Lady Chango: I'm on the favorites list of two of my favorite writers! (Cries) I feel appreciated.
I Don't Care
Kagome walked into her room, flopped on her bed, and screamed into her pillow. How could Inu Yasha lead her on like that? How could Yashirah lead her on like that? She made it seem as if Inu Yasha was single. Her door opened, and the said hanyou walked in. Kagome made as if she was sleeping.
"Kagome," she said sternly. No coaxing, no sign of gentleness.
"What," Kagome felt compelled to answer.
"What's up?"
Kagome revealed her eyes only to glare. "Why would you lie to me?"
Yashirah crossed her legs daintily, and Kagome fancied that she was hiding something. "I didn't lie to you. I told you that Inu Yasha was a flirt. And I was right, wasn't I?"
Kagome was silent.
"Look," Yashirah continued, emerald eyes glinting. "Sango and I talk about this for a long while now. There's a reason I tried to push him on you."
"Why is that?"
"We hate his girlfriend."
Kagome looked flabbergasted. "So you're using me!"
"No way!" Yashirah waved off her comment. "We know that you're perfect for him."
"Well leave me out of this!"
"You don't understand." Yashirah said dismally. "Kikyo's a bitch. Pure and simple. She cheats on him, then lies to his face. She spends his money and runs up his credit cards. I've threatened to...well, I'm PG so I'm not gonna say...but Inu Yasha won't let me touch her." She shook her head in disgust. "He's whipped."
"That's not my problem."
Yashirah got close and whispered into her ear, "He likes you, y'know. But he won't say it to you. He doesn't want to hurt Kinky-Ho."
Kagome peered at her curiously out of the corner of her eye.
"We don't necessarily have to kill her or nothing...just give him a little...push...in the right direction." Yashirah twirled a bit of her white hair between her fingers nonchalantly.
Kagome wasn't catching on. "I can't make him break up with Kikyo."
Yashirah smiled at Kagome's naivety. "We'll solve that little problem, dear."
Yashirah peeked around the corner of the doorway. Sango's head was under hers, and Kagome under hers. "I told you," Yashirah seethed.
Kikyo was sitting on top of a counter in Kagome's kitchen. A young guy was between her legs, and they seemed to be getting more intimate by the second. Her skirt was unreasonably short, yet he'd pushed it up higher in order to caress her legs.
"Oh, my God," Kagome gasped. "Inu Yasha's still here! I can't believe she's such a ho!"
"Oh, you've got it all wrong, Kags. She ain't your garden-variety ho - she's a kinky ho. Hence the name Kinky-Ho. It's snappish, and it rhymes," Yashirah muttered.
"So, what now?" Sango asked.
"We gather evidence, of course!" She pulled a camera out of thin air. Just as she tried to take the picture, Miroku walked in behind them.
"Hey, guys! What'cha doin'?"
"Ah!" Yashirah leapt up and dropped the camera.
Kikyo jumped off the counter in surprise. "Yashirah, you bitch! What are you doing?"
"Trying to catch you red-handed, you whore!" Yashirah snarled.
"What's going on?" Inu Yasha walked into the room.
"Oh, Inu," Kikyo gasped, on the verge of tears. "They're trying to frame me!"
Kagome was fuming. How could Inu Yasha be so naive?
"Yashirah, why do you keep trying to turn me against Kikyo?" He turned to Kagome and his eyes bore through her. "I expect this from Yashi, but you, Kagome? You seemed like a nice person, but I guess you're just as selfish as Yashirah."
"Kikyo's doesn't treat you right, Inu! She doesn't love you!" Kagome felt no shame. Kikyo was just a conniving person and needed to be stopped.
Inu Yasha's eyes showed hurt. "Why can't you guys just be happy that I found someone?"
Found what? Kagome wondered. Bitches like her came a dime a dozen. They'd just have to prove it to Inu Yasha.
Inu Yasha strode off, Kikyo in tow. She turned and gave them an evil smirk. Kagome felt the need to punch her in the head. Inu Yasha looked like he needed it, too.
Yashirah gave Kikyo the finger. "God, I wish she would just come outside. I'd call that ho out right now if Inu Yasha wasn't keeping me from doing it. Let me catch her in a dark alley..." Yashirah continued to grumble, but Kagome ignored her. She was already formulating a plan.
"It's not all that hard, y'know," Kagome said quietly. The girls looked at her curiously. "We don't have to catch her in the act...Inu Yasha does."
Lady Chango: Woot! Next chapter! Enjoy!
