Lila: I didn't think I was going to get any updating done this weekend but
a little bird decided to sit next to my window all morning and swuak
incessantly. So now I'm awake and visualizing plucking every feather from
that stupid bird.
Joey: Lila. You're getting off topic.
Lila: Oh. Yeah. Sorry. Do the disclaimer then.
Joey: Lila don't own Yu-gi-oh or anything to do with Yu-gi-oh. She also doesn't own Lord of the Flies. That belongs to William Golding, just incase there's a reference to it. She also doesn't own Pepsi, MTV, and Kool-Aid.
Lila: That's enough Joey!
TOO MANY ON AN ISLAND
CHAPTER 5
"Oh Dear." Bakura said as the three boys stumbled through the island paradise with on sense of direction.
"Stop whining Bakura." Yami Malik snapped.
"We must be going around in circles." Yami said. "This all looks the same."
"So what should we do?" Bakura asked. "We need a compass."
"Easy." Yami Malik said. He waved his hands and summoned a compass from the shadow realm.
"You really do take your powers for granted don't you?" Yami scorned him.
Yami Malik shrugged and proceeded to play with the dials on the compass. The other boys stood patiently. Finally Bakura spoke up. "What's taking so long?"
"Um." Yami Malik stuttered. "I don't know how to work the dials."
Bakura groaned. "Give me that." He snatched the compass away and adjusted to the proper co-ordinates. "Here. We'll go NW on the island for starters. It's not a terribly big island so we should hit water in an hour at least."
The Yamis groaned.
"Oh. Shut up the both of you. I mean. For 5000 year old spirits you sure are lazy." Bakura said.
They all began to walk in the designated direction till they came to a clearing. Butterflies danced in the middle of the clearing that had several paths connected to it. "Oh. Good." Bakura said. "Let's take a path. I'll be easier."
They all began to walk down the one path leading further away from camp. "Who do you suppose made these trails?" Bakura asked.
"Looks like a pig run." Yami Malik said.
"What the hell is a pig run?" Yami asked.
"We'll my simple Pharaoh. The pig run is a place in which pigs run."
"Shut up!"
"You!"
"You!"
"Both of you!" Bakura yelled and the area fell silent. "I think you're wrong anyway." Bakura said.
"Why's that?" Yami Malik asked.
"If you look at the ground there are both hoof prints and feet prints."
"He's right."
"Pop question. What has feet shaped like that?" Bakura asked.
The two sat there in deep thought. "I know this one." Yami grunted.
Yami Malik looked down and then jumped up and down with his hand high in the air. "I know! I know!"
Bakura pointed to him. "Yes Yami Malik?"
"Is it..People like us?" He asked.
"Yes!" Bakura said.
"Ha! I win! I win!" Yami Malik taunted.
"Good boy. Here's a lolly." Bakura handed him the lolly. Yami Malik was about to put it in his mouth when he realized. "Wait a minute. You were patronizing me!"
"Yep."
Yami Malik's face flushed with anger and the lolly in his hand burst into flames. "Do that again and I'll bestow the same fate on you as I did the lolly."
"Yes sir." Bakura gulped.
"Hey guys. If those are people's feet then where are the people." Yami asked.
Before he could barely get the sentence out spears of different shapes and sizes suddenly surrounded the boys "Uh. Oh." Bakura said.
Meanwhile back at camp.
"We did it!" Tristan shouted. "We actually did it!"
"We made fire and got supplies from the ship! This is great!" Serenity said. "Only one problem."
"What's that sweetie?" Duke asked and Tristan glared.
"We'll. This is supposed to be a signal fire and there's no smoke." She said.
"She's right." Duke said. "How are we gonna make smoke?"
"Put a bunch of leaves on it." She said.
The boys obey and soon they had smoke.
"K. Let's go through the list of supplies again." Serenity said. "One working flashlight?"
"Check." Duke said.
"Two beach towels?"
"Check." He said again.
"Three cans of beans?"
"Check."
"One container of cream cheese."
"Check."
"Joey's box of unused condoms?"
"Ewww. Check."
"Mai's hand mirror?"
"Check."
"Cooler of random food?"
"Check."
"In it is three tomatoes, 20 sandwiches, fruit salad, egg salad and a bag of Fritos?"
"Che---Nope." Duke said.
"What do you mean no?"
"I mean no."
"What's missing?"
"That bag of Fritos."
"Tristan have you seen the bag of Fritos?"
A muffled reply, "Noph"
"What was that?"
"I Sid Noph." He replied again.
"Why do you sound funny?" They both walked over and attempted to turn Tristan around. They finally caught a look at his face.
"He's eating the Fritos!" "Get him!" They both attacked Tristan with full force. "We're supposed to ration!" Serenity yelled.
They managed to strip the bag from him but then noticed he was hacking like a cat. "What's wrong with him?" Duke asked.
"He's choking on the chips." Serenity said. "We have to help him."
"Forget it. Serves him right trying to eat all the chips." He said.
"Duke!" she hissed.
"Alright! Alright!" He said. He walked up behind him and wrapped his arms around him. "I guess I owe you for the stinger before." He gave Tristan the heimlic maneuver till he coughed up the chip. The chip flew over and landed in Serenity's lap.
"Ewe! Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross!" She said and swatted it off.
"Maybe we should go back to the shelters now?" Duke said.
They all nodded but were suddenly distracted by the loud and horn noise coming from just down the beach.
END OF CHAPTER 5
I know it wasn't much but hey! A Chapter's a Chapter. Reviews!
Joey: Lila. You're getting off topic.
Lila: Oh. Yeah. Sorry. Do the disclaimer then.
Joey: Lila don't own Yu-gi-oh or anything to do with Yu-gi-oh. She also doesn't own Lord of the Flies. That belongs to William Golding, just incase there's a reference to it. She also doesn't own Pepsi, MTV, and Kool-Aid.
Lila: That's enough Joey!
TOO MANY ON AN ISLAND
CHAPTER 5
"Oh Dear." Bakura said as the three boys stumbled through the island paradise with on sense of direction.
"Stop whining Bakura." Yami Malik snapped.
"We must be going around in circles." Yami said. "This all looks the same."
"So what should we do?" Bakura asked. "We need a compass."
"Easy." Yami Malik said. He waved his hands and summoned a compass from the shadow realm.
"You really do take your powers for granted don't you?" Yami scorned him.
Yami Malik shrugged and proceeded to play with the dials on the compass. The other boys stood patiently. Finally Bakura spoke up. "What's taking so long?"
"Um." Yami Malik stuttered. "I don't know how to work the dials."
Bakura groaned. "Give me that." He snatched the compass away and adjusted to the proper co-ordinates. "Here. We'll go NW on the island for starters. It's not a terribly big island so we should hit water in an hour at least."
The Yamis groaned.
"Oh. Shut up the both of you. I mean. For 5000 year old spirits you sure are lazy." Bakura said.
They all began to walk in the designated direction till they came to a clearing. Butterflies danced in the middle of the clearing that had several paths connected to it. "Oh. Good." Bakura said. "Let's take a path. I'll be easier."
They all began to walk down the one path leading further away from camp. "Who do you suppose made these trails?" Bakura asked.
"Looks like a pig run." Yami Malik said.
"What the hell is a pig run?" Yami asked.
"We'll my simple Pharaoh. The pig run is a place in which pigs run."
"Shut up!"
"You!"
"You!"
"Both of you!" Bakura yelled and the area fell silent. "I think you're wrong anyway." Bakura said.
"Why's that?" Yami Malik asked.
"If you look at the ground there are both hoof prints and feet prints."
"He's right."
"Pop question. What has feet shaped like that?" Bakura asked.
The two sat there in deep thought. "I know this one." Yami grunted.
Yami Malik looked down and then jumped up and down with his hand high in the air. "I know! I know!"
Bakura pointed to him. "Yes Yami Malik?"
"Is it..People like us?" He asked.
"Yes!" Bakura said.
"Ha! I win! I win!" Yami Malik taunted.
"Good boy. Here's a lolly." Bakura handed him the lolly. Yami Malik was about to put it in his mouth when he realized. "Wait a minute. You were patronizing me!"
"Yep."
Yami Malik's face flushed with anger and the lolly in his hand burst into flames. "Do that again and I'll bestow the same fate on you as I did the lolly."
"Yes sir." Bakura gulped.
"Hey guys. If those are people's feet then where are the people." Yami asked.
Before he could barely get the sentence out spears of different shapes and sizes suddenly surrounded the boys "Uh. Oh." Bakura said.
Meanwhile back at camp.
"We did it!" Tristan shouted. "We actually did it!"
"We made fire and got supplies from the ship! This is great!" Serenity said. "Only one problem."
"What's that sweetie?" Duke asked and Tristan glared.
"We'll. This is supposed to be a signal fire and there's no smoke." She said.
"She's right." Duke said. "How are we gonna make smoke?"
"Put a bunch of leaves on it." She said.
The boys obey and soon they had smoke.
"K. Let's go through the list of supplies again." Serenity said. "One working flashlight?"
"Check." Duke said.
"Two beach towels?"
"Check." He said again.
"Three cans of beans?"
"Check."
"One container of cream cheese."
"Check."
"Joey's box of unused condoms?"
"Ewww. Check."
"Mai's hand mirror?"
"Check."
"Cooler of random food?"
"Check."
"In it is three tomatoes, 20 sandwiches, fruit salad, egg salad and a bag of Fritos?"
"Che---Nope." Duke said.
"What do you mean no?"
"I mean no."
"What's missing?"
"That bag of Fritos."
"Tristan have you seen the bag of Fritos?"
A muffled reply, "Noph"
"What was that?"
"I Sid Noph." He replied again.
"Why do you sound funny?" They both walked over and attempted to turn Tristan around. They finally caught a look at his face.
"He's eating the Fritos!" "Get him!" They both attacked Tristan with full force. "We're supposed to ration!" Serenity yelled.
They managed to strip the bag from him but then noticed he was hacking like a cat. "What's wrong with him?" Duke asked.
"He's choking on the chips." Serenity said. "We have to help him."
"Forget it. Serves him right trying to eat all the chips." He said.
"Duke!" she hissed.
"Alright! Alright!" He said. He walked up behind him and wrapped his arms around him. "I guess I owe you for the stinger before." He gave Tristan the heimlic maneuver till he coughed up the chip. The chip flew over and landed in Serenity's lap.
"Ewe! Gross! Gross! Gross! Gross!" She said and swatted it off.
"Maybe we should go back to the shelters now?" Duke said.
They all nodded but were suddenly distracted by the loud and horn noise coming from just down the beach.
END OF CHAPTER 5
I know it wasn't much but hey! A Chapter's a Chapter. Reviews!
