Ask Them: Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Co.
Disclaimer: First chapter!
Special thanks to Brokenshardsofmyheart99 for her beta work!
he he he... dat waz good... he he he...
Well 1st, me iz gonna say, SESSHYS HAIR IS BETTA DEN YOURS!
-phew- now dat dat iz ovr wit, Inuyasha why da hell do you keep going aftr Clay Pot, Kikio?
-i mean shes dead rite? I mean, you have beautiful women around you, take SANGO for an example.
- no offence 2 Kagome, she can have Roku... he he he-
You 'n' Sango wod make a grate couple! Hay Kags i have a better idea! dump Roku and Go with Fluffy-My-Love (Sesshomaru-du-)
He he anywayz, I LOVE U FLUFFY-MY-LOVE!
Now u bettr anser me Inuyasha evil eyes--daggers--glare dat will freez hell over-
OK?
Ladyasile: That, my audience and guests, is from MadChick. Thank you for reviewing and asking questions! It's much appreciated! Though someone else (you know who you are) did say it was good.
So, it's time for the cast to answer!
Sesshomaru: Hm, it's nice to be appreciated. Thank you for the comment. -Strokes his hair-
Inuyasha: -Watery eyes- B-but I w-wanted to have p-pretty hair! -Cries-
Naraku: Idiot! Answer the question! -Slaps Inuyasha-
Inuyasha: Hm… Kikyo is a clay pot? Wow, I always thought she was a person… Can I put flowers in her?
-Everyone sweat drops and hangs their heads-
Ladyasile: I don't think MadChick meant it that way at all… Well, will you dump Kikyo?
Inuyasha:… Why not? Everyone doesn't like her, right?
Kikyo: -Glares at Inuyasha- No one will love you! -Runs out of the stage and into a brick wall-
Everyone:…
Ladyasile: So will you go out with Sango?
Sango: I'm not sure I want to go out with him…
Inuyasha: Why? I-I can change, Sango! -Gets on his knees in front of Sango-
Miroku: You're not dating, Inuyasha!
-Inuyasha gets up and goes backstage to get a cookie-
Kagome: I'd love to go out with Sesshomaru! He's cuter anyway!
-Kagome hugs Sesshomaru-
Sesshomaru: Get away! I'm not dating you!
Naraku: No one's going to help the dead girl? -Points to Kikyo-
-Everyone shakes their head-
Inuyasha: Cookies taste good. Hm, so I'm not dating? Hm, then I might as well go look for Koga and ask him out!
Ladyasile: So… Sure. Though the audience and reviewers haven't voted whether you will be seme, uke, or celibate. So, don't rush it!
Sesshomaru: He would rush it.
Ladyasile: Well, he didn't hear you. So, here's a question from a random fan boy… Yes, a boy! He wants to know if Naraku can eat twenty wedding cakes. Naraku?
Naraku:… Sure, why not? Bring out the cakes!
-Wedding cakes appear in front of Naraku-
Naraku: Looks delicious! -Begins to eat cakes-
Ladyasile: Well, that's it for now! Remember to vote if you think Inuyasha should be sems, uke, or celibate! And can you guess how many wedding cakes Naraku can eat? If you do, then you'll be able to appear in the next show with the cast! And remember to leave your wonderful questions and dares, if you want! Thank you!
