Ask Them: Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Co.


Disclaimer: First chapter!

Special thanks to Brokenshardsofmyheart99 for her beta work!


trfan16:

ok ur story kicks ass! its so funny! i have a question for Inuyasha and Kagome. If u guys mated and had kids, what features would u want them to have?? Personally, I want all them to have Inuyasha's kick ass doggie ears.

kittyb78: hugs Bankotsu back
so what is everyones favorite type of popcorn?
Mine is extra buttery.
How about Kouga and Ayame have to dance together next time?

Chaseha-Wing: yay, I got invited to the party hitsKagome with a pillow until she's not moving, then checks her pulse. She's alive . Now, what what should be my next question... Sesshomaru, I've been wondering this for a while, but r u... afraid of Inuyasha? I heard when people hate things it's because they don't understand it, and don't wish to show their fear. so instead they show anger at the thing/person.
and, if Kagome were awake, I'd ask her to please stay away from the yyh fanfics. I'm getting really sick of seeing u in there with a pairing. So let me say this as nicly as I can: If I see u in a pairing with Kurama again, I'll rip out ur throat with his rose whip -. Understood?
oh well, whatever. thanks for letting me join the fiesta. here Naraku have a cake gives Naraku a cake

Howls-Princess-loves-EdwardRoy: ...I'm so confused...
Great tho! yay!
...are u still even writing this

teardrop wolf: I have question that you may not be able to answer, but i'll give it a shot anyways.
#1: I've got a friend that likes Sesshomaru and will not STFU about him! How can I shut her up without her hating me even more?
#2: I'm an outcast and everyone hates me, how can I get friends for longer than 1 day?


Ladyasile: So, it's been awhile, huh? Well, for this segment only, things are going to be a little different. We will answer all the questions first, and then something a bit unexpected.

Sesshomaru: If we're on a tight schedule, then let's wrap this up as fast as possible.

Ladyasile: Well, you have a point…

Sesshomaru: Don't I always? So the first comment or question is by trfan16.

Kagome: Inuyasha, it's for us both! Well, yes, I'd want them to have Inuyasha's ears! And his eyes, too! But I want them to have my hair.

Inuyasha: If they have my ears, people will treat them differently. I don't want them to have that. I think I'd like them to look like Kagome more than me.

Ladyasile: That's really sweet and touching, Inuyasha. I wish discrimination didn't exist.

Naraku: For your birthday, maybe. Next question! It's from Kittyb78. My favorite type of popcorn? I do love buttery popcorn!

Kagome: I like caramel popcorn.

Inuyasha: Hm… What's popcorn? Wait, it's the thing we ate last time, right? I like the one that's light on butter!

Sesshomaru: The same as Naraku.

Koga: Whatever Kagome picked!

Ayame: Whatever Koga picked!

Bankotsu: I agree with Kittyb78. I love extra buttery popcorn.

Shippo: I don't think I have a favorite.

Jakotsu: What did Inuyasha pick?

Kikyo: I like any kind.

Ladyasile: I think I might agree with Kikyo here. There's tons of flavors, and I've tired mot of them.

Naraku: Next question or comment! HA! Kagome got hit with a pillow! Take out your poking sticks! -Takes out a stick with something coming out of it-

Ladyasile: What's that coming out of it?

Naraku: Oh, it's, uh… Fine! It would shock her if I poked her with it! Gosh, you never let me kill! You're so mean!

Ladyasile: Next question from Chaseha-Wing.

Sesshomaru: You're asking if I'm afraid of Inuyasha? Are you crazy? No! I will never fear anyone but the monster in my closet that can never die!

Naraku: So, Chaseha-Wing, if you see Kagome in a YYH story with Kurama as a lover… You will kill her? Christmas came early! I love you! Now to get someone to write that… I get a cake from you? You're the best!! I'd hug you right now if you weren't backstage at the moment.

Ladyasile: How'd you know where our guests are?

Naraku: Like you can actually hide them from us. Next question or comment! Howls-Princess-loves-EdwardRoy!

Ladyasile: Confused? How are you confused? Well, thanks! And yes, I'm still writing this. Nice to hear from you again, buddy!

Inuyasha: Next up is teardrop wolf!

Sesshomaru: You're friend is obsessed with me? Well, that could get annoying. Have you tried changing the topic? If you're always listening, then how do you expect her to be quiet about me? If you have, then get her hooked on something or someone else. Talking about anime or stuff like that is okay, but when you start saying that someone from a book, movie, or anime is your soul mate or even boyfriend… That's when you have to draw the line! Thinking that an anime or someone from an anime can save you or help you is not healthy. Focus more on real life, not the fictional characters that you love. That's my advice on this, though.

Naraku: Being an outcast is hard, take it from me. Why does everyone hate you? There has to be a reason for it, so think about that. As for gaining friends for more than one day, have you tried giving as much as you expect to get in return? If that's not the case, then you can always try seeking others instead of waiting for them to come to you. Waiting works at times, but there's only a slim chance. Make sure that you are yourself, and stay on alert when seeking someone else out. Everyone has their opinions, everyone is different, so there will be things that you may not like in others. However, they have to be your friend too, so they may not like some things about you too. Friendship is something that is created over time, and you have to have trust, honesty, loyalty, and allocation between the two of you. Being friends with someone is something that has a lot of meaning. That's why you have to throw yourself out there; your friend in waiting may not be as adventurous as you. Hope that helps you!

Ladyasile: Alright, then… Now for the main event in this thing! Bring out our guests!

-The door opens, revealing several people-

Kittyb78: So are we ready?

Chaseha-Wing: I think everything is set.

Ladyasile: Wait… I think we're forgetting something.

Kittyb78: The lights!

-The lights get turned off and we all hide-

-Ten minutes later…-

Inuyasha: Did anyone even tell him?

Kagome: My head still hurts…

Naraku: Damn, she woke up!

Ladyasile: Wasn't Jaken suppose to tell him? Where is Jaken?

Shippo: I'll go look for him!

Kittyb78: Wasn't Jaken addicted to the video games?

Sesshomaru: Another addict? Someone besides Inuyasha, kill me now!

Inuyasha: Damn!

Chaseha-Wing: What games?

Kittyb78: The Tomb Raider games.

Shippo: I found Jaken playing with him. So I told them both to come here. And we should probably hide right now!

-We scurry off to hide-

Trfan16: So why did the want us here for? And why is everything dark?

-The lights turn on again-

Everyone: Surprise! Happy Birthday!

Jaken: You remembered? I'm so happy!

Sesshomaru: You better like it, trfan16! I had to give up my favorite cartoons for this.

Trafan16: … I do like it! Wow, this is awesome! You guys remembered my birthday!

Jaken: I thought they remembered mine. -Jaken cries-

Ladyasile: Yup! We all brought you gifts too. Hope you like them. So now… Let's start the party!

Chaseha-Wing: Shouldn't he blow out the candles first?

Kittyb78: He should. Come on, before the candles melt.

-We gather around trfan16-

Everyone: Happy Birthday, trfan16!!

-trafan16 smiles and blows out the candles-

Koga: What did you wish?

Chaseha-Wing: He can't say unless you don't want it to come true.

Inuyasha: So now what?

-Naraku picks up a soda bottle, shakes it up, and opens it, spraying us all-

Naraku: PARTY!!

Sesshomaru: Let's eat cake and whatever food is left since Inuyasha ate most of it.

-We look at the food-

Ladyasile: Should've brought more. Sorry about that.

Trfan16: It's okay. So who wants cake?

Naraku: I do!

Ladyasile: So, we're going to celebrate this a little longer now. However, we're going to go back to our sleepover next time! So, leave questions or comments over anything, okay? Thanks for reading!!


A/N: Sorry for cutting this short, people. My fingers are slightly burned and I have a couple of cuts on them, so I'm not able to type much at the moment. Thanks for reading!