Ask Them: Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Co.
Special thanks to Brokenshardsofmyheart99 for being my beta!
Disclaimer: Located in the last chapter!
Ladyasile: Welcome back! Here we are again with the entire cast of Inuyasha! Last time we all had a bit of a fight scene… And then I got sick, but no one cares about that…
Inuyasha: Damn right! Let's answer the questions already, so we can all return to our homes in the wilderness!
Ladyasile: Sure… We all have homes in the wilderness. -sweat drops-
Well, Chaseha-Wing asks: "Why is Kagome still alive? Inuyasha, you could do so much better! Look at all your yaoi fan fics, they're beautiful and you usually wind up happy. Just ditch Kagome and hang out with Koga. You two are a nice couple. And Jakosu always liked you! He's prettier than Kagome too!"
Kagome: What? Who wouldn't want me alive and well?
Naraku: Plenty of people, idiot! -sticks out tongue-
Inuyasha: Koga?! Are you joking?
Everyone: …
Ladyasile: There are plenty of yaoi stories out there… What do you say, Inuyasha?"
Inuyasha: … Can I still seme?
Ladyasile: We'll have to leave that to the audience to respond. So, what do you all say? Should Inuyasha be seme, or is he destined to be uke? You decide!
Sesshomaru: Like hell he should be seme! He's a half-demon!
Miroku: He's still a male…
Ladyasile: Next question! It's from KoRny666... I still miss your Naruto cast question thing!! Question: "Inuyasha, would you ever go out with Kagome? I mean, you two would make an awesome couple (not as awesome as Ichigo and Rukia from Bleach but let's not go there :P) Miroku, maybe if you stopped perving on Sango she might go out with you, I'm just saying and I'll probably get slapped by Sango for saying that...
Naraku, just go die and, if Kikyou's there, you can go and die too 'cause you both annoy the living hell outta me!"
Kagome: Someone who doesn't hate me! Thanks so much!
Inuyasha: Shut up! This is my question! Mine! And… I will only go out with her if she stops saying that word!
Miroku: What word?
Inuyasha: The evil word!
Miroku: Not following, Inuyasha.
Kagome: He means "sit".
-Inuyasha falls face flat to the floor-
Naraku: Stupid!
Sango: Finally someone gets it! I would go out with him, if it wasn't for his pervy ways.
Miroku: I have a chance! Thanks for that! -Hand slowly creeps toward Sango-
Ladyasile: I'm not counting on that to last long…
Kikyo: I'm dead… I just still walk among the living. I agree about Naraku, though. I will be the one to kill him… -Keeps on talking-
Naraku: Duh! I know I should die! Why don't these idiots do it already? Even I want myself dead! I'm just afraid of suicide and red stop signs!
Ladyasile: What a crazy cast… Next question! This is from Howls-Princess-loves-EdwardRoy.
Question: "Inuyasha...you are a wuss. (that wasn't the question, just a statement), why do you let Kagome push you around? Miroku...do you have a phone number? what is it?"
Inuyasha: I'm famous! Everyone's said something to me! -faints for five minutes-
Kagome: He's like that because I've got him whipped! MWUHAHAHAHA!!! -starts choking-
Ladyasile: Miroku, care to answer?
Miroku: -looks at Inuyasha and Kagome- Why not? My phone number is 000-897-5733-9877-9274! And then you have to do a ritual to summon up a demon, and if you win in a fight against it, then you will have my true phone number!
Everyone: -sweat drops-
Ladyasile: That's weird… Well, another random fan girl wants to know if Sesshomaru and Inuyasha wear underwear! Let's find out!
-All the lights go off-
Sesshomaru: What's going on? Who the hell is yanking off my clothes? Hey! Let go! DAMN! GIVE IT--
-All the lights turn on-
Ladyasile: Now I know… Inuyasha wears a newspaper underneath his pants. And Sesshomaru wears… Oh! We have to go now! That's the end for now. Remember to vote whether Inuyasha remains seme, uke, or celibate for the rest of his life! Bye! Thanks for all the lovely questions!
-Sesshomaru hurries off the stage with his clothes messy-
