---Well, my Mac died and I've lost everything I've done for the past year. Luckily I saved most of my stories before it committed suicide. ---

Chapter Three:

Hit and Run!

Last time on Random Events: Ryou sang to Malik, Bakura sang to the people of Taco Bell, and Yani sang to a cheeseburger.

After the break, everyone crashed at Ryou's house... again.

"Why is there nothing to do around here?" Bakura asked irritably.

"We could always go torment Kaiba," said Atemu.

"Great idea Pharaoh." Marik said sarcastically.

"Of course!" Atemu grinned. "Atemu knows all."

"It wasn't that great."

Atemu glared at Marik and bashed him in the head with the Millennium Rod.

"Ow!" Marik rubbed the spot where he was hit. "Hey! That's my Rod!"

Atemu smiled and waved the Rod in front of Marik. He reached out to grab it but Atemu pulled it out of reach and stuck his tongue out at the blond Egyptian. Malik came up behind Atemu and took the Rod from him.

"Ok, can everyone stop touching my Rod?" Malik growled.

"Can I still touch your Rod?" asked Marik.

"I guess," Malik sighed, "As long as you're careful with it."

Ok, this is starting to sound sick.

"I'm not talking about THAT Rod!" Malik said appalled, looking up at the seemingly sick-minded Authoress.

I know but it sounds like you could be, we will have enough of that conversation. Now, who wants to go torment Seto?

"I think we all do," said Yugi, with agreeing nods from everyone else.

Soooo... Everyone headed toward Kaiba Corp.

"We're off to see the wizard!" sang Atemu, "The wonderful wizard of—"

"SHUT IT!" Bakura screamed.

"Jeez Bakura," pouted Atemu, "It's just a song."

"You guys are driving me crazy with all your songs."

"No need to worry about that Baku-chan," Marik said comfortingly, "You're already crazy."

"Shut up or I'll break your Rod." Bakura smirked, "And I'm not talking about your Millennium one."

Marik stopped dead in his tracks, covering himself fearfully.

Guys that is enough.

"No!" cried Marik and Bakura.

Dare you defy me? You will live to regret that. Anyway, they made it to Kaiba Corp., well a crossed from it at least.

"Hey Marik," Bakura grinned evilly, "Why don't you go first?"

"But there's a car coming."

"So?"

Bakura pushed Marik into the oncoming car. The car hit the yami then sped up and drove off, leaving the blond laying lifeless in the road.

"HIT AND RUN!" shrieked Atemu. Everyone stood there staring at the yami in shock.

"Marik?" asked Malik timidly. "Are you ok?"

Marik just got up and started singing.

"Oh no not I! I will survive!"

"Not again with the singing!" complained Bakura.

"Stop complaining or I'll make you sing again."

Bakura glared up at the Authoress.

"Why are you glaring up?" asked said Authoress. "I'm right over here."

They looked a crossed the street to see Laria standing there. They crossed over. Marik had to be dragged. He was afraid he would be hit again.

"You said you wouldn't be in this one!"

"I say a lot of things."

"Alright," Bakura said skeptically "But if you're here who's typing?"

"Oh I got Yani to do it," Laria shrugged. There was a flash of lightning followed by maniacal laughter.

"I don't think that was a good idea," Malik said fearfully.

What! I will show you! Malik started doing the lord of the dance... dance.

"Alright Yani, that's enough," said Laria, trying to hold off her laughing.

Aw, stop ruining my fun!

"Sorry but I had too."

Why?

"We're going to blow up Kaiba Corp. now"

Atemu, Bakura, and Marik grinned. There was another flash of lightning.

"You really like that lightning don't you?" Ryou asked looking up at Yani.

No, there is a storm coming.

"Ok you guys don't have much time," Laria said turning to the yamis, "I don't want to get wet."

The yamis saluted and ran into Kaiba Corp. The sky was completely dark with clouds when they came running out.

"RUN!" shouted Marik as they neared the group of hikari. Everyone ran back crossed the road. A car unfortunately hit Marik again. Once again, the car sped up and drove off.

"HEY THAT'S THE SAME CAR THAT HIT HIM LAST TIME!" Atemu yelled looking back at the car.

"Really?" Laria looked back as well.

"Man who ever is driving that car really hates you, Marik." Bakura snickered. Marik was lying in the road lifelessly.

"Ow..." Marik moaned. There was another flash of lightning, followed by a loud boom of thunder.

"Come on Mar—" Laria started, but then she was distracted by Kaiba Corp. which was now burning down. "Ooo! Look the purty colors!"

"Laria!" Bakura waved his hand in front of the Authoresses face. "Snap out of it!"

Laria blinked and regained her sanity... what she had left of it at least.

"Marik!" she screamed. "Get up now; if I get wet you're going to die!"

"But I'm a yami!" Marik said from the ground, "I can't die baka!"

"Trust me," Laria grinned evilly, "I'll find a way."

Marik quickly got up; he did not want to test it with Laria for lots of reasons. The biggest of the reasons was the fact that she was the Authoress.

"Where to now?" asked Yugi.

"Let's go to my house," said Laria, "It's closest."

Everyone went to the Kaiba Mansion. Good thing too, just as they stepped inside it down poured.

"Marik," Laria said in an eerie calmness, "You should be thanking Ra you got up when you did."

"Don't worry," Marik grumbled, "I am."

"MARIK!"

Everyone jumped and saw Yani run into the room and practically tackled Marik.

"Aishiteru Yani-chan," Marik said kissing her passionately.

"Love ya too, Marik-chan," Yani said kissing him back, running a hand under his shirt. Laria, and about everyone else, rolled her eyes.

"Get a room," Bakura teased.

"Come on," Yani said breaking the kiss, "Let's go up to my room."

Marik grinned and allowed himself to be drug up stairs and to her room. There was a collection of sweat drops from the group.

"It's really coming down out there." Ryou said glancing out the window. While they were all looking out the window, Seto came down from upstairs and headed toward the door.

"Uh..." Laria looked over at her twin, "Where are you going?"

"Well since Yani and Marik are here, and so are your other friends," Seto said, "I decided to go to Kaiba Corp."

"NO!"

"YOU CAN'T!" Laria said blocking the door.

"And why can't I go to my own company?" Seto asked raising an eyebrow at his sister.

"Because uh..." Laria looked around nervously, "It's raining! You don't want to get wet do you?"

"If it means getting out of this house, then, yes," Seto said reaching towards the doorknob.

"But don't you want to spend the afternoon with your sweet, loving, nice sister?" Laria said grabbing Seto's arm and turning him away from the door.

"Ok, what did you do this time?"

"She burned down Kaiba Corp." Bakura blurted out.

"BAKURA!"

"LAR!"

"IT WAS ATEMU, MARIK, AND BAKURA! I JUST TOLD THEM TO!"

Seto glared at Laria, Atemu and Bakura.

"You can just build a new building..." Laria grinned apprehensively, "Right?"

"I didn't burn it down; I'm not building a new one!" Seto yelled, "YOU FOUR WILL DO IT!"

"We have to build Kaiba Corp. again..." Atemu said, "With four people..."

"Yup!"

"That will take us forever!" Bakura protested.

"I guess you should get started," said Seto.

"But it's raining!" exclaimed Laria.

"I'm not building in the rain!"

"What if it rains forty days and forty nights?" said Atemu, "We should build an ark first! And get three of every animal!"

"Three?" asked Yugi.

"Three is a magic number," sang Atemu, "Yes it is, it's a magic number."

"No singing!" complained Bakura

"Looked out my window and what did I see," Malik sang, "Popcorn popping on the apricot tree."

"STOP!"

---Ohhh! I can sense you Kaiba-boy, and when you get here I'm going to Spice Up Your Life!---