Scene 5
Setting: Magical Feudal Era InuYasha Land
(I'm too lazy to tell you what everyone's doing today so you can just make it up. I honestly don't care)
Kagome: Things sure have been quiet since Kagura left.
Sango: It feels so empty without her.
Kagome: It was almost like she was part of our group.
InuYasha: I'm glad she's gone, she was a crazy violent bitch.
Kagome: Sit boy!
(InuYasha falls down)
Miroku: She was hot though.
Sango: Shut up Miroku.
Miroku: Now, now Sango, don't be jealous. There's plenty of Miroku to go around.
(Sango turns bright red)
Sango:
Jealous? Jealous? Now why would I be Jealous?/ If it's female with a pulse then well it's/ Good enough for you/
Miroku:
Then why are you pissed off when I flirt with other women/ And ask them to bear my children/ How does that effect you?/
Sango: Well I don't like you, if that's what you're saying.
Miroku:
Okay, I get it. You're totally in denial/ If I give you awhile/ You'll admit it at last/
Sango:
And even if I did, you'd flirt/ Why are you always a pervert/
Miroku: I'm not a…
Sango: Miroku,
Miroku: What?
(Sango slaps him)
Sango:
Get your hand of my ass/
InuYasha: Hey Kagome, what are they singing about?
Kagome: I'm not going to explain it to you again.
InuYasha: Whatever.
Sango:
You never would be true to me/Not like I want you to be/ I can't believe you're such a manwhore/
Miroku:
It's a general prediction/ That you see in all fanfiction/ You and me could be so much more
Sango: Really?
Miroku: Yes Sango.
Sango: I have a cofession to make.
Miroku: What?
Sango: I like you.
Miroku: Me too. We should go out.
Sango: Okay, but you've got to stop flirting with other girls.
Miroku: I won't make any promises.
(Sango slaps him)
Miroku: Ow.
Kagome: So, anyway, InuYasha, would you help me study for biology?
InuYasha: You seem to forget that in this time, half the crap you know hasn't even been invented yet and we still think the world is flat.
Kagome: Well I have bio cards… the answers are on the back.
InuYasha: Yeah, Okay. What are we studying?
Kagome: The reproductive system.
Miroku: Hey Sango…
Sango: No.
Miroku: Dammit.
(puts his hands over his mouth because he swore and monks aren't supposed to do that)
InuYasha: Anyway…
(suddenly, Koga appears out of nowhere)
Koga: Kagome, I can help you study the reproductive system better than that mutt.
Kagome: Nice to see you too, Koga.
InuYasha: Hey, get your hands off her, wretched wolf!
Koga: In your dreams, insolent pup.
InuYasha: Take that back.
Koga: Never, half-breed…Yeah, I went there.
(InuYasha punches him in the face and knocks him out)
Kagome: Oh my gosh, he'll need CPR.
InuYasha: Just leave him, he's not part of the main plot anyway.
Kagome: (monotone) Help. Call EMS.
(Kagura enters)
Kagura: What the fuck is EMS?
InuYasha: As I said earlier, it hasn't been discovered yet.
Sango: Oh my god, Kagura, you're back!
(hugs her)
Kagura: Get the fuck off me. Now.
(Kagura notices Koga)
Kagura: Who the hell are you?
InuYasha: Some stupid wolf who won't get his paws off Kagome, even though she obviously doesn't like him.
Kagome:Sit boy!
Kagura: (understanding) Oh, so basically, you're the anime Jacob Black?
Koga: The what?
Sango: Oh my god, it's Sesshomaru
(everybody looks in the direction of Sesshomaru as he enters)
InuYasha: Huh…(noticing Sesshomaru he hugs his Tetsuaiga) My sword!
Sesshomaru: Actually, InuYasha, I'm not here to…
InuYasha: My sword!
Kagura: Don't worry, he's actually here to help.
Everyone: What?!
Sesshomaru: Yes… I want Naraku dead too. Plus Kagura's my… (Kagura puts her hand over his mouth)
Kagura: Heh…heh…heh…I'm sorry. You know about my OCD of putting my hand over people's mouths at random intervals.
InuYasha: You never did that to me.
Kagura: I didn't want your nasty dog slime on my hand.
