Ask Them: Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Co.
Disclaimer: First chapter!
Special thanks to Brokenshardsofmyheart99 for her beta work!
Kittyb78:
Okay Bankotsu who would be your ideal woman Kagome or Sango and why? Also if not one of them then please describe your idea of the perfect woman for you.
Inu stay straight and marry Kikyo!
Kagome give dating Hojo or Bankotsu a chance.
Sango give dating Bankotsu or Sesshomaru a chance.
Sesshomaru here is your gift hands Sesshomaru a book of literature I am sure you will enjoy it.
Shippo and Rin here are your bags of candy hands the children candy
Naraku you should try either the pineapple upside down cake, or the strawberry shortcake.
Kouga keep your promise and marry Aayame!
Miroku stop being a lech and a woman will be more likely to date you.
Ladyasile can I be a guest?
Jaken be nicer to Rin!
Jakotsu you get a puppy hands Jakotsu a puppy now you have your own puppy ears.
Hojo if Kagome won't date you then why not try Ayume? Yuke? or Eri?
Crushing on Inu:
I've got a question for Inu! Do you have a phone number?!?!?!?!?! I've got a question for everyone! Why are Naraku and Kykio not ded yet!
I've got a question for Miroku... why are you SO perverted?...
Chaseha-Wing:
y the hell is Kekyo being burned so much? common people, she's powerful, insane, came back from the dead, smart, ptretty and is in love with Inuyasha. So inuyasha, if u want to be with her, she is the only one which u can be strait for. Kagome grr grr on the other hand, sucks arsenal! look, Kag, u don't do anything, ur a constant thorn in Inuyasha's side, u FORCE him to stay withthose beads (which u proved in the 3rd movie) and, UR SO NEEDY! but don't worry Kagome, do these basic steps and u wont be useless any more.
1.) dig a hole in a grave yard.
2.) knock urself out with that shovel.
3.) let Naraku barry u alive.
4.) once u sufficate to death, don't come back to life.
Ok now that that's over with, here's my question (my this is a lond review) Jakotsu, if u can have Inuyasha as ur uke, would u treat him with love and respect and not cut him up anymore, please? (sorry inuyasha, but ur uke)
Ladyasile: Hi! Welcome back to our show! Well, it's been a long time, but we are ready to do what we always do!
Naraku: That's right! Take over the world! MWUHAHAHA!
Everyone: …
Ladyasile: Tempting, but no. -Naraku pouts- We are back with questions and a special guest!! Mikiness-Teh-Goodess ended up winning the contest with how many cakes Naraku was able to eat. So, here's our special guest!
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: Hi!
Inuyasha: You smell like cookies.
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: And you smell like shame and annoyance!
Kagome: You should be nice, Inuyasha!
Kanna: Nice is good.
-Mikiness-Teh-Goodess hides behind Kagome-
Kagome: What's wrong?
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: She is so creepy…
Ladyasile: We get that a lot… From the people backstage. Sit down next to Shippo if you want.
-Mikiness-Teh-Goodess eyes Shippo suspiciously-
Shippo: Hm? I'm not going to bite your head off. -Smiles evilly-
Ladyasile: How about sitting next to Kikyo?
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: Meep!
Kikyo: Hm?
Sango: I don't think sitting her down next to Kikyo is a good idea. How about next to Rin? Or me?
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: I pick Sesshomaru. -Moves chair next to Sesshomaru-
Sesshomaru: Let me guess… You're attracted to me and my beauty.
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: Well, sort of. You just happens to be one of my favorite characters!
Ladyasile: Well, hopefully we're done with the sitting arrangements. Okay, let's hear from Miroku! He's currently in Denmark!
-A television set is brought out-
Miroku: Well, I'm not sure where I am. I'm cold, hungry, sleepy, and lonely.
Ladyasile: Great to hear from you! Bye, and hope to see you soon!
Miroku: No! I need help and- -The television turns off-
Ladyasile: He sounds like he's having fun! Now, let's got to the questions! Mikiness-Teh-Goodess, please begin!
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: Kittyb78 wants to know what would be Bankotsu's ideal woman.
Bankotsu: Well, neither Kagome or Sango are my type. I prefer a woman that is smart, gentle, and into bloodshed. If you fit in that category, then you're welcomed to be my woman!
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: Next. Inuyasha, according to Kittyb78, you have to stay straight. And Kagome, try giving Hojo a chance.
Inuyasha: You people confuse me! I'm going to go and drink milk until I pass out! -Storms off-
Naraku: What a drama queen.
Kagome: Well, I would like to date Hojo, but he's sort of…
Hojo: Hi Kagome!
Koga: Back off! She's mine!
Kagome: Um, now what?
Ladyasile: Your mess, your trouble, keep us out of it.
Hojo: Let's settle this!
Koga: Duh. So what should we do?
Hojo: Paper, rock, scissors!
-Both start playing-
Sango: I think I'd prefer to date Sesshomaru, but he doesn't want me. I think he likes someone else.
Sesshomaru: I do. Thanks for realizing. And Kittyb78, your gift will put to good use. -Looks at Jaken-
Rin and Shippo: Thank you, Kittyb78!!
Rin: I hope it wasn't too much trouble for you.
Shippo: Candy!!
Naraku: OMG! Yes, Strawberry Shortcake! I love it. It feels like there's an explosion in my mouth. We should get together and talk about cakes.
Ladyasile: Kittyb78, if you want to be a guest, then you are fully welcomed! How about next show? Contact me if you can.
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: I agree with Kittyb78! Jaken be nicer to Rin or else!
Jaken: Yes, Mikiness-Teh-Goodess! -Cowers in the corner-
Jakotsu: A puppy! Thanks so much! Hm… I promise not to harm Inuyasha…? -Shifts eyes-
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: Next reviewer! Crushing on Inu want your phone number, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: -Comes back with milk- Phone?
Sesshomaru: He's too poor to afford one.
Inuyasha: -Slurring- I'm poor? I have money? Where am I? -Passes out-
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: Good question! Why aren't Kikyo and Naraku dead yet?
Naraku: No idea. Let's kill us now!
Sesshomaru: Gladly. -Stands up-
Kikyo: What's the point? Everyone hates me! -Starts crying hysterically-
Shippo: Off with their heads!
Rin: I know they're evil, but…
Naraku: Wait!
-Everyone stops-
Naraku: I'm evil? Since when?
Sango: Since the beginning of the show!
Naraku: The show! Idiots, it's television, not real life!
Ladyasile: Yeah, no killing allowed in here. Sit and answer question! Ah, Miroku is up next! Miroku answer why you are a pervert.
Miroku: -Comes up on the television screen- Guys, I need money. They won't let me pass through unless I hand over money.
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: You have to answer the question first. Meep!
Miroku: I'm not sure why I'm a pervert. My dad?
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: Hm… Meep.
Shippo: I thought you were suppose to be Mickey Mouse, like it almost sounds in your name.
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: -Mikiness-Teh-Goodess begins to chase Shippos around- No one calls me Mickey Mouse and gets away with it!
Kikyo: Chaseha-Wing, thank you for your kindness. And yes, I do still love Inuyasha.
Sang: Too bad he's passed out, or else he would know that he can be straight for you.
Kagome: How awful! I do help. I… Offer my assistance by…
Naraku: USELESS!
Kagome: -Starts crying-
Naraku: Let's go to a graveyard!
Jakotsu: Have Inuyasha as my uke? I'd love too! I would-
-Jakotsu gets cut off-
Ladyasile: Unfortunately, this is rated T, not M. So protect your innocent ears. And Mikiness-Teh-Goodess and Shippo are still running around. So far, I think many are rooting for Inuyasha to be uke and straight! Those two are leading the votes. I'll see you all next time! Leave your reviews and comments, please!
Mikiness-Teh-Goodess: -Stops chasing Shippo with a chainsaw- Wait, don't you usually have like a crazy dare from a random fan person?
Naraku: Yeah, what is it this time?
Sesshomaru: Something strange.
Ladyasile: Hm… Let me check my laptop. -Checks laptop- Here's one! Bankotsu has to drink several bottles of hot sauce!
Bankotsu: Meh, it couldn't hurt. -Begins to drink them-
Hojo: I win!
Koga: Damn this game!
Hojo: Kagome, want to go out?
Kagome: Um…
