and Kira ---------------

"Can I come in now? I promise I won't kill you… this time..." said Sasuke after he knocked on the door to Kira/Itachi's room.

"Okay … I guess." Kira opened the door to see Sasuke standing with a bowl of Ramen and Dangos. "Oh, my, fuckin, ramen! You have DANGOS!!!" yelled Kira while taking the Dangos from Sasuke. "Wank woo fow da wood Wucky!" said Kira with her mouth full of Ramen and Dangos. (Translation: "Thank you for the food Clucky!")

"Yeah whatever. Just don't get his room dirty."

Kira gulped down the food in her mouth then said "You want to know something about Itachi that is so funny!"

Sasuke nodded slowly because he was suspicious of Kira. `I wonder what Kira know about Itachi that I don't? `

"Itachi has some "naughty books" with pictures of "naughty girls" in them that look like they should belong to Kakashi or Jariyah!" (Kira left out the part about the Yaoi pictures … she didn't want to mentally scare Sasuke … yet.)

Sasuke just stared at Kira then said "Show me proof."

"Oh, you naughty, naughty boy" said Kira as she placed the magazines in Sasuke's hands.

"I'm not naughty it's just I don't believe you." Then he looked down to see a Yaoi picture of Itachi and the friend he killed. "Oh, my god!" he yelled. Then he ran to the restroom and threw up.

`Oh! I forgot about that I left that picture on the top of the stack of magazines. Oops. My bad. Now that I think about it maybe I should've told Sasuke about the pictures. So that his mentally scarzation wouldn't have been so bad. Oh well. What's done is done. ` Thought Kira as she walked towards the restroom where Sasuke was throwing up. Once she was at the rest room door she yelled "10 POINTS!"

"What do you mean by that?"

"10 points for the upchuck … but only 8 points for the gagging." said Kira with a smirk on her face.

"hn"

"Cant you say something besides `hn` like whatever or something?! `hn` is just so stupid and you know what … it makes you seem more like a chicken, Clucky." Kira said smirking.

"hn"

"Whatever." said Kira stomping away to her room so she could go to sleep.

--------------- In Kira's room ---------------

Kira changed into some sleep clothes (that Sasuke had let her borrow) then got into bed. As she was falling asleep she thought about her `evil plan` which was how she was going to annoy Sasuke the next day. Since tomorrow was Sunday and neither Sasuke, Kira, nor Etsure had anything to do the next day she was going to invite Etsure over so they could torture Sasuke. `BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Sasuke shall pay for being a gay emo lard!! `

--------------- Next morning In the Hyuuga's House ---------------

Ring …. ring … ring … ring

Etsure hearing the cell phone picks up it up, "Hello?"

"Oh My God! E.T. you have to come over to Cluck's house today!"

"What the Fuck! Its 6:30 Kira go to bed! And who is Clucky anyways?"

"Clucky is Sasuke. But that's not the point! We have A LOT of work to do!"

"Fine then, let me get dressed and eat breakfast then I'll go over … wait one more thing …"

"What?"

"I got Hinata's room so now she has to share a room with Neji!"

"Oh my god! I didn't know they were THAT close! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Now I have some dirt on Neji AND Hinata!"

"Well I got to go. Bye."

"K! Bye!"

`Hmmm … I wonder what I should wear … I don't know maybe the same outfit I wore yesterday! Because the only outfits in my closet are the same! Damn these Anime's where they wear the same outfit every day! Oh well … at least I don't have to pick out a different outfit everyday.` So Etsure put's on one of her outfits but then gets an idea. `I should wear one of Neji's outfits! ` So she goes into Neji's room to see that he is not there. So she goes into his closet and puts on one of his outfits. After she changes into the Kitchen to see him eating a bowl of cereal at the table. "Heh … I can explain …" started Etsure before she was interrupted by Neji obviously mad and with an evil grin he walk up to her.

"What are you doing in MY clothes?" Neji asked calmly.

"Well about that … well … you see … umm … yeah … well I'm hungry so I'll eat first then I'll tell you." Etsure puts two pieces of toast in the toaster and waits for them to toast in an aquard silence. The toast finishes so she putts butter and Grape Jelly on them and then she eats them. When she is finally done she tells Neji "Tell me which bird are you and I'll give you an answer."

"Go to hell."

"Okay then. I'm going over to Sasuke's house now …"

"Whatever."

--------------- At Sasuke's House after Calling Etsure ---------------

Kira hangs up the phone `Yosh! Now to start my plan. ` She goes into Sasuke's room to see him sleeping in his bed. Since he is sleeping Kira goes into his closet to search for any `dirt` on Sasuke but she doesn't find anything so she gets an evil idea. `I'm going to wear one of Cluck's outfits. Heh. I bet E.T. could never think of something like this. ` So she puts on one of Sasuke's outfits and slips out of the room quietly before Sasuke could wakeup. Once she was out of the room she went to the kitchen and made some toast for herself.

--------------- In Sasuke's Room ---------------

Sasuke sees Kira slip quietly out of his room and wonders what she was doing in there. He quickly dismisses the thought and goes into his closet to change and then realizes one of his outfits is gone. `Hell no. ` He thought as he barged into the kitchen to see Kira finishing a piece of toast.

Kira gulps down the last of her toast and says "What? Why are you staring at me? Do I have something on my face?"

"Hn. You know why I'm staring at you … I'm mad!"

Kira looks down at her clothes. "Oh, yeah about this … ummm … I had no other clothes so yeah I'm using yours." This was a lie. She actually had a closet full of the same outfit like Sasuke … but Sasuke didn't know that, and what he doesn't know can't hurt him.

"I don't care. Give me back my clothes." Sasuke said very angrily.

"I don't wanna."

Sasuke walked up to Kira and said "NOW!"

"No." said Kira smirking.

Suddenly Sasuke started to take his clothes off of Kira when Etsure walked in, in Neji's clothes.

"E.T.! Help me! Cluck's raping me!" yelled Kira.

"What the fuck Sasgay! I didn't know you liked Kira THAT much! I mean I took Neji's clothes and he didn't try to rape me! So what are you doing raping Kira?!" Since obviously Sasuke didn't her Etsure she pulled him off of Kira and said "Listen to me you damn emo gay lard! It's just clothes!"

Suddenly Sasuke realized what he was doing and blushed. He tried not to show it so he just walked to his room and said "hn." `What was that? It was like a sudden urge just came over me. NO! I can NOT like Kira! Just because she isn't a fan girl, unlike every other girl, that doesn't mean I should like her! `

"Quit saying `hn`" yelled Kira after Sasuke.

"Okay … that was disturbing … well why was he trying to take off your clothes?"

"I don't know! Just because I was wearing clothes that doesn't mean he has to rape me! I mean Neji didn't rape you! Did he?"

"No! Of Course not! I belong to Kiba and Kiba belongs to me!"

"Okay … obsessed much …"

"So what is the plan? How are we going to torture Sasuke until he finally cracks and yells at us or something like that?"

"Heh, about that … I only have a couple of ideas on how we are going to torture Clucky … soooo … I kind of need your help …"

"Hmmm … we can trade all his clothes with Sakura's clothes!"

"And we can dye his hair pink and burn all his clothes!"

"In a bonfire … in the shape of Sasgay!"

"And then we can take all of Sakura's dolls of Sasuke!"

"And tear them apart!"

"And put them all over the house!" said Kira

"Perfect plan! Bwahahahahahahaha!" said Kira and Etsure together with an evil glint in their eyes and smirks on their faces.


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