This chapter was made by Etsure

Disclaimer: I did not create Naruto if I did … well lets just say KIBA IS MINE!!! And of course Sasuke is brandiuchiha's. XD

Chapter 5 – Airhead

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`blah thinking blah`

"Let's go out for ramen!" exclaimed Naruto in a wishful tone.

"Hn."

"I'm not paying. And quit saying 'hn' clucky!" yelled Kira.

"Kakashi what about you?" Naruto asked earnestly.

"Ummm …" Kakashi pulls out his wallet and starts counting his money. "Fine but you're only allowed 3 bowls of ramen at the most."

"Cane I take other people's food?"

"NO!" Everyone said at once.

"Jeez! You don't have to yell. I get it, I get it!" Naruto said defensively.

--------------- At Ichiraku Ramen ---------------

"Yosh! TIME FOR RAMEN!!!!!!" You know who that is … yup Naruto. (a/n Sometimes I think Naruto it TOO obsessed with ramen … maybe it's an addiction … most likely.)

"Calm down Kit!" Etsure yelled at Naruto.

Kira looks behind her to see a surprising sight. All the genin (besides Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto) were behind her.

"E.T. Nerd Herd at 6 o'clock." Kira whispered in Etsure's ear.

"Shit! All of them?" Etsure whispered back.

"Yup."

"Well let's go say 'HI!'." Etsure said with an evil smirk on her face.

Kira and Etsure sneaked away from Team 7 and went over to where all the other genin were. Lee was the first one to notice them. He goes over to Kira and says "Oh, my sweet pumpkin pie! Would you go out with me?"

"Hell NO!" Kira snapped as she smacked Lee.

"Oh well." Lee says while he wipes a tear from his face and turns to Etsure. "And what about you my sweet cherry pie?"

"Go fuck off! Oh and incase you can't take a hint that means NO!" yelled Etsure.

"Oh well … I will try again! But until then … SAKURA! My dear cherry blossom." Rock Lee said as he ran towards Sakura.

Everyone just stared at Kira and Etsure until Kiba said "Who are y'all?"

Kira looked at Etsure and said "Dog breath and his friends don't know us! Gasp! We should introduce them to us … not the violent was … for once."

"Sure why not." Etsure said. "I'm Etsure and I love to give nick names so I think I'll give y'all all one now. And there is no way I will change your nickname." Etsure said with a smirk on her face knowing that the nicknames would get everyone pissed off.

"Ino is Sluttish-bitch, Shikamaru is Cloud Wanna Be, Choji is Tubby, Tenten is … she isn't important enough so she doesn't get one … you know what you get nobody, Lee is Mini Guy, Neji is Gangsta, Shino is Bug Dude, Hinata … she is cool so she is just Hinata, and Kiba is Dog Breath." Kira said as everyone stared at her dumbfounded.

"Yeah, we came up with nicknames before we meet y'all so .. I'll also use the same nicknames … except for Kiba I think he is cool so I'll just call him Kiba!" Etsure said.

"Well incase all y'all baka's didn't know were psychic!" Kira said with a wide grin on her face.

The young genin just stared at the two girls until Ino yelled "Hell NO! I am NOT a sluttish-bitch y'all are!" (She was kind of late. ^.^;)

"No! You are!" Etsure and Kiba yelled at Ino

`Why the hell did I just do that? I just turned on one of my friends for a new girl! Can it be that I like her? Can it be that she likes me? Is that why she was nice to me unlike her friend? Why did I get mad when Lee asked her out? Could it be that I like her? Yes I definitely like her! Now time to think of a plan of how I'm going to get her I could always just-`

Suddenly Kiba's thoughts were cut off by Etsure sitting down next to him "You don't mind if I sit here right!"

"No of course not … you can sit here." Kiba said with a slight blush across his face.

"Good because if you said no I would have had to kill you." Etsure said smiling.

"Ok …" Kiba said kind of scared and freaked out.

Suddenly Kira and Etsure felt a hand hit their heads.

"Who the hell was that?!" Kira and Etsure yelled in unison as they turned around to see their friend Nanao standing behind them.

"How the hell did you get here?" Kira and Etsure yelled.

"Well I went to your house to check on y'all when I hears what happened you your parents … but anyways I played the game and ended up here looking like the character I created." Nanao said.

Nanao had black hair with crimson red highlights. She also had crimson red eyes and her hair was about shoulder length and was straight. She wore a black spaghetti strapped shirt with crimson red skulls on it. She also wore a black mini skirt that flared out with red and black layers. Her belt was black with a crimson red skull where the buckle was. She wore red and black checkered arm warmers and stiletto boots. She also wore her Konoha headband around her neck. And to top it off she wore a crimson red skull and crossbones clip in her hair. Her special skill was she was able to control sand. She had advanced tai jutsu and medical jutsu. Her summons were raccoons and monkeys. Her full name was (last, first) Ise Nanao.

"Why didn't y'all notice me! I was waiting but noooo!!!! Y'all didn't want to notice me! I fell so left out!" Nanao said with fake tears in her eyes.

"I'm sorry! You know you're our buddy!" Kira said as she and Etsure hugged Nanao.

"Yeah, yeah I know. I just feel like someone is glaring at me." Nanao said shivering.

Away in the background Kiba is glaring at Nanao thinking `Why won't Etsure hug ME like that!?`

So of course baka Kiba goes off and says "Hey Etsure can I have a hug too? I feel left out from all the hugging."

"Sure! Why not!" Etsure said as she walked over to Kiba and gave him a big hug.

Kiba blushed because he thought Etsure was going to say 'HELL NO!' and o back to hugging her friends. So he just blushed and hugged her back.

Once Kira and Etsure were done talking to the `Nerd Herd`, as Kira called them, they went back to the table that Team 7 was sitting at.

"Did you miss us?" Etsure and Kira said as they sat back down with Team 7.

"Y'all left?" Sasuke said.

"It was noticeably quieter." Sakura said.

Kira just glared at Sakura but smiled an evil smile at Sasuke that said `Just wait till we get home … I have the perfect plan of how I am going to punish you! ` Sasuke just looked away because he started to get the creeps.

"Kira. I know you brought IT with you. You can take IT out now." Etsure said with emphasis on the it's.

"I brought what?" Kira said innocently.

"Don't act stupid with me! The CHAINSAW I know you brought it." Etsure said.

"How did you know!?" Kira said as she pulled out the chainsaw.

"Psychic." Etsure said as Kira fired up the chainsaw and started chasing Sakura around Ichiraku's laughing evilly.

Kira: Why does Sasuke have to go through denial but Kiba doesn't!?

Etsure (character): Because he is cool like that!

brandiuchiha: Anyways … Kira don't actually kill anybody with that chainsaw. Remember what I told you.

Kira: Yeah, yeah, killing is dangerous and illegal and just because my name mean's killer in English that doesn't mean I should kill. Blah, blah, blah, nag, nag, nag.

Etsure (writer): Heh. Brandiuchiha is a nagger. Heh.

brandiuchiha: Hell no are you getting away with that! (Chases after Etsure (writer) with a chainsaw.)

Etsure (character): Don't forget to R+R! Flames are welcomed!

Etsure (writer): Remember killing is illegal!

brandiuchiha: Whatever just get over here so I can have a "talk" with you!