Scene 6

Setting: Naraku's evilicious lair

(Naraku is talking to Kanna and her magic mirror.)

Naraku: Mirror, mirror in Kanna's hands, Who's the evilest in the land? (pauses, then is shocked by what he sees) Voldemort! Hell no!

(Kanna stares at him blankly)

Naraku: C'mon, Kanna, who's the next evilest? (same thing) What? Ganondorf?!

(Kanna stares at him blankly)

Naraku: (confuzzeled) This can't be right. Who's next evilest.

Kanna: (emotionless) It's Orochimaru and then it's Bowser. Now let me just say this: whoever gets his ass kicked by a plumber is a pussy.

(Kanna leaves. Naraku is very sad)

Naraku:

I have an evil plan/ I need the Shikon Jewel/ To hold it in my hand/ And kill the goddamn fool/ But now I've realized/ I'm really not that cool/ Because I'm evil

Naraku: I wish Kagura was around her tap-dancing corpses really add to the song. I wonder what she's doing.