Ask Them: Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Co.
Disclaimer: First chapter!
Special thanks to Brokenshardsofmyheart99 for her beta work!
Leiko Urameshi: This is funny D Good work
(I actually did something lik this before too, Called yu Yu Hakusho Q & A time, then later Inuyasha Q & A time) I've always liked Q & A fics so great job!
Chaseha-Wing: ah, jaotsu was cut off... and he forgot to mention if he wouldn't cut him up anymore... oh well... INUYASHA'S A UKE DREAM, SO HE HAS TA BE GAY (or bi) bi?... hey that would shut everyone up, making him bii, that way he could love kikyo, and Jakotsu at the same time, because Naraku's killed kagome... u r dead right? TAKES THOSE STEPS I MENTIONED EARLIER! see, already ur being useless by not doing what a person asked, u probally can't even make tea!
ok time for question, Kouga, what do u think when u see Kagome with inuyasha? Is it possible u might like him instead of her and that's y u get mad? think about it u even have pet names for each other. And Inuyasha is much prettier then her when he's in his human form... speaking of which... 3, 2... 1 new moon!
Ladyasile: Hi! Welcome back!! Sorry for being out so long. Anyway, guess what?
Naraku: Kagome's dead? Damn, she's sitting next to me!! Move!! -pushes Kagome's chair away-
Kagome: Stop! -slaps Naraku-
Naraku: You didn't have to hit me!! -cries-
Sango: Behave, you two!
Ladyasile: Thanks for that, Sango. Anyway, we have a special guest today. And… My big brother is getting married!!
Sesshomaru: Why should we cheer? We don't know your brother.
Inuyasha: He's right. Is he a demon too?
Bankotsu: No, he's a human. So who's the guest?
Ladyasile: Please welcome kittyb78 to the show!!
-Applause-
Kittyb78: Hi!
Ladyasile: It's so awesome to have you on the show!! I'm so glad we have so much in common too. So, where would you like to sit?
Kittyb78: Next to Bankotsu, if that's okay.
Bankotsu: Sure, it is.
Kittyb78: I also brought gifts for you all. Bankotsu gets some polish for his Banryu, Jaken gets some salve for obvious reasons, Sesshomaru gets books, candy for the kids, Kagome gets some books to help her with her math homework, Naraku gets a notebook with cake recipes, Inuyasha gets ramen, Sango gets a leash to keep a hold of Miroku, and Kikyo get a needle and a thread to sew her mouth shut.
Bankotsu: I knew I was going to like you.
Inuyasha: Can you make it for me?
Jaken: Thank you so much! -cries-
Sesshomaru: Books are good to read… -looks at Jaken with a smirk-
Kagome: Finally! I have help!
Naraku: Cakes!!
Sango: Somehow I'm not sure the monk will behave with this… Couldn't hurt, right?
Miroku: Yup, it won't hurt!
Kikyo: …
Kittyb78: And for Ladyasile… -takes out gift-
Ladyasile: Vampire movie!! I always wanted to see from Dusk till Dawn!! -hugs-
All: Thanks, kittyb78!!
Ladyasile: Now, I believe we have some questions! Aw, thanks, Leiko Urameshi!!
Inuyasha: I agree with Chaseha-Wing! I want to be bi now!!
Naraku: Good for you. Me? Kill Kagome? I would love to, but she keeps escaping!!
Kittyb78: You really are bloodthirsty at times, huh?
Naraku: I do what I do. -laughs evilly-
Kittyb78: Yeah…
Miroku: Naraku, shut up. You're scaring our beautiful guest! -turns to Kittyb78- Would you bear my children?
Kittyb78: -hits Miroku with a martial arts move- No thanks! And did I forget to mention that I'm totally annoyed by perverts?
Miroku: Yes…
Sango: Might as well put the leash on him.
Kagome: I am not useless! I can totally make and serve tea! I'm not an idiot!!
Naraku: That's right! You're a useless idiot!
Kagome: Yes, I'm a… Wait! What?
Kouga: Love the mutt?! No way!!
Kittyb78: What do you think Bankotsu?
Bankotsu: The wolf loves the mutt. So obvious.
Kittyb78: You're just polishing your Banryu…
Bankotsu: Here. -hands Kittyb78 a necklace with a sapphire gem-
Kittyb78: Aw, thanks! It's so beautiful!!
Kouga: Let's focus on the question! I'm not in love with him! How can I be? I love Kagome!!
Sesshomaru: So you say. Every time you come across them, you fight with Inuyasha. You two always fight, get on each other, touch each other… What more proof do you need?
Inuyasha: You… love me?
Kouga: No! -blushes-
Ladyasile: Stop pretending. Kouga, you like him. I'm sure Inuyasha feels the same way… Maybe. So, what other questions? Oh, Inuyasha, you're going to turn human!
Inuyasha: -turns human- Aw, great. Now I have to stay up and watch out for aliens from outer space!
All: …?
Kouga: You're weird and stupid. -grabs Inuyasha's hand and leaves with him-
Kittyb78: Now what?
Ladyasile: Jakotsu?
Jakotsu: I'm going to kill the wolf! -runs after Kouga and Inuyasha with Bankotsu's sword-
Bankotsu: Jakotsu, that's mine!
Ladyasile: … Please leave reviews, questions, etc. I guess we'll be back as soon as everyone calms down. So, enjoy watching Jaken dance! Jaken, dance!
Jaken: Ah…
