Lila: I know most of you haven't read Lord of the Flies and I apologize for
the difficult cross over. I just couldn't resist considering their current
situation. I don't want to give away spoilers but the LOTF cast will not be
in the entire remainder of the story. Like "With Snow Comes Insanity" I
will probably get bored with it and go off on some other freaky tangent
(can't help myself). I don't want to lose your interests though so I will
give a brief over view of the LOTF story.
Okay. A group of English schoolboys are crash land in a plane on a tropical paradise. There were no adult survivors. Their age's range from about 12 to 5 I'm guessing.
Ralph- He is the designated leader from the beginning. He's buff and from the sounds of it with a couple more years would be quite the looker.
Piggy- Not his real name. He's fat and lazy but really smart. All the other's make fun of him. He's got asthma and lives with his Auntie.
Jack- Leader of the choir of boys. Tall, skinny and awkward looking. He want's power and to have fun and play and hunt all day. Bright red hair and short tempered.
Roger- Psychopathic evil little bastard. Really quiet but you can tell he's evil. That's why he and Yami Malik get along so well.
Sam and Eric- the Twins. Really cute. Can be mistaken for one person. Do everything together and even finish each other's sentences.
Simon- MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. He's quiet and nice to everyone. He's always off on his own and the others don't influence him but he always does what is right.
Okay. So anyway. They start out on the island and Ralph is the leader (Jack is bitter about this). They use the conch (A shell that makes loud noise) to summon for meetings and decide who speaks. This works for a while but eventually kids don't want to work anymore and there are arguments. Most of the kids are convinced that there is a beast in the forest to (which there isn't). They all start getting scared. There's some fighting and eventually Jack get's fed up and goes to make his own tribe. There's a big feast and a storm. During the storm the boys do this 'pig dance' ritual and "accidentally" kill Simon. There's this other part where they torture this pig and cut off it's head and put it on a stick as a sacrifice to the beast. (Gross). It is called the Lord of the Flies because all the Flies eat away at the guts. It talks to Simon and what not. Things get worse. Piggy, Ralph, Sam and Eric go to Jack's tribe telling them they don't play by the rules. During the argument Roger kills Piggy by intentionally dropping a bolder on him and smashing his brains out on the rocks (gross I know). Sam and Eric are captures and Ralph is all alone. Eventually Jack gets the boys to hunt down Jack to try and kill him. Jack is running through the burning forest away and shows up on the beach where this navy guy is. He's saw their signal and takes them home. THE END. (Of course they are scared for life.
So there's a summary for you. It's not a good one but at least it should keep you up to speed.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh or Lord of the Flies so leave me alone. I'm poor!
TOO MANY ON AN ISLAND
CHAPTER 7
Duke stared in awe at the scene before him. There was a small fire going and above it was pig pieces being roasted. The smell of cooking meat caused him to drool.
"Hey guys!" Bakura shouted, waving them over to their seats.
"Hey Bakura." Serenity said.
"Who are these two?" Bakura asked looking at Sam and Eric.
"We're her dates."
"Both of us."
"I see." Bakura said. "I say Serenity, don't you have enough children fawning over you with Duke and Tristan?"
Serenity giggled and sat down next to him. They were immediately handed pieces of meat and instructed to eat them by the dark figure.
"He's kind of rude." Serenity commented.
"That's Roger." Bakura said. "Him and Yami Malik are like blood brothers."
"He's a mean one." Said Sam.
"Scary one too." added Eric.
"He's not that scary." Bakura said.
"Eat more." Roger said throwing more meat in front of Bakura. Bakura shrieked like a little girl since he hadn't noticed him. "Okay." He said. "Maybe he's a little scary."
There was a sudden booming voice. "Attention!" Jack yelled and the crowd fell silent. "Time to get down to business. You have all came and ate the meat we serve, now it is time to decide if you will join my tribe."
No one replied.
"Anyone?"
Nothing.
"Why would you want Ralph as a leader anyway? He wear's girl's underwear." Jack said.
"What? That's a lie!" Ralph cried.
"And he smells!"
"Who wouldn't after living on an island this long."
"Yeah well.The girl is staying with our tribe, so if you like the girl you stay here." Jack said.
"Huh?" Serenity said with a mouth full of meat.
"That's right. She's ours now." Jack said.
"We'll change tribes!" Sam and Eric said in unison.
"Us to!"
"Me!"
"And me!"
Serenity was very flattered by all he popularity but they were kind of young and it was creeping her out.
"You dirty liar!" Ralph shouted and tossed a hunk of meat at Jack hitting him square in the face. The greasy meat slid down his face leaving a shiny glaze on his skin.
"You dare to challenge me?" Jack shouted and jumped off his throne (actually it was just a big log)
He advanced on Ralph and took a swing. "Okay guys." Tristan said (he joined the party after removing all the sand from his private parts). "Break it up."
Jack to another swing and hit Tristan. "You little bastard." Tristan yelled. He picked Jack up and held him upside down shaking him violently from one leg.
"What are you doing Tristan?" Bakura shouted running over.
"Seeing is he has any lunch money." He replied.
"He's stuck on an island in the middle of no where. Do you think he has any lunch money?" Bakura rationalized.
Tristan decided to put him down. "Sorry. He's tall, geeky and annoying. It's an old habit from being a bully. I always feel the urge to pick on the nerdy ones."
"And the exchange students." Bakura glared.
"Hey. That was one time. I didn't know you back then." Tristan said.
Bakura only mumbled something nasty under his breath.
A loud clap of thunder shook from above. Jack and the other's coward for a brief moment then he yelled. "Make the circle."
The boys followed the orders and began to chant and dance.
"Hey Bakura?" Duke said.
"Yes?"
"Does their dance kind of look like the macarena?"
Bakura examined it for a moment. "Yes it does actually but they're doing it really badly."
"They can't dance at all." Duke commented.
"Cool! Break dancing circle!" Tristan yelled and ran into the middle of the circle. He began break dance (not at all well) and the other's just froze around him. He stopped. "What?" Serenity walked into the circle and removed him as the boys continued chanting.
"This is kind of scary." Serenity said. The twins were clinging to her for comfort.
"I know. This doesn't look good at all." Bakura said as he watched the dance continue. They saw another figure move into the circle and the boys attacked it. They tore and ripped at it and it screamed in pain. They soon pulled away when the rain came down.
"I my god! I think that's Simon!" Serenity cried. She removed herself from the twin's death grip and ran over to the unmoving figure. She picked it up and it squeaked. "What the hell?" She said.
"I'll take that." Yami Malik said.
"You couldn't save any food off the boat but you managed to save your blow up doll?" Serenity shouted at him.
"Well it's no good to me now. Look what those little buggers did to it." Yami Malik held the remains of the doll.
The party was now broken up by the storm and Piggy, Ralph, Sam and Eric returned to their camp along with Serenity (who had to sneak out), Duke and Tristan.
When they got back there was a note left under the conch.
"What's this?" Ralph said. He read it aloud.
Dear Ralph and others,
I'm sorry to regret this but I am no more. You people all just thought I was a weirdo and I got no respect. I was nice and helpful and was their ever a "thank you Simon' or 'good work Simon.' You never listed to my ideas and I was right about the beast. There isn't one. You're all just nuts. That's right. I'm not the crazy one. YOU ARE! So Ha Ha! And another thing. I'm no more because I found a nice cruise ship passing by the island while you were gone. I would have got it to wait but I'm sick and tired of you people. And It's full of beautiful girls who think I'm cute. That's right. CUTE! So I left. Good luck finding another ship.
-Simon
PS. The fact that this is written on paper and we don't have any is completely irrelevant.
"Wow." Piggy said.
"That was unexpected." Ralph added.
"I always thought he was nice and happy you know?" Piggy said.
"Some people are just unpredictable." Ralph said. "And apparently a little bitter too."
Serenity looked off towards where the rest of the group would be. "It's too dark to walk back to our camp." Serenity said.
"You can stay with us." Eric grinned.
"Thank you so much." She smiled.
"The huts are over here." Sam said.
They all walked over to the huts. Eric opened the door for Serenity and the twins followed. Duke and Tristan were about to do the same when Sam came back out with his hands up. "Sorry. Full." He said.
"But there must be enough room in there for 12 people." Tristan said.
"I SAID IT"S FULL!" He yelled and slammed the door.
"We just got out played by a pair of eight year olds." Tristan said. "Make you feel kind of Pathetic doesn't it?"
"Not really." Said Duke. "I've at least got other hot chicks who dig me."
"Shut up!"
"You shut up."
"Both of you shut up!" Piggy and Ralph yelled in unison.
"Thank you!" A muffled voice said from inside the twin's hut.
"You can stay with us." Ralph said leading them to the hut.
"Sorry about my little snoring problem in advance." Piggy said.
Later that night Duke and Tristan laid wide blood shot eyes in the tent.
"Little?" Duke said.
"I could break glass with that squealing noise he's making." Tristan said.
TACKY ANNOUNCER: Lila thinks she can give me a pay cut she's got another thing coming. Oh what? We're on? Crap! What's happening with the other Yu- gi-oh characters? Will Eric and Sam score a date with Serenity? Find out next week on..
Lila: Tacky Announcer guy. This is a story not a TV show.
TACKY ANNOUCER: Oh right. Just wait for her to update it then.
END OF CHAPTER 7
Well? How was it? Don't think I've forgotten about the other's. They'll get into the mayhem soon enough. REVIEWS!
Okay. A group of English schoolboys are crash land in a plane on a tropical paradise. There were no adult survivors. Their age's range from about 12 to 5 I'm guessing.
Ralph- He is the designated leader from the beginning. He's buff and from the sounds of it with a couple more years would be quite the looker.
Piggy- Not his real name. He's fat and lazy but really smart. All the other's make fun of him. He's got asthma and lives with his Auntie.
Jack- Leader of the choir of boys. Tall, skinny and awkward looking. He want's power and to have fun and play and hunt all day. Bright red hair and short tempered.
Roger- Psychopathic evil little bastard. Really quiet but you can tell he's evil. That's why he and Yami Malik get along so well.
Sam and Eric- the Twins. Really cute. Can be mistaken for one person. Do everything together and even finish each other's sentences.
Simon- MY FAVORITE CHARACTER. He's quiet and nice to everyone. He's always off on his own and the others don't influence him but he always does what is right.
Okay. So anyway. They start out on the island and Ralph is the leader (Jack is bitter about this). They use the conch (A shell that makes loud noise) to summon for meetings and decide who speaks. This works for a while but eventually kids don't want to work anymore and there are arguments. Most of the kids are convinced that there is a beast in the forest to (which there isn't). They all start getting scared. There's some fighting and eventually Jack get's fed up and goes to make his own tribe. There's a big feast and a storm. During the storm the boys do this 'pig dance' ritual and "accidentally" kill Simon. There's this other part where they torture this pig and cut off it's head and put it on a stick as a sacrifice to the beast. (Gross). It is called the Lord of the Flies because all the Flies eat away at the guts. It talks to Simon and what not. Things get worse. Piggy, Ralph, Sam and Eric go to Jack's tribe telling them they don't play by the rules. During the argument Roger kills Piggy by intentionally dropping a bolder on him and smashing his brains out on the rocks (gross I know). Sam and Eric are captures and Ralph is all alone. Eventually Jack gets the boys to hunt down Jack to try and kill him. Jack is running through the burning forest away and shows up on the beach where this navy guy is. He's saw their signal and takes them home. THE END. (Of course they are scared for life.
So there's a summary for you. It's not a good one but at least it should keep you up to speed.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-oh or Lord of the Flies so leave me alone. I'm poor!
TOO MANY ON AN ISLAND
CHAPTER 7
Duke stared in awe at the scene before him. There was a small fire going and above it was pig pieces being roasted. The smell of cooking meat caused him to drool.
"Hey guys!" Bakura shouted, waving them over to their seats.
"Hey Bakura." Serenity said.
"Who are these two?" Bakura asked looking at Sam and Eric.
"We're her dates."
"Both of us."
"I see." Bakura said. "I say Serenity, don't you have enough children fawning over you with Duke and Tristan?"
Serenity giggled and sat down next to him. They were immediately handed pieces of meat and instructed to eat them by the dark figure.
"He's kind of rude." Serenity commented.
"That's Roger." Bakura said. "Him and Yami Malik are like blood brothers."
"He's a mean one." Said Sam.
"Scary one too." added Eric.
"He's not that scary." Bakura said.
"Eat more." Roger said throwing more meat in front of Bakura. Bakura shrieked like a little girl since he hadn't noticed him. "Okay." He said. "Maybe he's a little scary."
There was a sudden booming voice. "Attention!" Jack yelled and the crowd fell silent. "Time to get down to business. You have all came and ate the meat we serve, now it is time to decide if you will join my tribe."
No one replied.
"Anyone?"
Nothing.
"Why would you want Ralph as a leader anyway? He wear's girl's underwear." Jack said.
"What? That's a lie!" Ralph cried.
"And he smells!"
"Who wouldn't after living on an island this long."
"Yeah well.The girl is staying with our tribe, so if you like the girl you stay here." Jack said.
"Huh?" Serenity said with a mouth full of meat.
"That's right. She's ours now." Jack said.
"We'll change tribes!" Sam and Eric said in unison.
"Us to!"
"Me!"
"And me!"
Serenity was very flattered by all he popularity but they were kind of young and it was creeping her out.
"You dirty liar!" Ralph shouted and tossed a hunk of meat at Jack hitting him square in the face. The greasy meat slid down his face leaving a shiny glaze on his skin.
"You dare to challenge me?" Jack shouted and jumped off his throne (actually it was just a big log)
He advanced on Ralph and took a swing. "Okay guys." Tristan said (he joined the party after removing all the sand from his private parts). "Break it up."
Jack to another swing and hit Tristan. "You little bastard." Tristan yelled. He picked Jack up and held him upside down shaking him violently from one leg.
"What are you doing Tristan?" Bakura shouted running over.
"Seeing is he has any lunch money." He replied.
"He's stuck on an island in the middle of no where. Do you think he has any lunch money?" Bakura rationalized.
Tristan decided to put him down. "Sorry. He's tall, geeky and annoying. It's an old habit from being a bully. I always feel the urge to pick on the nerdy ones."
"And the exchange students." Bakura glared.
"Hey. That was one time. I didn't know you back then." Tristan said.
Bakura only mumbled something nasty under his breath.
A loud clap of thunder shook from above. Jack and the other's coward for a brief moment then he yelled. "Make the circle."
The boys followed the orders and began to chant and dance.
"Hey Bakura?" Duke said.
"Yes?"
"Does their dance kind of look like the macarena?"
Bakura examined it for a moment. "Yes it does actually but they're doing it really badly."
"They can't dance at all." Duke commented.
"Cool! Break dancing circle!" Tristan yelled and ran into the middle of the circle. He began break dance (not at all well) and the other's just froze around him. He stopped. "What?" Serenity walked into the circle and removed him as the boys continued chanting.
"This is kind of scary." Serenity said. The twins were clinging to her for comfort.
"I know. This doesn't look good at all." Bakura said as he watched the dance continue. They saw another figure move into the circle and the boys attacked it. They tore and ripped at it and it screamed in pain. They soon pulled away when the rain came down.
"I my god! I think that's Simon!" Serenity cried. She removed herself from the twin's death grip and ran over to the unmoving figure. She picked it up and it squeaked. "What the hell?" She said.
"I'll take that." Yami Malik said.
"You couldn't save any food off the boat but you managed to save your blow up doll?" Serenity shouted at him.
"Well it's no good to me now. Look what those little buggers did to it." Yami Malik held the remains of the doll.
The party was now broken up by the storm and Piggy, Ralph, Sam and Eric returned to their camp along with Serenity (who had to sneak out), Duke and Tristan.
When they got back there was a note left under the conch.
"What's this?" Ralph said. He read it aloud.
Dear Ralph and others,
I'm sorry to regret this but I am no more. You people all just thought I was a weirdo and I got no respect. I was nice and helpful and was their ever a "thank you Simon' or 'good work Simon.' You never listed to my ideas and I was right about the beast. There isn't one. You're all just nuts. That's right. I'm not the crazy one. YOU ARE! So Ha Ha! And another thing. I'm no more because I found a nice cruise ship passing by the island while you were gone. I would have got it to wait but I'm sick and tired of you people. And It's full of beautiful girls who think I'm cute. That's right. CUTE! So I left. Good luck finding another ship.
-Simon
PS. The fact that this is written on paper and we don't have any is completely irrelevant.
"Wow." Piggy said.
"That was unexpected." Ralph added.
"I always thought he was nice and happy you know?" Piggy said.
"Some people are just unpredictable." Ralph said. "And apparently a little bitter too."
Serenity looked off towards where the rest of the group would be. "It's too dark to walk back to our camp." Serenity said.
"You can stay with us." Eric grinned.
"Thank you so much." She smiled.
"The huts are over here." Sam said.
They all walked over to the huts. Eric opened the door for Serenity and the twins followed. Duke and Tristan were about to do the same when Sam came back out with his hands up. "Sorry. Full." He said.
"But there must be enough room in there for 12 people." Tristan said.
"I SAID IT"S FULL!" He yelled and slammed the door.
"We just got out played by a pair of eight year olds." Tristan said. "Make you feel kind of Pathetic doesn't it?"
"Not really." Said Duke. "I've at least got other hot chicks who dig me."
"Shut up!"
"You shut up."
"Both of you shut up!" Piggy and Ralph yelled in unison.
"Thank you!" A muffled voice said from inside the twin's hut.
"You can stay with us." Ralph said leading them to the hut.
"Sorry about my little snoring problem in advance." Piggy said.
Later that night Duke and Tristan laid wide blood shot eyes in the tent.
"Little?" Duke said.
"I could break glass with that squealing noise he's making." Tristan said.
TACKY ANNOUNCER: Lila thinks she can give me a pay cut she's got another thing coming. Oh what? We're on? Crap! What's happening with the other Yu- gi-oh characters? Will Eric and Sam score a date with Serenity? Find out next week on..
Lila: Tacky Announcer guy. This is a story not a TV show.
TACKY ANNOUCER: Oh right. Just wait for her to update it then.
END OF CHAPTER 7
Well? How was it? Don't think I've forgotten about the other's. They'll get into the mayhem soon enough. REVIEWS!
