yo all! I do not own legally blonde or twilight. this ones to the song "serious".

enjoy!

Edward:
We both know why we're here
I see it in your eyes
I guess it calms my fear
To know it's not a surprise
I thought one look at you
Looking like a dream come true
Would leave me speechless like you always do

But now we're both wide awake
We've got some plans to make
Let's take some action, baby

So, baby, give me your hand
I've got some dreams to make true
I've got the future all planned
It's time to get serious
Time to get serious with you

Bella:
I never thought that I-

Edward:
(spoken) Uh, honey, I'm not finished.

Bella:
(spoken) Oh, sorry!

Edward:
When I was two or three

Bella:
Mmmm

Edward:
I was raised just right

Bella:
Mmmm

Edward:
When you married me

Bella:
Yeahh

Edward:
I'm gonna do it right.

Bella:
Mmmm

Edward:

A vampire you will be

Bella:
Oh, ohh

Edward:
But not quite yet

Bella:
Yeahh

Edward:
No kids

BOTH:
Because vampires can't hold babies!

Edward:
Here's where your life might end

Bella:

My life might end

Edward:
Lets go scuba diving!

Bella:
No not now!!

Edward:
Let's go have fun now baby
So, baby, give me your hand

Bella:
Oo, whoaa, here's my hand, here's my hand

Edward:
I've got your heart to keep beating

Bella:
I don't want it to beat

Edward:
I think that you understand

Bella:
Don't want to understand

BOTH:
It's time to get serious
Time to get serious

Edward:
With you
Serious

Bella:
Serious

Edward:
You wake up and we'll explore Isle Esme
Serious

Bella:
Serious

Edward:
I'm telling you'll be a future vampire

Bella:
Oh, oh

Edward:
You don't want a normal life
No sex unless you don't die

Bella:
Heyy

Edward:
Baby, that's why you and I

Bella:
I, you and I

Edward:
Shouldn't have sex!

Bella:
Hey, baby, I'll give you my hand, we-
(Spoken) WHAT?? We're just going to scuba dive out whole honeymoon?
I want all of you!

Edward:
(Spoken) Bella, if you're going to stay human for a few more weeks
I'm gonna need us to be

Serious
Less of a succubus, more of a nice girl
Serious
Somebody human and not a vampire!

Bella:
(Spoken) What?!

Edward:
Okay, you will be soon

Bella:
It was such a good dream….

Edward:
Why are you crying?

Bella:
Because I woke up!

Edward:
Oh Bella please don't do this!

Bella:
(Spoken) Please

Edward:

Fine.