Temperamental
For some weird, unexplainable, enigmatically profound reason…….
Fai thinks that Kurogane might be a temperamental. Just the slightest bit.
Maybe it's because every time they leave Sakura and Syaoran after being dropped into a new world to purchase appropriate clothes, Kurogane always agrees to be fitted and stands still for about ten minutes.
But after those allotted ten minutes, he scowls at the clerk and usually uses a few choice words—in a death voice—and proceeds to frightening the poor man or woman (or otherwise, in some worlds) until he, Fai, and Mokona are banned from the store.
Or perhaps it's because when Syaoran—being as curious as he is—asks a few too many questions about sword fighting and strategies and techniques and their history and development, and oh goodness does the way this leather is wrapped around the handle symbolize something?—that Kurogane stares at him for five minutes before jumping up and yelling about how the brat makes everything far too complicated and will the idiot mage PLEASE bring him some of that medicine…the aspirin?
Or, Fai could hazard a wild guess, and assume that it's because when Sakura—such a perceptive young girl—smiles prettily at Kurogane and queries ever so gently about how he and Fai-san are doing, because they seem like the best of friends, just like her brother and his high priest, and has Kurogane kissed Fai-san yet, because if he has, he should be nice and ask the wizard out.
And when Sakura clasps her hands and tilts her head to await the answer, Syaoran has to quickly usher her away and into a closed room before the ninja turns to Fai with a glance that would've killed a normal man mid-breath and proceeds to draw his sword and mutilate half the room.
But…Fai's little—probably inaccurate—theory is most likely because when Fai is skipping and springing and jumping and twirling and flying and floating all around Kurogane whilst singing the happiest of tunes—no matter how off-key—that the ninja grabs the mage by the wrist and glares at him. Glares at him, before reeling Fai in and covering the mage's lips with his own—and then proceeding to dragging the kicking-and-screaming wizard into Kurogane's bedroom, unzipping his pants, violating him ten different ways with one finger, and making the mage come half that many times but with thrice the intensity.
Although…Fai's pretty sure he's just imagining things. Kurogane has a wonderful temper.
Really?
