Lila: (sigh) I was afraid one of you was going to notice that Yami Bakura
was missing. The truth is Yami Bakura had a little incident off set and he
had to be temporarily detained. Here.I have it on tape. (puts in tape)
(Tape Plays)
(Yami Bakura walks onto back of set and begins to eat from food table) (Yugi walks up next to him and takes the last piece of pine apple)
Yami Bakura: What do you think you're doing?
Yugi: Eating.
Yami Bakura: You took the last piece of pineapple.
Yugi: So?
Yami Bakura: I always eat the last piece of pineapple.
Yugi: It's just a piece of pineapple.
Yami Bakura: YOU DON"T TAKE MY FOOD!
Yugi: You want it back? Here. (Opens mouth revealing half eating piece of pine apple)
Yami Bakura: You little! (Attacks Yugi) (Two brawl on the floor knocking everything over and eventually the camera) (Tape goes fuzzy)
Lila: (nervous laugh) So you see. I had to remove him temporarily and put him through anger management. Yami Malik filled in for him and did a rather good job. Yami Bakura has now been checked out and is ready to be re introduced into story. Since there is no smooth way to go about it I'll just put him in Yami Malik's place in the Tree House. Are you going to behave now?
Yami Bakura nods.
Disclaimer: I do not own any thing related to Yu-gi-oh or Lord of the Flies.
TOO MANY ON AN ISLAND
CHAPTER 8
Duke stretched out in discomfort as he felt a rather heavy weight on his one side. He opened his eyes and blinked several times. He stared down at Piggy who was clinging to his side a drooling on his shoulder.
"EW!" Duke said. He attempted to roll Piggy off of him but with little success. He was really heavy.
"Psst!" Duke hissed at Tristan. Tristan stirred but didn't wake. With Duke's free hand he picked up a stone and tossed it at Tristan. This woke him up. "Get this thing off me."
Tristan snickered.
"Please?" Duke groaned.
"But you look so cute together." Tristan cooed.
"Get him off or I'll tell Serenity what you did with that school picture you took of her." He warned.
"So what if I have a shrine of her?" He said.
Duke raised his eyebrows. "You don't think she's going to find that just a little bit creepy?"
There was a pause and Tristan finally got up and attempted to lift up Piggy. "Man he's heavy." Tristan grunted.
"Try rolling him off." Duke said.
They tried.
It failed. Piggy had a death grip on Duke's side.
"Just wake him up." Duke hissed. "I'm running out of air."
"Fine." Tristan said. He shook Piggy and he didn't wake. He kicked him lightly and he didn't wake.
"Piggy?" He said. Kicked him again. "Piggy!"
Ralph woke. "What's with all the screaming?" He asked.
"Piggy is crushing Duke." Tristan said.
"Oh. That's an easy solution." Ralph said. He picked up the conch and blew it loud as he could. Piggy leapt into the air and landed even harder onto Duke.
"Get off of me!" Duke hissed. Piggy finally did so.
"Are you okay?" Piggy asked.
"I feel like a deflated tire." Duke said trying to shake it off.
"At least this thing is still good for something." Ralph sighed, staring at the conch.
Meanwhile...
"What do you mean there's no cable TV?" Yami Bakura shouted.
"There's no cable TV. End of story." Yami said.
"But. But. What about my Jerry Springer?" He whimpered.
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" Joey rooted in the background.
"Shut up you!" Yami turned to Joey with his eyes blazing. Joey stopped cheering and coward away. He remembered what happened the last time he pissed off one of the Yami's.
Yami returned his attention to Yami Bakura. "It's simple. We are out on an island. There is no electricity therefore we wouldn't even have power for the TV. There's no cable connections and there's NO FRIKEN TV!"
Yami Bakura gave him a blank stare. "Why didn't you just say so?" and he walked off.
This enraged Yami to the extreme and he began to hop up and down shaking the tree house. "Stop it Yami!" Joey cried. "Or I'm going to fall OOOOOOOOOOUT!" He shouted as he was knocked out of the open sides of the tree house. There was a loud crash. Yami looked over the edge.
"Oh. Sorry Joey! Are you alright?" Yami yelled down to Joey.
Joey sat up. "Yeah. This little woodland creature broke my fall." He said.
"Now I look like a squirrel to you?" The so-called 'little woodland creature' said.
"Whoops. Sorry Yug." He got up and peeled his little friend up off the ground.
Yugi shook it off and went on his way (occasionally looking up incase more of his friends were being pelted at him).
Yami sat back from the edge and walked over to the other side of the tree house. "How's supper coming along?" He shouted down.
"Another hour!" Seto yelled back. "I don't know where the other's are but we're not saving any for them."
"This is going to be the best supper ever!" Malik yelled. He was helping Seto with the food. "Now if only we had spices."
"You've got to improvise my friends. That's where the great chef Joey comes into play." Joey strutted up to them, his ego so big that it could have burst.
"Thanks Joey but the last time I let you cook you turned a perfectly good chicken into a burnt pile of chicken cheese goo." Seto hissed.
"CHICKEN ALA PIZZA!" Joey hissed. (Or maybe it was his ego deflating. Can't tell)
"Either way we're doing just fine without you." Seto said.
"Why don't you go look for dishes or something?" Malik said.
Joey grumbled and stormed off in another direction.
Yugi sat up in the tree house staring and sighing. Tea walked over. "What's the matter Yugi?" She asked.
"Oh. Hi Tea. I'm just worried about where the others are." He said.
Tea placed her hand on his shoulder. "Don't worry Yugi. I'm sure they're just fine." She cooed.
"I'm mostly worried about Serenity. She's so pretty, some natives on the island my swoop her up and turn he into their queen or a sacrifice."
The hand on his shoulder became tighter and more painful. "Prettier than me?"
"Huh? Uh. No." Yugi replied.
"You stalled."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"I didn't mean to."
"I doubt that."
"It was an accident."
"How much prettier is she?"
"I never said she was."
Hand is getting tighter.
"Tea you're hurting me."
"Answer the question!"
Yami walked in. "Hey Yugi? Do you want to help me find Joey? He's calling for help. Probably got caught in a tree looking for dishes."
Tea's hand released for a mere second and Yugi took the opportunity to make a run for it. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Yugi said giving Yami and brief hug before taking off out of the tree house.
"Yugi! That's not the ladder!" He cried.
Too Late. Yugi went crashing into the small stream that surrounded their tree. Yugi sputtered up water and shout. "I'm okay!: Anything was okay instead of being in Tea's angry death grip. One time she'd got this new haircut he didn't notice. Both him and Joey had sore shoulders for a week. Yami soon caught up to him and they began hunting for Joey.
Up in the tree house, Mai laid restlessly in her bed. Tossing and sighing to no end. Yami Bakura couldn't block out the noise. "Is there something wrong?" He said in a rather bitter manner.
"It's just." She began. "I'm getting split ends." She cried.
"What on earth?" Yami Bakura said, assuming she was referring to her body limbs.
"This!" She cried, holding out her hair. "See?"
"So?"
"It's a disaster! With no shampoo or conditioner it will only get worse!" She said.
"So?"
"So!"
"Why don't you make some?" He asked.
"Huh?"
"Do you know what the ingredients were?"
"Of course. Us beauties of the world must know everything that goes into our hair."
"Isn't it mostly flowery fruity gunk?"
"You're right."
"Look around you. That stuff must be in this jungle somewhere." He said.
"Yami Bakura! You're brilliant!" She said giving him a big kiss on the cheek.
"I saw that!" Joey cried. Mai look over at Joey hanging upside down out of a tree that Yugi had climbed and was now trying to cut him down. Mai showed little interest and turned back to Yami Bakura.
"I'll make my own version. And sell it to the world! I'll be famous as Max Factor!"
"That's nice."
Meanwhile..
"Get me down Yugi. The blood is rushing to my head." Joey cried.
"How you got up here in the first place is baffling. I'm working as fast as I can." He said.
"What happens when I fall?" Joey said.
"I'll catch you." Yami shouted up at him.
Meanwhile..
"Or Cover Girl." She cried.
"Um. Pardon me but I don't think Cover Girl was real person."
"Oh shut up! Who cares! I have to get to work!" She said and took off for the forest.
Meanwhile..
"Here he comes." Yugi shouted as the snapping noises of the vines holding Joey started to get louder.
Meanwhile...
Yami Bakura sighed. "I fear for all those poor little animals in the forest." He said. "Look out little monkeys! Mai is coming!" He shouted.
Meanwhile..
"AHHHHHH!"
"Oh look at caterpillar."
"Yami!"
"Huh? Oppps."
Crash.
"Sorry."
Joey glared.
"Look." Yami said. "I found a caterpillar." He said with a nervous laugh.
Joey just continued to glare.
END OF CHAPTER 8
That should do it for now! Reviews Please!
(Yami Bakura walks onto back of set and begins to eat from food table) (Yugi walks up next to him and takes the last piece of pine apple)
Yami Bakura: What do you think you're doing?
Yugi: Eating.
Yami Bakura: You took the last piece of pineapple.
Yugi: So?
Yami Bakura: I always eat the last piece of pineapple.
Yugi: It's just a piece of pineapple.
Yami Bakura: YOU DON"T TAKE MY FOOD!
Yugi: You want it back? Here. (Opens mouth revealing half eating piece of pine apple)
Yami Bakura: You little! (Attacks Yugi) (Two brawl on the floor knocking everything over and eventually the camera) (Tape goes fuzzy)
Lila: (nervous laugh) So you see. I had to remove him temporarily and put him through anger management. Yami Malik filled in for him and did a rather good job. Yami Bakura has now been checked out and is ready to be re introduced into story. Since there is no smooth way to go about it I'll just put him in Yami Malik's place in the Tree House. Are you going to behave now?
Yami Bakura nods.
Disclaimer: I do not own any thing related to Yu-gi-oh or Lord of the Flies.
TOO MANY ON AN ISLAND
CHAPTER 8
Duke stretched out in discomfort as he felt a rather heavy weight on his one side. He opened his eyes and blinked several times. He stared down at Piggy who was clinging to his side a drooling on his shoulder.
"EW!" Duke said. He attempted to roll Piggy off of him but with little success. He was really heavy.
"Psst!" Duke hissed at Tristan. Tristan stirred but didn't wake. With Duke's free hand he picked up a stone and tossed it at Tristan. This woke him up. "Get this thing off me."
Tristan snickered.
"Please?" Duke groaned.
"But you look so cute together." Tristan cooed.
"Get him off or I'll tell Serenity what you did with that school picture you took of her." He warned.
"So what if I have a shrine of her?" He said.
Duke raised his eyebrows. "You don't think she's going to find that just a little bit creepy?"
There was a pause and Tristan finally got up and attempted to lift up Piggy. "Man he's heavy." Tristan grunted.
"Try rolling him off." Duke said.
They tried.
It failed. Piggy had a death grip on Duke's side.
"Just wake him up." Duke hissed. "I'm running out of air."
"Fine." Tristan said. He shook Piggy and he didn't wake. He kicked him lightly and he didn't wake.
"Piggy?" He said. Kicked him again. "Piggy!"
Ralph woke. "What's with all the screaming?" He asked.
"Piggy is crushing Duke." Tristan said.
"Oh. That's an easy solution." Ralph said. He picked up the conch and blew it loud as he could. Piggy leapt into the air and landed even harder onto Duke.
"Get off of me!" Duke hissed. Piggy finally did so.
"Are you okay?" Piggy asked.
"I feel like a deflated tire." Duke said trying to shake it off.
"At least this thing is still good for something." Ralph sighed, staring at the conch.
Meanwhile...
"What do you mean there's no cable TV?" Yami Bakura shouted.
"There's no cable TV. End of story." Yami said.
"But. But. What about my Jerry Springer?" He whimpered.
"Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!" Joey rooted in the background.
"Shut up you!" Yami turned to Joey with his eyes blazing. Joey stopped cheering and coward away. He remembered what happened the last time he pissed off one of the Yami's.
Yami returned his attention to Yami Bakura. "It's simple. We are out on an island. There is no electricity therefore we wouldn't even have power for the TV. There's no cable connections and there's NO FRIKEN TV!"
Yami Bakura gave him a blank stare. "Why didn't you just say so?" and he walked off.
This enraged Yami to the extreme and he began to hop up and down shaking the tree house. "Stop it Yami!" Joey cried. "Or I'm going to fall OOOOOOOOOOUT!" He shouted as he was knocked out of the open sides of the tree house. There was a loud crash. Yami looked over the edge.
"Oh. Sorry Joey! Are you alright?" Yami yelled down to Joey.
Joey sat up. "Yeah. This little woodland creature broke my fall." He said.
"Now I look like a squirrel to you?" The so-called 'little woodland creature' said.
"Whoops. Sorry Yug." He got up and peeled his little friend up off the ground.
Yugi shook it off and went on his way (occasionally looking up incase more of his friends were being pelted at him).
Yami sat back from the edge and walked over to the other side of the tree house. "How's supper coming along?" He shouted down.
"Another hour!" Seto yelled back. "I don't know where the other's are but we're not saving any for them."
"This is going to be the best supper ever!" Malik yelled. He was helping Seto with the food. "Now if only we had spices."
"You've got to improvise my friends. That's where the great chef Joey comes into play." Joey strutted up to them, his ego so big that it could have burst.
"Thanks Joey but the last time I let you cook you turned a perfectly good chicken into a burnt pile of chicken cheese goo." Seto hissed.
"CHICKEN ALA PIZZA!" Joey hissed. (Or maybe it was his ego deflating. Can't tell)
"Either way we're doing just fine without you." Seto said.
"Why don't you go look for dishes or something?" Malik said.
Joey grumbled and stormed off in another direction.
Yugi sat up in the tree house staring and sighing. Tea walked over. "What's the matter Yugi?" She asked.
"Oh. Hi Tea. I'm just worried about where the others are." He said.
Tea placed her hand on his shoulder. "Don't worry Yugi. I'm sure they're just fine." She cooed.
"I'm mostly worried about Serenity. She's so pretty, some natives on the island my swoop her up and turn he into their queen or a sacrifice."
The hand on his shoulder became tighter and more painful. "Prettier than me?"
"Huh? Uh. No." Yugi replied.
"You stalled."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"I didn't mean to."
"I doubt that."
"It was an accident."
"How much prettier is she?"
"I never said she was."
Hand is getting tighter.
"Tea you're hurting me."
"Answer the question!"
Yami walked in. "Hey Yugi? Do you want to help me find Joey? He's calling for help. Probably got caught in a tree looking for dishes."
Tea's hand released for a mere second and Yugi took the opportunity to make a run for it. "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!" Yugi said giving Yami and brief hug before taking off out of the tree house.
"Yugi! That's not the ladder!" He cried.
Too Late. Yugi went crashing into the small stream that surrounded their tree. Yugi sputtered up water and shout. "I'm okay!: Anything was okay instead of being in Tea's angry death grip. One time she'd got this new haircut he didn't notice. Both him and Joey had sore shoulders for a week. Yami soon caught up to him and they began hunting for Joey.
Up in the tree house, Mai laid restlessly in her bed. Tossing and sighing to no end. Yami Bakura couldn't block out the noise. "Is there something wrong?" He said in a rather bitter manner.
"It's just." She began. "I'm getting split ends." She cried.
"What on earth?" Yami Bakura said, assuming she was referring to her body limbs.
"This!" She cried, holding out her hair. "See?"
"So?"
"It's a disaster! With no shampoo or conditioner it will only get worse!" She said.
"So?"
"So!"
"Why don't you make some?" He asked.
"Huh?"
"Do you know what the ingredients were?"
"Of course. Us beauties of the world must know everything that goes into our hair."
"Isn't it mostly flowery fruity gunk?"
"You're right."
"Look around you. That stuff must be in this jungle somewhere." He said.
"Yami Bakura! You're brilliant!" She said giving him a big kiss on the cheek.
"I saw that!" Joey cried. Mai look over at Joey hanging upside down out of a tree that Yugi had climbed and was now trying to cut him down. Mai showed little interest and turned back to Yami Bakura.
"I'll make my own version. And sell it to the world! I'll be famous as Max Factor!"
"That's nice."
Meanwhile..
"Get me down Yugi. The blood is rushing to my head." Joey cried.
"How you got up here in the first place is baffling. I'm working as fast as I can." He said.
"What happens when I fall?" Joey said.
"I'll catch you." Yami shouted up at him.
Meanwhile..
"Or Cover Girl." She cried.
"Um. Pardon me but I don't think Cover Girl was real person."
"Oh shut up! Who cares! I have to get to work!" She said and took off for the forest.
Meanwhile..
"Here he comes." Yugi shouted as the snapping noises of the vines holding Joey started to get louder.
Meanwhile...
Yami Bakura sighed. "I fear for all those poor little animals in the forest." He said. "Look out little monkeys! Mai is coming!" He shouted.
Meanwhile..
"AHHHHHH!"
"Oh look at caterpillar."
"Yami!"
"Huh? Oppps."
Crash.
"Sorry."
Joey glared.
"Look." Yami said. "I found a caterpillar." He said with a nervous laugh.
Joey just continued to glare.
END OF CHAPTER 8
That should do it for now! Reviews Please!
