Scene 5

Setting: Magical Feudal Era InuYasha Land

(I'm too lazy to tell you what everyone's doing today so you can just make it up. I honestly don't care)

Kagome: Things sure have been quiet since Kagura left.

Sango: It feels so empty without her.

Kagome: It was almost like she was part of our group.

InuYasha: I'm glad she's gone, she was a crazy violent bitch.

Kagome: Sit boy!

(InuYasha falls down)

Miroku: She was hot though.

Sango: Shut up Miroku.

Miroku: Now, now Sango, don't be jealous. There's plenty of Miroku to go around.

(Sango turns bright red)

Sango:

Jealous? Jealous? Now why would I be Jealous?/ If it's female with a pulse then well it's/ Good enough for you/

Miroku:

Then why are you pissed off when I flirt with other women/ And ask them to bear my children/ How does that effect you?/

Sango: Well I don't like you, if that's what you're saying.

Miroku:

Okay, I get it. You're totally in denial/ If I give you awhile/ You'll admit it at last/

Sango:

And even if I did, you'd flirt/ Why are you always a pervert/

Miroku: I'm not a…

Sango: Miroku,

Miroku: What?

(Sango slaps him)

Sango:

Get your hand of my ass/

InuYasha: Hey Kagome, what are they singing about?

Kagome: I'm not going to explain it to you again.

InuYasha: Whatever.

Sango:

You never would be true to me/Not like I want you to be/ I can't believe you're such a manwhore/

Miroku:

It's a general prediction/ That you see in all fanfiction/ You and me could be so much more

Sango: Really?

Miroku: Yes Sango.

Sango: I have a cofession to make.

Miroku: What?

Sango: I like you.

Miroku: Me too. We should go out.

Sango: Okay, but you've got to stop flirting with other girls.

Miroku: I won't make any promises.

(Sango slaps him)

Miroku: Ow.

Kagome: So, anyway, InuYasha, would you help me study for biology?

InuYasha: You seem to forget that in this time, half the crap you know hasn't even been invented yet and we still think the world is flat.

Kagome: Well I have bio cards… the answers are on the back.

InuYasha: Yeah, Okay. What are we studying?

Kagome: The reproductive system.

Miroku: Hey Sango…

Sango: No.

Miroku: Dammit.

(puts his hands over his mouth because he swore and monks aren't supposed to do that)

InuYasha: Anyway…

(suddenly, Koga appears out of nowhere)

Koga: Kagome, I can help you study the reproductive system better than that mutt.

Kagome: Nice to see you too, Koga.

InuYasha: Hey, get your hands off her, wretched wolf!

Koga: In your dreams, insolent pup.

InuYasha: Take that back.

Koga: Never, half-breed…Yeah, I went there.

(InuYasha punches him in the face and knocks him out)

Kagome: Oh my gosh, he'll need CPR.

InuYasha: Just leave him, he's not part of the main plot anyway.

Kagome: (monotone) Help. Call EMS.

(Kagura enters)

Kagura: What the fuck is EMS?

InuYasha: As I said earlier, it hasn't been discovered yet.

Sango: Oh my god, Kagura, you're back!

(hugs her)

Kagura: Get the fuck off me. Now.

(Kagura notices Koga)

Kagura: Who the hell are you?

InuYasha: Some stupid wolf who won't get his paws off Kagome, even though she obviously doesn't like him.

Kagome:Sit boy!

Kagura: (understanding) Oh, so basically, you're the anime Jacob Black?

Koga: The what?

Sango: Oh my god, it's Sesshomaru

(everybody looks in the direction of Sesshomaru as he enters)

InuYasha: Huh…(noticing Sesshomaru he hugs his Tetsuaiga) My sword!

Sesshomaru: Actually, InuYasha, I'm not here to…

InuYasha: My sword!

Kagura: Don't worry, he's actually here to help.

Everyone: What?!

Sesshomaru: Yes… I want Naraku dead too. Plus Kagura's my… (Kagura puts her hand over his mouth)

Kagura: Heh…heh…heh…I'm sorry. You know about my OCD of putting my hand over people's mouths at random intervals.

InuYasha: You never did that to me.

Kagura: I didn't want your nasty dog slime on my hand.