Ask Them: Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Co.
Disclaimer: First chapter!
Special thanks to Brokenshardsofmyheart99 for her beta work!
MadChick: thangz, U DID MY DARE THINGIE!
-hugs-
any way bye
-i love u Fluffy my love-
RandomGuy: Yo, wa sup?
Any way, heres a dare 4 Yasha,
I dare u 2 kiss sango (Sango has to agree). You 2 have go out 4 least 1 chapter.
(got da idr of madchick, i no her, she rox)
also, Lord Sesshomaru, heres a Question 4 ya
'wat da hel hapnd 2 u to make u so... cold, emotioless? Are u emo? oh yer haw da hel do u get so many babes chanin ya?'
cya, from RandomGuy
Mary2013: Why don't Kagome and Inuyasha go out w/each other? And Sesshy w/Kagura, and Naraku w/Kikyo, and Sango w/Miroku?
Miki-Teh-Goddess: Hello Miki here! Being Lazy and not logging in WOOT!
SO Here's my question.
My question is for... SANGO!
First off: You rock. You are FAR more level headed than I am, monk would be dead right now, were I you. BUT I CAN BALANCE MORE BOOKS ON MY HEAD THAN YOU! So... I'm more level headed... Huh. Well here's my question HOW CAN YOU CONTAIN YOURSELF FROM KILLING THE HENTAI MONK?!?!?!!? The baka...
Kikyo: Go to Hell, ALONE!
Inuyasha: YOU ARE ALSO A BAKA!
About the Inu thing: INUYASHA SHOULD BE STRAIT! Because KagInu is just too cute 3
Naraku, I think, can eat around 4 I'LL GET THE FIZZY STOMACH SETTLERS! LOL, this ought to be interesting
Brokenshardsofmyheart99: (isn't that my name? xD) asks: Why can't Sesshy-Fluffy-sama get with Kagome? But, whatever. I THINK that Inu-chan should be bi. xD But that's just me. xP Don't be mean. Oh, and Naraku...GO YOU. Wedding cakes are yummy. xD (I'm oh-so-totally hyper!) Oh, and Ladyasile...HI!!!! xD
Ladyasile: Hello! Welcome to our show this evening, or whenever you read this… I will get to the questions and dares soon enough. Firstly, this has been a difficult week for me and others here. My teacher died this past Monday, and I still haven't gotten past the shock of it. So, I'm sorry if this show won't be as funny or entertaining. Anyway, let's get to them now!
-Everyone looks at the questions-
Ladyasile: Thanks, MadChick! Your comments and questions are always welcomed!
Sesshomaru: … Hm, I suppose I can say thank you. -Flashes a small, thin smile-
Inuyasha: I got to do what to Sango?!
Sango: … With Inuyasha? Well, I suppose I can go out with him for now… It'll only be for a ten minutes though!
Inuyasha: I know were we can go! -Stands up with Sango-
-Both leave the show and go outside, and cameras are following them-
Sango: So where are we going?
Inuyasha: Let's go to the circus and eat cotton candy!
Sango: … I guess. Um, am I suppose to kiss you right now?
Inuyasha: You want to?
-Both look into each other's eyes and…-
Sango: GROSS! You just burped inside my mouth!
Inuyasha: Well, you shouldn't have had your mouth opened, stupid!
-Both get their weapons ready and start fighting-
Ladyasile: I think that is why they never hang out… I mean, even Miroku… No, not really…
-Miroku glares at Ladyasile-
Ladyasile: Um, Sesshomaru! Your questions!
Sesshomaru: I'd rather you die now, but then I won't be able to show my loyal fans my beautiful face. Well, RandomGuy, I have many women after me because I have the attitude and look for it. Every man should have it. Not to mention, having your own show and being one of the major characters in it helps too.
Kagome: Stuck-up much?
Shippo: Shut up Kagome! Hey, Sango came back… Without Inuyasha…
Ladyasile: Welcome back, Sango. Uh, where's Inuyasha?
Sango: In the hospital. They will release him soon enough.
Sesshomaru: Can I finish answering my questions now?!
Everyone: …
Sesshomaru: Thought so. Ahem, so where was I? Ah, yes. Well… I always wanted to be emo. And honestly, my father never hugged me as a child. He always went away, and I was left alone with no one but my servants and my valuable possessions! -Starts crying hysterically-
Ladyasile: There, there… You're still famous and sexy, Sesshomaru. A lot of people love you, and would do anything for you. -Pats Sesshomaru on the head-
Sesshomaru: -Looks at Ladyasile- Anything?
Ladyasile: Yes… Why?
Sesshomaru: -Stands up- I want a gift for this holiday you humans enjoy so much.
Kagome: Christmas?
Sesshomaru: Shut up, wench! Yes, I want a gift for Christmas!
Ladyasile: You're barking up the wrong tree here. I'm flat broke! Either the audience or the reviewers will have to give you gifts…
Jaken: You have no money? You promised us money!
Ladyasile: Really? Did I? -Presses button and a white gas hits Jaken, making him go to sleep-
Miroku: You can be scary at times…
Ladyasile: Your point?
Sesshomaru: I will go out with Kagura, if you give me a gift!
Sango: Miroku might have better manners than the mutt.
Koga: That's my word, and it's copyrighted by me!
Ladyasile: No, it's not.
Koga: …I'll make it! -Runs away-
Naraku: Yuck! The beautiful me with clay pot? Heck no!
Ladyasile: I'm sure you all recall Kikyo running into a wall last time… Well, she's in the hospital too!
Kikyo: I have returned.
Naraku: Sigh. Too bad.
Kagome: Hm, Inuyasha… I'd love to go out with him!
Inuyasha: … I thought I was gay. -Walks in with a limp-
Ladyasile: Oh, Sango, you have a question!
Sango: Um, well, deep down I like Miroku… He may be a pervy man, but love is what helps me to not kill the hentai monk. I probably should go with someone else, though.
Miroku: I still have a chance! Come on, people, put in a good word for me!
Naraku: As if.
Miroku: Hey, shouldn't you be eating cakes?
Ladyasile: Yeah, you are!
Naraku: Brainless idiots!
Kagome: Watch your tongue with Ladyasile or you'll be thrown into the bathroom with that weird monster in there!
Ladyasile: I think you're high, Kagome.
Kikyo: Yet another one that hates me. I am in hell! -Cries-
Sesshomaru: At least, you had a childhood!
Inuyasha: -Reads questions- I'm straight now? Can't I be bi? And how am I a baka?
Ladyasile: Well, from what we deduced, Naraku ate four cakes… Weird, that it is the same amount… Well, we have a winner!! Miki-Teh-Goddess, you will appear in the next show! I'll send you the details and other bothersome stuff!
Inuyasha: hey! Pat attention to me!
Ladyasile: Do we have anymore dares, requests, comments, etc.?
Inuyasha: LISTEN TO ME!
Ladyasile: Hi, Brokenshardsofmyheart99!!
Sesshomaru: Why? Because I can not bring myself to like that human woman, and I think she has a thing for my idiotic brother.
Inuyasha: I'm bi now? I'm confused…
Naraku: You always are. And yes, I do rock! Brokenshardsofmyheart99, thank you for agreeing with me on wedding cakes… They were really tasty!
Ladyasile: Ah, here's a dare from a random fan girl. She dares Miroku to run around the world, no matter how long it takes! Go, Miroku!
Miroku: Are you serious?!
Ladyasile: YES! GO!
Miroku: -Get up and begins to run- See you in three weeks!
Ladyasile: Well, that's it for now! Boy, was this long! Well, remember to vote for whether Inuyasha should be celibate, straight, seme, or uke! We have one vote for him to remain straight, and another for him to be bi! And, since Sesshomaru is bugging me, remember to bring him a present! And keep sending your questions, dares, comments, and whatever else you want! Thanks for everything!! Cookies and candy for all!! And plushies!! BYE! See you next year!
