---So my Mac is sick and in the shop now. I'm an idiot and haven't backed up my files in... well, never backed up any of the files on Maccy. I only have what I could rape of my home computer to put onto Maccy when I got it over a year ago.

Which means if they can't retrieve my info... I'll lose all the stuff I've written since last June.

I are sad. ---

Chapter Two

The Madness Continues

Last time on Random Events: Atemu fell out of a tree, singing has taken over, and the yamis were left at the mall.

Meanwhile, Yugi and Malik crashed at Ryou's—

"Why does everyone have to come to my house?" Ryou asked, looking up at the Authoress.

They love you. Ryou gave Yugi and Malik dirty looks. Not that way!

"Good."

Yugi, Malik and Ryou were sitting about doing nothing for there was nothing to do.

"Ever heard of 'Grammar Check'?" Malik asked the Authoress.

Shut up! With that, Ryou got up and busted out in song.

"The only one for me is you and you for me, no matter how they toss the dice, it's meant to be, the only one for you is me and me for you, so happy together." Ryou straddled Malik's hips and threw his arms around the blonde's neck. "I can't see me loving nobody but you for all my life!"

Malik pushed Ryou out of his lap and onto the floor. Ryou 'oofed' as he fell.

"Ok, I get the point." Malik muttered glaring up at the Authoress.

Ok, Moving on. There had to be something for the teens to do, if only they could think of it.

"How about we go to the park," offered Ryou.

"Malik and I were just at the park," said Yugi.

"Weren't you just at the mall though?"

"We were at the park before the mall."

"Oh, well we could—"

However, what they could do they never found out because at that moment Atemu jumped though the window.

"I have a door." Ryou told the Authoress.

So? Atemu jumped though the window.

"HIDE ME!" Atemu screamed looking scared.

"What's wrong with you Pharaoh?" asked Malik.

"Marik and Bakura." Atemu exclaimed. "I left them at the mall!"

"Well, where are they now?"

Where ARE they now...

"I'm bored," sighed Malik, "let's go find Atemu."

"Ok"

Back with Atemu and the hikaris.

"What are we a band now?" Yugi asked the Authoress.

Would you like to be?

"I think it would be fun." Grinned Atemu.

"NO!" exclaimed Malik, Yugi, and Ryou simultaneously.

Oh, do not worry... I am going to use my powers of song and dance on another victim.

"Who?" asked Malik fearfully.

Oh, who will find out, just get the other yamis and go to a public location.

"I don't like the sound of this." Atemu said grimly.

"Me neither." Ryou agreed.

Well I do not care if you like it or not this is my story. So the four went to go find the other yamis.

Meanwhile...

The other two yamis were walking around looking for pharaoh.

"I'm hungry," Bakura said randomly.

"You're always hungry." Sighed Marik.

"Point?" asked Bakura, Marik rolled his eyes. "Let's find somewhere to eat."

"But you don't have any money and I don't have the Rod."

Bakura pulled a wallet out of his pocket.

"Where'd you get that?"

"Some old guy at the mall." Bakura shrugged.

"So where to now?"

They looked around at the restaurants that had mysteriously appeared there.

"Well there's, Mc Donald's, Pizza Hut... Taco Bell."

"Feliz Navidad," Malik sang spontaneously "Feliz Navidad, I wanna wish you a merry Christmas, I wanna wish you a merry Christmas from the bottom of my he—"

"CUT IT OUT!" Bakura screamed covering Marik's mouth, glaring up at the Authoress. "Stop the singing madness, baka!"

Baka? Ooo you will live to regret those words. Bakura and Marik went to Taco Bell, where they met up with Atemu and the hikaris.

"Alright, whose idea was it to leave us at the mall?" asked Bakura angrily when he saw the hikaris. Yugi pointed to Ryou and Malik. Ryou pointed to Malik and Yugi. Malik pointed to Ryou and Atemu.

"Wait! I didn't mean to point to Atemu!"

"Ok, Ryou got the most votes," Marik smirked. Bakura glared at his light, who took a step back.

"Where's you're big plan?" Ryou asked, looking frightfully up at the Authoress.

Oh, right! Bakura climbed up on a table and started to sing.

"Be... our... guest! Be out guest! Put our service to the test, tie a napkin round your neck, Cherie, and we prove the rest. Soup du jour! Hot d'oeuvres! Why we only live to serve! Try the grey stuff."

"It's delicious!" Yugi sang along.

"Don't believe me ask the dishes!" Bakura continued, "They can sing! They can dance! After all, miss, this is France! And the dinner here is never second be—"

At this point Marik were fed up with the singing and pushed Bakura off the table.

"STOP WITH ALL THE SINGING!"

You guys love singing so much.

"No we don't." Bakura grumbled getting up off the floor.

"I do."

Everyone looked at Atemu.

"What!"

Atemu, you are a hopeless cause. You weren't like this when you were pharaoh were you?

"Nope, I was sane back in Ancient Egypt."

Really? What happened?

"Solitary confinement for five millennia."

Oh.

"Well now that we solved that, can we move on?" asked Malik.

I cannot think of anything else to write.

"Then I say we take a break," said Bakura.

Ok, five-minute break.

---(--)---

"I thought you said break!"

Ryou and Laria were now in another part of the story.

"You can have your break after you say the line."

"Oh fine," Ryou said "And now its time for love songs with Yani, the part of the story where Yani comes out to sing... a love song."

Yani came out and sang... a love song.

"He said to her 'I'd like a cheeseburger

And I might like a milk shake as well'

She said to him 'I can't give you either'

He said 'isn't this Burger Bell?'

She said 'yes it is, but we're closed now,

But we open tomorrow at ten'

He said 'I am extremely hungry

But I guess I can wait until then!'

Cause you're his cheeseburger

His precious cheeseburger!

He will wait for you

Yes, he'll wait for you-ou!

Cause you're his cheeseburger

His tasty cheeseburger!

Oh he will wait for you...

Because he loves you cheeseburger with all his heart

And there ain't going to tear you to-o apart

And if the world ran out of all his cheese

He would get down on his hands and knees

Because someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt

And he will wash it off for you

Wash it off for you

Clean that dirty cheese off just for YOU!

You... are... his... cheese... bur... ger!!"

---Yu-gi-Oh's! Apparently they're Yugi-licious!---