Chapter Four:
Bakura's Gone Crazy
Last time on Random Events: A car hit Marik, Kaiba Corp. burned down, and people are still singing.
After it stopped raining, everyone gathered at Kaiba Corp... or what was left of it.
"Alright you four," Seto pointed at Laria, Marik, Bakura, and Atemu, "Get to work!"
"I still don't understand why we have to do it?" Laria grumbled.
"Yeah," Bakura agreed, "Can't you get your workers to do it?"
"No," Seto said, "You destroy it, you rebuild it."
"You can't tell me what to do!" exclaimed Atemu, "I am the Pharaoh!"
"You WERE Pharaoh," Marik corrected. Atemu glared at the blond.
"Come on girls, lets go," said Seto.
"GIRLS?" Bakura exclaimed, "You'll pay for that mortal!"
Bakura ran at Seto, who moved out of the way, leaving Bakura to run head long into what was left of Kaiba Corp. knocking it down.
"And the walls come tumbling down," sang Ryou, "And the walls come crumbling, crumblin', and the walls come tumbling tumblin', crumbling tumblin' down."
"Medic" Bakura sat up a little dazed before lying back down holding his head.
Meanwhile...
While everyone was bothering over Bakura, a news crew had arrived. The anchorman, Andrew Yani, stood in front of a camera holding a microphone.
"I am right out side Kaiba Corp., earlier today it burned down, but not completely." Andrew Yani reported, "Right now it has been knocked down by that long haired teen."
Andrew Yani pointed over at Bakura.
"Uh..." Malik blinked at the reporter. "Laria, do you know who that is?"
"Yeah, that's Andrew Yani," Laria said casually.
"Wait!" Yani exclaimed, "What do you mean Andrew Yani!"
Andrew Yani and his camera crew walked over to the group.
"Hello, I'm Andrew Yani from Channel One News. I'm here reporting on the recent Kaiba Corp. incident."
"How'd YOU find out about it?" asked Seto.
"We know all!"
"Ok," Seto turned to the yamis and Laria, "And why haven't you started yet!"
"They've done more damage to it then they've fixed it." Yugi commented.
"Hey Kaiba, look over there!" Laria exclaimed pointing in some random direction. Seto turned to look at it.
"What?" Seto paused and sweat dropped, "They're gone aren't they?"
Andrew Yani watched Laria, Bakura, Marik, and Atemu run off.
"Yeah..." Andrew Yani watched Ryou, Yugi, Yani, and Malik run after them.
"Gaaa!" Seto growled with an eye twitch. Andrew Yani puts the microphone in Seto's face.
"So how do you feel about the loss of your company?"
Meanwhile with Laria and everyone, Laria stopped outside Malik's house.
"Malik, you have a computer right?"
"Why?"
"I need to get back to writing."
"Ok, you can use it."
"Thanks owe you one." Laria said running inside.
"I see the stone set in your eyes," Ryou sang spontaneously, "See the thorn twist in your side, I'll wait for you, Slight of hand and twist of fate, On a bed of nails she makes me wait, and I wait without you, With or without you, with or with—"
"Alright! That's enough!" Bakura screamed, the Millennium Ring gleamed brightly and Ryou was sent to the Shadow Realm.
"Oh, Laria's not going to like that." Yugi said timidly.
"And why not?" Bakura glared.
"Well Ryou is her favorite character." Malik said.
"For another thing you did it without her permission," added Yugi.
"Aw shit."
Hey, I am back to writing and... Wait? Where is Ryou?
"Uhh..." Bakura said with shifty eyes.
"Bakura sent him to the Shadow Realm," said Marik.
You sent my Ryou-koi to the Shadow Realm!
"I couldn't take the singing anymore!"
"YAMIS!"
"Ahhh! It's Kaiba!"
"RUN!"
So the yamis ran... Until they passed a candy store.
"I want candy!" Atemu sang.
"NO!"
Bakura sent Atemu to the Shadow Realm.
"I'm standing outside this candy store where a psychotic Grave Robber has just sent the Pharaoh to another dimension known as the Shadow Realm," reported Andrew Yani.
"What are you doing here?" asked Bakura.
"Kaiba got away from me so I found a new story."
"Isn't there anything else you can report on?" asked Marik "Death, destruction and the rainforest..."
Marik glanced over at Bakura.
"...Man-eating Bugs?"
"But there isn't any of—" Andrew Yani blinked, "Wait, Man-eating Bugs?"
Andrew Yani looked confused as Bakura took a card out of his deck and held it up.
"Easy prey for my Man-eata' Bug!" Bakura exclaimed. The monster appeared then looked from Bakura to Andrew Yani. Andrew Yani screamed and ran off, the bug chasing after him. "Hehehe never gets old."
"BAKURA!"
Seto tackled Bakura to the ground and they started fighting.
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Off in some odd part of the story:
"And now its time for silly songs with Roba," Mokuba announced, "The part of the story where Espa Roba comes out and sings... a silly song."
"The Water Buffalo Song," said Rex.
"Everybody's got a water buffalo," sang Espa "yours is fast but mine is slow, where'd we get them I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalo ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Took my buffalo to the store, got its head stuck in the door, spilled some lima beans on the floor, oh everybody's got a—"
"Stop, stop, stop!" Bakura growled appearing out of thin air. "You can not say that everybody's got a water buffalo when everybody does not have a water buffalo, we'll be getting nasty letters saying 'where's my water buffalo?', 'why don't I have a water buffalo?' and are you prepared to deal with that, I didn't think so! So stop being so... silly!"
With that, Bakura sent Espa Roba to the Shadow Realm. Rex and Mokuba stood there shocked.
"Join us next time for silly songs with..." Mokuba looked around, "Rex... when he'll sing..."
"Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, yours is pink but mine is blue, hers was small but then—"
Bakura growled more and sent both Rex and Mokuba to the Shadow Realm.
Back in the main part of the story:
Bakura stood up and dusted himself off. Seto was no were to be seen. Marik stared at Bakura for about a minute then ran off.
"BAKURASGONECRAZY!" Marik screamed loudly running though the streets of Domino, "HESSENDINGEVERYONETOTHESHADOWREALM! NOONEISSAFEFROMHISWRATH! SOMEBODYHELPMEIWANTMYMOMMY!"
Marik ran by the lights, shortly followed by Andrew Yani still being chased by the Man-eater Bug.
"I'm here in Domino City being chased by a Duel Monster." Andrew Yani reported, even though he no longer had his microphone or camera crew, "Yes! You heard me! A Duel Monster! Get me out of here!"
Men in white coats appeared out of nowhere and grab Andrew Yani. The Man-eater Bug disappeared. The Men in white coats drag Andrew Yani away, laughing.
"Well that's something you don't see everyday," Malik said.
"What? A Channel One News anchor being chased by a Duel Monster then being dragged off to the Funny Farm?" asked Yugi.
"No, my yami."
"Oh," Yugi looked around, "Wait, where's my yami?"
"He's in the Shadow Realm," Bakura laughed walking up the two lights.
"You sent my yami to the Shadow Realm!" Yugi exclaimed, "How could you!"
Yugi glared at Bakura and sent HIM to the Shadow Realm.
"Wow," Malik took a step away from Yugi, "I didn't know you could do that."
"Neither did I."
"So, want to go find my yami?"
"Ok."
They head off to find the only yami left in this dimension, beside Yani who is here with me.
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