Disclaimer – D.Gray-man belongs to Katsura Hoshino

Y'know...In the making of this chapter, Hoshino-san just had to change Allen's way of addressing people in the new chapter. Damn now I gotta change some things.

I'm on hiatus after this for two weeks. Just wanted to satsify you guys with this one chapter xD

Please note I did not attempt to copy or plagiarise in any way. Be warned of OoCness, I try my best!


"A-Allen-kun we aren't really going to spend an hour eating are we?" Lenalee asked with an astonished expression.

"No I'm just -munch- hungry" Allen replied with his mouth full.

She sighed, expecting a little more appeal within the hour, what she really wanted was to spend fun quality time with him, meaning quality time that didn't involve just eating. It'd only been 15 minutes after arriving and Lenalee was getting bored of gaining weight; I wonder why Allen doesn't gain any weight despite his appetite. She sighed several times then gave up, normally Allen would've been a gentlemen and taken her to various places but hunger was a much stronger side of him. Only after listening to him munch for another 5 minutes did she doze off. Allen finally felt satisfied with his agglomeration of plates and flashed a wide grin, "Thanks for the food"

"Lenalee?" He called, but no reply. He leaned in closer and lightly touched her hair, "Lenalee, I'm done eating"

"Mmm..." She turned her head to the side, mumbling nonsense while sleeping on the hard surface, "Allen-kun..."

He blushed at her extremely cute posture and the innocent look she held while sleeping. She looked so defenseless it looked as easy as kicking a feline to take advantage of her, he struggled to resist. He leaned in closer, not thinking of his actions, tempted by her soft lips. Closer. Closer. Closer. Close-er.

"OI TWERP TAKE IT OUTSIDE IF YOU WANNA RAPE HER, PAY UP YOUR BILL!" The waitress growled an unfriendly tone.

Lenalee immediately awoke, the first thing she saw was Allen's face inches away, the first thing she felt was Allen's palm unconsciously placed on hers, the first thing she noticed was that the two of them looked as if they had sat in a hot spring for over 9 hours.

"S-Sorry Lenalee, I err...accidently tripped over the uhh...my foot" He stuttered complete nonsense that didn't even make sense.

She was too gobsmacked to say a word, she froze in that position, quite pleased with it really. Allen departed quickly and dropped a bag of money on the table, holding her hand like the gentlemen he was and leading her out, still blushing furiously.

"Teenagers these days, tch" The waitress looked as if he had done a good deed, "Always so touchy in public"

"YOU IDIOT, YOU'RE FIRED!" An old man with a moustache yelled while storming towards him, presumably the manager of the restaurant.

"W-What boss why!?" The waitress cried.

"They were from the Black Order, God's chosen ones you fool!" He snapped.

"Ahh shit..."

Meanwhile, Allen had not realised he was still holding Lenalee's hand, and to make matters worse they looked much like a couple. Not that us AllenXLenalee fans mind. She smiled the whole way through, not knowing where he was taking her. Suddenly she felt someone grab her other arm, it was an unfamiliar grip, nothing like Allen's gentle hold.

"Hey you with the nice ass, why not ditch this beansprout and stick with me?" A tall buff man with a horrible stench of alcohol snorted. He had a horrible aftershave and a muscle shirt that clearly showed the sweat running down his armpits. (A/N oh gosh that's gross, bad experiences for me...)

"That's a rude thing to say to a lady" Allen snapped, pulling her behind him with a protective stance.

"Allen-kun, we're attracting attention, let's just forget it and go" Lenalee tugged the sleeve of his exorcist uniform, her face full of solicitude.

"That's fine with me" He agreed, but attempting to leave, a punch was thrusted at his right cheek.

"Don't you leave with my claimed woman beansprout. If you don't wanna be hurt, ya outta leave me with the nice ass" The buff man smirked, cracking an unpleasant noise with his knuckles.

Allen stood up with ease as if the punch had no effect whatsoever, which was true. His deadly aura seemed to cause the casual people around them to shudder with fright, "I'll forgive the fact you hit me with that sissy punch of your's"

Allen in his -I've gone through years of pain so don't you damn tick me off and make things worse you bastard- mode.

"But you called me a beansprout. You were rude to Lenalee, claimed her your's and touched her without permission. Now why don't I just slice you to pieces and sell your face to...pardon me I'm sorry no one wants a face like your's..." Now this was probably the scariest Allen you'll ever meet in a lifetime.

The buff man growled, "What did you say you little shit!?"

"Call me that one more time" He twitched.

"I said, you little shit!" Smelly armpits growled, "Want me to spell it out? S-H-I--"

KAPOW.

He flew a good distance across the markets and smashed right into a pile of dung left on the streets. Yuck. Allen on the other hand was still angry as ever but managed to keep his cool. The surrounding woman sighed with admiration. Lenalee lightly placed her hand on his shoulder with a weak smile, slightly afraid of the frustrating aura flowing out of him, "Are you okay...?"

He placed both hands on her shoulders roughly, and spun her towards him, forcing her to look him in the eye. They looked into each others eyes for a long period of time, although the way Allen looked was very irritated which ruined the romance.

He sighed, "Why do I get so overprotective when it's you...?"

Lenalee blushed lightly as he released her and gave a concerned smile, "Are you okay Lenalee?"

She nodded, feeling a bit awkward. He once again held her hand, leading her through the crowds of people.

Meanwhile Lavi had just recovered from a physically painful attack from Kanda.

"What do you mean the train stopped moving?" Kanda frowned, irritated.

"There will be a delay for the meantime because apparently a cow is standing in the middle of the tracks doing it's business" Link replied without a change in tone.

"Yuu, did you have to do you're business right on the train tracks" Lavi smirked.

Kanda glared at him, "Die."

"Looks like it's not going to move for awhile..." Link sweatdropped, looking out the window. Let's just say cows can have constipation...

"Then I'll slice it!" Kanda pulled mugen out halfway until Iori touched his hand lightly.

"It's a harmless cow. How could you...?" She leaned against his chest and looked up, causing him to struggle his way out of the trance.

"Haha Yuu is getting infatuated with Io-chan" Lavi chuckled.

Kanda growled at him and swung around about to draw his sword against Lavi once again. Iori smirked with an evil intention, she kicked poor Kanda towards Lavi causing their lips to touch for a fraction of a second. They quickly parted, coughing and gagging while Iori laughed out loud slapping her palm continuously on the seat.

"DIE YOU BASTARD!" He yelled slicing mugen across the seat, barely missing Lavi.

"YOU'RE THE ONE THAT KISSED ME!" Lavi yelled back.

"Kanda just kissed Lavi!" Iori laughed.

Link turned around, annoyed at the situation, "Twerps..."

"I love these people..." Iori sighed leaning back and smirking. She really was a twisted girl.

As Lavi was taking cover from Kanda's ultimate attack, there was a sudden loud crack that came from the next carriage. They all jumped at the sound. Kanda and Link quickly stormed into the next carriage, wondering what was going on. Well they were stupid enough to do that, the cracking noise had come from the metal material holding the two carriages together, they split apart, breaking as easy as snapping twigs. No one had realised as Kanda and Link continued to move towards the conductor. Iori and Lavi sat there dumbfounded for awhile, not realising their carriage was falling backwards down the hill.

Iori broke the silence by throwing her light brown, knee-high boot at his face, "Eyepatch, why does it seem like the carriage is moving faster each time?"

"OUCH WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?" Lavi yelled, then peered outside only to realise they were falling at 150mph down a steep hill in their isolated carriage, and they were about to crash into another train, "We're falling, quick hold onto me!"

She obediently wrapped her arms around his neck as he extended Tettsui out through the roof and onto ground safely. She let go of him and watched the oversize hammer smashed the carriage out of the way as the train safely moved forward.

"Ara...quite impressive" Iori complimented.

See everyone after 2 weeks! :)


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