Scene 6
Setting: Naraku's evilicious lair
(Naraku is talking to Kanna and her magic mirror.)
Naraku: Mirror, mirror in Kanna's hands, Who's the evilest in the land? (pauses, then is shocked by what he sees) Voldemort! Hell no!
(Kanna stares at him blankly)
Naraku: C'mon, Kanna, who's the next evilest? (same thing) What? Ganondorf?!
(Kanna stares at him blankly)
Naraku: (confuzzeled) This can't be right. Who's next evilest.
Kanna: (emotionless) It's Orochimaru and then it's Bowser. Now let me just say this: whoever gets his ass kicked by a plumber is a pussy.
(Kanna leaves. Naraku is very sad)
Naraku:
I have an evil plan/ I need the Shikon Jewel/ To hold it in my hand/ And kill the goddamn fool/ But now I've realized/ I'm really not that cool/ Because I'm evil
Naraku: I wish Kagura was around her tap-dancing corpses really add to the song. I wonder what she's doing.
