A/N: Okay. So Chimera's chapter won in the votes. Meaning we get to see her chapter first. After Ashley's of course.

Now, Reviews:

JapanFan Kyoko said:

Ashley was so evil to Ness! She's an interesting character, I wonder why she's so angry all the time...

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If you re-read the last chapter, just before Snake showed up, there is a reason, and that is a reason that won't be revealed until waaaaaaaaaaaaay into the story.

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Silver Horror said:

It gots to be C! Poor Ashley!

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It might be. I'm not telling yet. :)

(I also included the list at the bottom of this chapter. n.n)

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Infantry 4 said:

Haha, I already know what's going to happen! It's what I get for knowing you in person. So for other reader's sake, I won't vote.

Also, shouldn't the story have been put to T since Ashley's first appearance? 'Cuz she's been cussing the entire time.

Also, I love how Ashley treated Ness. I never liked that little punk.

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-A.STFU you arrogant bastard. That or GTFO. I don't like your review. Another one like it and i'll stop answering you. I know you're not like that in real life, you go to my school. Don't make me tell them . . . you know what.

-B. It is at T now, so STFU.

-C. Ness is a whiny baby. We all know that.

Story time.

Roy was asleep. It was about seven in the morning. Matches were from eight in the morning on, and his match was fourth, meaning he had time to sleep a bit more, or so he thought. He turned in his sleep, mumbling something unintelligible, "m…". he seemed quite happy with his dream, until BANG CRASH BANG BANG "WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP TIME TO GO WAKE UP" he covered his ears, leaping about a mile into the air, before staring at Chimera, better known to him now as Kimmy, who was still banging the pans and shouting. "I'M AWAKE ALREADY!" he shouted over her banging and yelling. "Oh, okay." She said, looking at him with her usual lack of intelligent thought. "Well?" he asked, grabbing a pair of pants. (A/N: He is NOT naked. He's in his pajamas.) "Well what?" she asked him, looking very confused by his question. "Why did you wake me up?" he asked, getting a little irritated by her short attention span. "Oh yea! Breakfast time!" she said, grabbing his arm and dragging him out. He'd leaned by now, Kimmy was fast. He used his left arm to pull up his pants and began attempting to fasten them (A/N: Again, he's NOT naked, he's in an undershirt(like a tank top), and his boxers.) as Kimmy drug him down two flights of stairs, and through the doors to the cafeteria. She drug him to a table, near the one Ashley usually sat at(A/N: Bear with me on this, I'll put up a picture of the layout eventually) and pushed him onto the bench on one side of it. Roy took the time to get his pants fastened properly. "Good morning Roy." He looked up to find his friend Marth standing there. "Good morning." He replied, still sounding slightly tired. "Should I ask what happened to you?" Marth asked, looking at his friend's disshelved appearance. "Kimmy drug me here, without any chance to get dressed." He explained. Marth accepted the explanation. After all, they both knew, if anyone would make such an oversight, it was Kimmy.

After meeting her, Roy had found Marth talking with his roommate, NiGHTS. He was an odd, purple, jester-like creature, but friendly and intelligent overall. The same could not be said about Kimmy. She was incredibly fast for a relatively human-looking creature, however, was not intelligent enough for it to be helpful very often. As they learned when Kimmy shouted "let's go!" and took off towards the doors, only to crash into the doorframe. It only went downhill from there. She ran into several walls, some of which not even near a door, and fell down either the first or second flight of stairs nine times. On the ninth time she knocked herself unconscious when her head slammed into a pedestal with a vase and flowers on it. The pedestals were made as part of the walls. They just carried her up to her room, and dropped her on her bed. At first, they were worried when se ran into the walls, but after the fifth time she fell down the stairs unharmed, they knew she would be fine. She was just really, really stupid.

Marth sat and joined his unfortunate friend. Kimmy came back with some coffee and doughnuts. Kimmy loved doughnuts, but Roy wasn't too sure he should et her have the coffee, she was already hyper enough as it is. With any luck though, she'd wear off all her energy in her match, the third match that day. She looked up after setting down the doughnuts and coffee, and saw Marth sitting there. "OHMYGOSH HI!!!!!" she said, very fast. "Hello Kimmy." Marth responded, politely, though he'd probably do just about anything to get away from her. Anyone else would, given his situation.

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Some time later

Marth and Roy had continued to talk for quite a while, despite Kimmy's random outbursts, such as "OHMYGOD!" not noticing the odd look she was getting from Pikachu, who was sitting near by, and finishing her thought, "The rain, it's wet." As her expression changed to one of sadness, as though something they had said had reminded her of something else entirely. She was twitching very badly however. Roy made a mental note never to let her have coffee again. They continued to talk until the second match. Marth was in a Stock type Free for All match, against Mewtwo, Luigi, and Captain Falcon. He took second, with Mewtwo being the victor.

Now it was Kimmy's match. A Stock type Free for All, against Young Link, Falco, and Zelda.

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Ready, GO! The match began with Young Link using his boomerang to hit Zelda, who turned into Sheik, and hit him with a chain. Falco shot at Kimmy, who dodged it, before throwing a kick at Zelda. Young Link went after Falco next, hitting him with his sword and shielding a blow from Falco's blaster. The fight went on, Falco taking out Zelda with his Flash Step attack(A/N: I will edit that, as soon as I remember what it actually is called). Kimmy took down Falco with her smashB attack, Dead Weight, in which she summoned a zombie to tackle her opponent. She seemed to be fairly evenly matched with Young Link, Until he got a Pokeball. The ball opened, and the light faded to reveal Snorlax. Snorlax jumped up, and Kimmy, failing to realize that when a two ton giant cat jumps up, you want to move when it comes down, was sent flying down. Young Link did a victory pose, and waited to be warped off the stage. He was taken by surprise when a beeping sound, like an alarm almost, began blaring, and the field began to change. His confusion was settled, however, when he looked up at the screen, and saw a silhouette, and the words "A New Challenger has Appeared"

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A/N: New Character Intro Next Chapter!!!!!

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and again, the infamous Ashley torture list. (this is not a vote, it's a trivia.)

What do you think will happen to Ashley:

-Noting that I can be really mean

A. She'll get sick, and go to the smaller pool for a swim, pass out, and nearly drown, with Mewtwo coming to the rescue.

B. She'll lose a bet with Roy, and have to wear a christmasy outfit, and sing a christmas song(YES I THINK IT WILL TAKE THAT LONG TO FINISH THIS STORY, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT THIS CHAPTER WILL BE UP AT CHRISTMAS - if it is this chapter)

C. Mewtwo will catch her masturbating, and calling out his name.