Okay, I am sooooooooooooooo(do you want me to keep going?)oooooo sorry about not updating soon! My family just went on vacation, so I had to go with them and I couldnt get a computer. I'm sorry! And to all of you out there, thanks so much! I had so many reviews it wasn't even funny!
Disclaimer:
Things I got for Christmas:
Pajamas
A flippinÕ SWEET Stereo System
and Chocolate.
Things I didnÕt get for Christmas:
A laptop
Superpowers
The rights to Twilight.
Now, onto chapter two!!!!
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1. Did you know that when Bella was seven, she broke her foot after jumping around in her back yard pretending to be a Vampire Slayer?
2. Did you know that Bella has a secret obsession with AliceÕs hair? ItÕs true...
3. Did you know that Bella only dated Edward to get to Jasper?
4. Did you know that Bella tried to jump off of a bridge with a pogo stick and a stuffed lion while singing, "Do You See What I See?" It didn't go so well.....
5. Did you know that Bella once went to an insane asylum but broke out a week later with the help of the "Voices?"
6. Did you know that the asylum she went to was the same one Alice went to?
7. Did you know that Bella's favorite food is Calamari dipped in mustard and topped off with relish, ketchup, chocolate, and Oreo crumbs?
8. Did you know that Bella tripped so many times that she broke the world record for, "Most Bones Broken in 10 Years?"
9. Did you know that Bella once thought she wa possesed? She ran around Phoenix for a day, eating only grass and scaring the crap out of people.
10. Did you know that Bella collected old chewing gum and thread for 5 years, then turned it into a shrine to the all-powerful monkey, "Oto Ku Fujoo" where she keeps in the bottom of her closet, behind her many pictures of her next sacrifice, Mike Newton.
I am also verrrrrry sorry that I forgot to tell you who was next last time. Rosalie is next! And for anyone that wants me to read and review their story, please leave the story name in a review! Thank you!
* Note*
I will only be doing the main characters for this story. If you would really like me to do more, review me please!
