The Marauders

This is the story of (insert number) friend, pranksters till the ( insert noun). One was a/an ( insert part human magical creature here), so the others became animagi. The white sheep was a/an (insert animal here), the Self proclaimed devilishly handsome chaser was a/an (insert animal here) and the tag along was, fittingly enough, a/an (insert animal here). Eventually, the chaser married the girl of his dreams. They had a ( insert gender in form of son/daughter here) who just happened to have a certain evil wizard (I won't say who, but his name starts with V and rhymes with Doldimort.) after him. The casher and his family went into hiding with the tag along as (insert noun here) keeper. The tag along gave them away to said evil wizard. The evil wizard killed the chaser and his (insert noun here) the proceeded to accidentally kill himself. This event and the killing of ( insert number here) muggles was framed on the white sheep, who was put in the wizard prison (insert magical building here). In actuality, it was the tag along, who was thought dead, who did these (insert adjective here) things. These events pulled the friends apart, especially since one was dead, one was thought dead, and one was in prison, blamed for the murder of the other two. And they didn't live so happily ever after, unless you count them being in the realm of the dead, together, eventually.

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