And A lot like Love Chapter 7- The Dance!
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Okay so heres the dance!! This is gonna be a whole lotta awesomeness + sad stuff . Me have 2 NEW stories and 3 coming up :D. I hope you like this. Thanks so much for the 19 Reviews- AGAIN. Sheesh cant u guys count?:P but im grateful. Enjoy!!
The week flew by. School was well…. school. Jasper, Emmet, Rosalie and of course Edward started sitting by us at lunch. It was Friday and all of us girls piled off towards Alice's house to get ready. Alice had gotten all of us black trench coats to cover our costumes until the dance- she said she wanted to see their faces when they saw our outfits- god she was corny. When we strolled down the stairs, arms linked- there they were dressed in the complete opposites of our outfits. Jasper was dressed in a tux- as if to be a rich tycoon- Alice's Boss. Emmet was dressed in a doctor's trench coat and had a face mask on- he looked ridiculous, he was grinning from ear to ear- it was so funny. And Edward, Edward, Edward, Edward- why did god have to be so nice and someone so beautiful onto earth? He was dressed in a white collar shirt- with the sleeves rolled up and a slackened tie that was maroon. I almost piddled myself.
All the boys came up to there dates, and took there hands. As Edward approached me I could tell he didn't know if I would accept his hand so I took it and he smiled. Oh my god, he was beautiful. As much as I hated it I was falling for him. Hard. On the limo ride over, the conversation flew smoothly. When we pulled up towards the school I couldn't help but realize that there was a RED CARPET! It started from the school entrance right up the drive way. Our driver let us out so we began to walk. With Edward's hand in mine I felt over the moon.
When we reached the school Entrance all eyes where on us, Alice and Rosalie were smiling broadly but I had my head down making sure I wouldn't trip. Edward lifted my head up with his index finger.
"It's okay." He whispered. I put my head up blushing blood red.
I hated him knowing that this was how I reacted to him but oh my god- it' not my fault my insides turn to jelly every time he touches me. Walking inside, the auditorium was decorated so…. Magnificent- I can' even explain. The room was flashing brilliant colors of orange and black. There were streamers flying everywhere. The school had painters Graffiti "Happy Halloween" all over the walls. They had the DJ on the stage along with Evanescence. –okay so I don't really like them only a little but they seem halloweenish- They also told us that they had a guest rapper- we would see him around the end of the dance. I was pretty stoked.
"Would you like to Dance?" Edward asked. I nodded my head. That's when insert song here came on. We started dancing ignoring everyone watching- it just felt….right.
About when I started panting like a dog Edward sweetly asked.
"Wanna go sit down?"
"Uh-huh" I panted. We sat down for a while just talking to random people listening to music until the DJ came on the stage.
"Yo, Yo, Yo!! I feel honored to present the GREATEST Rapper of all time- EMINEM!! –im sorry but he is my idol and if it wasn't for Edward Cullen I would be jumping on his leg if you catch my drift wink wink so people if you don't like him keep comments to urself. Im a happy person but if you insult eminem or edward you will die. Full stop. - .
"AYOOOO! L.A PREP- LETS MAKE SOME NOISEEEEEEEE!!" he screamed towards the hyper crowd. He got back screams of applause.
"NOW THAT'S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR!! LETS START THIS PARTY OFF WITH ONE OF MAH HITS "WITHOUT ME" – LETS DO THIS!"
Two
trailer park girls go round the outside,
round the outside, round
the outside.
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,
round
the outside, round the outside.
"Ooooohhhhh!"
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a
friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess
who's back...
I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants
to
See Marshall no more they want Shady
I'm chopped liver
Well
if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of
weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my
heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By
the Dr. when I'm not cooperating
When I'm rocking the table while
he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop
debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know you
got a job Ms. Cheney
But your husbands heart problem is
complicated
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let
me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV
But it feels so empty
without me
So come on dip, bum on your lips
fuck that cum on
your lips and some on your tits
And get ready cuz this shit's
about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "fuck you
Debbie!"
Now this looks like a job for me
So
everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy,
Cuz
it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for
me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little
controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
Little
hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still
listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prison is helpless,
Till
someone comes along on a mission and yells "bitch"
A
visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin'
the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask,
In the
fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a
catastrophe
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for
me?
Well I'm back (Batman Noise) fix your bent antenna
Tune it
in and then I'm gonna enter
Into the front of your skin like a
splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm
interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids
ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the
tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents
is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?
Now this
looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need
a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I
said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
A
tisk-it a task-it,
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking
this shit that shit
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass
kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards,
And Moby,
you can get stomped by Obie,
You 36 year old bald headed fag blow
me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody
listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal
I will
be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope,
suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a
symbol
But sometimes the shit just seems,
Everybody only wants
to discuss me
So this means I'm disgusting,
But its just me I'm
just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy
I am
the worst thing since Elvis Presley,
To do Black Music so
selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
There's a
concept that works
20 million other white rappers emerge
But no
matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me
Now
this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we
need a little controversy,
Cuz it feels so empty without me
I
said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Hum
dei la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
Hum dei
la la la, la la la la la, la la la la la, la la la la
"Kids!"
Everyone went crazy. I was about to go talk to Alice when Edward told me he'd be right back. We were talking about how awesome this night was when Eminem and Edward came on the stage.
"Ayo! Check this right here. Mah man Edward here wants me to sing him a song fo' his girl Bella. Come up here B!" The spot light came on towards me so I walked up the fastest I could into Edwards Arms. He held me and looked into my eyes as Eminem started to sing.
Intro
- Spoken
Yo,
I can't sing it
I feel like singin'
I wanna fuckin' sing
Cuz
I'm happy
Yeah, I'm happy
Ha Ha
I got my baby back
Yo,
check it out
Some days I sit, starin' out the
window
Watchin' this world pass me by
Sometimes I think theres
nothin' to live for
I almost break down and cry
Sometimes
I think I'm crazy
I'm crazy, oh so crazy
Why am I here, am I
just wasting my time?
But then I see my baby
Suddenly I'm
not crazy
It all makes sense when I look into her eyes
Sometimes it feels like the world's on my
shoulders
Everyone's leanin' on me
Cuz sometimes it feels like
the world's almost over
But then she comes back to me
Verse
2 - Sung
My
baby girl keeps gettin' older
I watch her grow up with
pride
People make jokes, cuz they don't understand me
They just
don't see my real side
I act like shit don't phase me,
Inside
it drives me crazy
My insecurities could eat me alive
But
then I see my baby
Suddenly I'm not crazy
It all makes sense
when I look into her eyes
Sometimes it feels like the world's
on my shoulders
Everyone's leanin' on me
Cuz sometimes it feels
like the world's almost over
But then she comes back to me
Verse
3 - Rapped
Man,
if I could sing, I'd keep singing this song to my daughter
If I
could hit the notes, I'd blow something as long as my father
To
show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got her
God,
I'm a daddy, I'm so glad that her mum didn't abort
Now you
probably get this picture from my public persona
That I'm a
pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma,
But I wanna just
take this time out to be perfectly honest
Cuz there's a lot of
shit I keep bottled that hurts deep inside o' my soul,
And just
know that I grow colder the older I grow
This boulder on my
shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold
And this load is like the
weight of the world
And I think my neck is breaking should I just
give up,
Or try to live up to these expectations?
Now look, I
love my daughter more than life in itself,
But I got a wife that's
determined to make my life livin'hell
But I handle it well, given
the circumstances I'm dealt
So many chances, man, it's too bad,
coulda had someone else
But the years that I've wasted are nothing
to the tears that I've tasted
So here's what I'm facin':
3
felonies, 6 years of probation
I've went to jail for this woman,
I've been to bat for this woman
I've taken bats to peoples backs,
bent over backwards for this woman
Man, I shoulda seen it comin',
why'd I stick my penis up in?
Woulda ripped the pre-nup up if I'd
seen what she was fuckin'
But fuck it, it's over, there's no more
reason to cry no more
I got my baby, baby the only lady that I
adore, Hailie
So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya
My
baby's travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner
And
suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted
It's
like the greatest gift you can get
The weight has been lifted
Now it don't feel like the world's on my shoulders
Everyone's
leanin' on me
Cuz my baby know's that her daddy's a
soldier
Nothin' can take her from me
I almost cried. It was really sweet that he had done that for me. Before I had the chance to cry the Eminem was talking again.
"Okay so since it's all lovey-dovey up here already, I'd like to pronounce you both the winners of this Halloween Dance!" I jumped with glee. I had my head buried into Edwards's chest for so long I didn't see the flash of blonde rushing straight towards me. Obviously it was that skank Lauren – she pulled me off of Edward and slapped me. I didn't have time to fight back. She pulled on my skirt and top and ripped it right off my body. I was only left in my bra and very skimpy thong- Thanks a lot Alice! I thought. I shrieked and ran off the stage trying to get to the limo as fast as I could. Once I reached inside I sobbed and sobbed. Alice silently came through the door and handed me a big shirt and pants she had brought for after when I slept over again. I silently thanked her and cried even harder. For it wasn't here I wanted to be told "Its okay" by. It was Edward. But he didn't even follow after me.
Omg people- I am like crying. Seriously. That was so sad for me too right. Yes I love Eminem. I have been waiting forever to put him in. next chapter WILL be in Edwards POV of this chapter- so you know he isn't still a dick. I think this might end in like 10 more chapter. –sob- 20 reviews please. Author alert me bay bay- lots new stories cumin up. And talk to me! I ve been bored l8ley!
Love and pictures of a dead Lauren
-LANNA :(
