Ask Them: Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Co.
Disclaimer: First chapter!
Special thanks to Brokenshardsofmyheart99 for her beta work!
Ladyasile: Alright, we're going to skip right to the questions right now and then the continuation of the slumber party. However, I'd like to state that we are still trapped inside the closet. Naraku fell asleep and I'm not letting anyone break down my closet door if they don't intend on repaying me for it!
Sesshomaru: We'll die soon if we do not get out, you know.
Bankotsu: Listen to him for once! I'm so thirsty.
Ladyasile: First we'll answer questions from… Trfan16!
Trfan16: I just asked one question… Why did Naraku have to lock us in here?
Inuyasha: He fell asleep so we can't ask him.
Koga: He'd just say that he wanted to take over the show, or that it was amusing. And how are you going to pay for the 500 pizzas?
Ladyasile: I wish this was Naruto. I could use genjutsu or something, I may have to ask you all for money since I'm dirt poor.
Sesshomaru: You're making everyone nervous, so let's go to the next set of questions by… Silverwing X Moonrise.
I bet that colission wont be good XP
Love it and thanx for answering my questions.
throws a cookie at fluffy and it bounces off his head XD haha.
give naraku a cake
Ladyasile: No problem. The entire point of this is to answer any questions any Inuyasha fans might have. You all are what drives this to keep on going. Thank you!
Sesshomaru: -Starts chasing the cookie that bounced off his head- Cookie!
-Outside the closet-
Naraku: CAKE! Thanks for that!
Ladyasile: Well, he's happy.
Kagome: But we're still stuck inside.
Jaken: Let's move on to the next set of questions! They're by kittyb78.
Cute. Scolds Naraku You shouldn't lock people in the closet, shame on you! takes away cupcakes Bad Naraku!
rubs feet grumbling being cramped in that closet on my feet has them really sore
Okay time for more questions :D
Lady: Have you ever been to a spa? I haven't but heard it's relaxing.
Bankotsu: Can I braid you hair later?
hands Jakotsu a bag of puppy food. Here feed your puppy Jakotsu.
Inuyasha: Behave or else puppy. Now make a decsion already Kagome or Kikyo?
Sesshomaru: What will you do to celebrate Rin's birthday?
Rin, Jaken, and Shippo: What is your favorite type of video game? Mine's puzzle games.
Kouga and Ayame: When is your wedding?
Jakotsu: What is your favorite type of snake? I like all snakes.
Sango: Where is Kohaku? And how would you feel if he dated Rin after they grew up?
Sesshomaru: How would you feel if Kohaku dated Rin after they grew up?
Bankotsu: What is your opinion of each person or demon here at this party?
okay that's it for now :D
Naraku: Meh. I've still got other people that'll give me cakes, so you suck! It's not like I wanted them anyway, you jerk!
Ladyasile: He sounds sad, but I'm still frustrated with him. A spa? Sadly, no. I'm looking forward to being to one someday.
Bankotsu: Nice of you to ask. If you want, you can braid my hair right now. -Releases his hair-
-Kittyb78 starts braiding Bankotsu's hair as he smiles at her. She smiles at the feel of his silky tresses rubbing against her palms and continues braiding his hair.-
Jakotsu: Thanks! I need puppy food. I've named my puppy Inuyasha II, so now he can eat!
Inuyasha: Choose between Kikyo or Kagome? Now? -Takes out Tetsusaiga and knocks himself out-
Sesshomaru: I want to surprise her, but I can assure you that I will give her the best birthday gift of all.
Rin: I like puzzle games too!
Shippo: Well, honestly, I don't really have one. I like to play stuff like tag and hide-and-go-seek, but pulling pranks is much more fun!
Jaken: I like to play war games!
Koga: Wedding? Already?
Ayame: Yes, Koga! It'll be in the fall. Everyone's invited!
Jakotsu: I like… Anacondas are cute. I like those type of snakes!
Sango: Kohaku is right here.
Kohaku: Hi.
Sango: I think that if he dated Rin, that would be cute.
Sesshomaru: The boy's not much, but he'd better treat her with respect. When she's older, she can make her own choices.
-Kittyb78 finishes braiding Bankotsu's hair and smiles at him. Kittyb78 is surprised as he grabs her moving her before Miroku can grope her. Bankotsu glares a warning at the monk as he pushes Kittyb78 behind him protectively.-
Kittyb78: Thanks. -she kisses his cheek-
Bankotsu: -smiles- You're welcome. -they exchange a quick hug-
Ladyasile: Uh, Bankotsu, you've got a question.
Bankotsu: Mostly, I think they're all nuts.
Ladyasile: Yeah, I get that a lot. Next set! It's from Chaseha-Wing.
Inuyasha, how did u move so fast in episode 1 when u killed Mrs, Centipede? u were asleep for 50 YEARS! fifty god forsaken years! u should of had the worst cramps ever.
Now I'll mock this occasion, by asking Jakotsu something. Jakotsu-kun, I am a very big yaoi fangirl. Would u please kiss Inuyasha on the lips now. with tounge please.
Kagome, ur doom will draw near, muhahaha!
...Naraku, let me out of the closet now, or I'll seriously hurt u, steal ur sacred jewel shards, and banish the rest of the sweets from this slumber party for EVERYONE! including u.
Inuyasha: Blame the creator. There's no way I can move that fast after 50 years of not moving!
Jakotsu: Kiss Inuyasha? -Gets a hold of Inuyasha and kisses him fiercely on the lips. He coaxes Inuyasha's lips apart and begins to explore his mouth with his tongue. He moans as he releases Inuyasha.- Happy?
Inuyasha: That was…
Kagome: I can understand why you hate me, but it's not my fault!
-From outside the closet-
Naraku: Not likely. There's no way you can do that. Why? Because I've invited a throng of demons here, so you can't get out and steal my sweets!
Ladyasile: Next set is by Corn Cob Xov… cool name.
I like this fic. It's funny! I have some dares and questions:
#1 Shesshomaru(?sp) do you chew on shoes like my dog Barren?
#2 Inuyasha: I dare you to eat a tree.
#3 Naraku: Why do you want to take over the world. Seems like a lot of trouble... Oh! and, I dare you to chug a whole gallon of milk at one time, no breaks.
#4 Miroku: I dare you to... Eat my talent show medal (it's a second place I got from the school talent show.)
#5: Kagome: Go jump off a cliff...
#6: Kikyou: -kills Kikyou- STAY DEAD ALREADY WOMAN!
#7: Sango: I dare you to... french Miroku (I'm feeling evil today... o0' Not enought SUGAH!)
Ladyasile: Thank you for the comment.
Sesshomaru: Chew on shoes? That's what my little brother does. Dangle them in front of him and he's all over them in a heartbeat.
Inuyasha: Eat a tree? Fine. -Takes out a tiny tree that's used for decoration and eats it- Done. It tasted weird, though.
Ladyasile: I'm not even going to ask why you had that in your pocket… Was it made in China? Many of the products were high on lead paint… Should we get you checked.
Inuyasha: Crap. -passes out-
Naraku: I heard the question for me! My answer is… It's a lot of work, but someone has to do it. If I don't take over the world, then who will? Chug a gallon of milk? Easy. -Naraku goes to my refrigerator and takes out a gallon of milk and chugs it down in one swallow.-
Ladyasile: Awesome! I don't like plain milk, so thanks for the favor, Naraku!
Kikyo: You shouldn't cheer him up, it'll only encourage him to keep us inside.
Kagura: She's right.
Miroku: Uh, someone care to help me with the medal?
Sango: You're dare, not ours.
Miroku: Fine… I'll eat it with my Wind Tunnel! -The medal goes inside his Wind Tunnel-
Kagome: Don't think that's how it works… Jump of a cliff?
-The door opens and Naraku grabs Kagome-
Naraku: Bye, Kagome! -Tosses her from a nearby cliff that appeared out f nowhere-
Sango: Alright… Let's get this over with, Miroku.
-They begin kissing, then Miroku ruins it by molesting her-
Kikyo: Shouldn't we worry about Kagome? Stay dead? How rude.
Ladyasile: Relax, everyone still lives in my show.
Sesshomaru: It's not yours anymore, since Naraku took over.
Ladyasile: … Damn…
Bankotsu: Next and final set's by Electromagnetic Powers Rule.
I want Inuyasha to remain straight, please!
I hope you have M&M cookies! I love those!
For Sesshomaru's X-mas present, I'll create a twin Tetsusaiga for him to be able to use. :D
I could've sworn that I wrote questions here for your story, but I can't find them in the reviews. Either they somehow didn't go threw to reaching you because of my computer, or something else. But oh well, I guess I could try again.
Questions for Inuyasha:
1.Have you ever wondered if there was a way you could get a Subjugation necklace for Kagome to see how she'd like it if you said a certain word to her over and over? I think you should, that would be funny and payback for all those times she was so mean to you.
2.Instead of someone who's dead like Kikyo and someone who's from the distant future like Kagome, haven't you ever wondered if there's a half-dog demon like you you could be with instead?
Question for Sango:
Have you ever thought of somehow getting a Subjugation for Miroku?
Question for Sesshomaru:
Have you ever thought of asking Rin if she'd like you to be her adopted father instead of just lord?
Question for Rin:
Have you ever wanted Lord Sesshomaru to be your adopted father after so long of being his follower that it was time for a change since of how much he cares for you as if you were his own child?
Question for Bankotsu, Sesshomaru, and Inuyasha:
Why are you three so dang hot!?
I know that there was more, but I can't think of them at the moment and I think this would do, anyhow.
Love this story of yours! It's funny! Since I forgot to put that in the other review that you as well responded to-hope Sessy would love his gift, LOL-I thought I'd put that here so I don't forget again. Keep these chaps. comin'! :)
Ladyasile: It looks like the majority want you straight, Inuyasha.
Sesshomaru: He's still knocked out.
Inuyasha: Woke up…
Sesshomaru: Whoever you are, Electromagnetic Powers Rule… Thank you for the sword. I am now more powerful than anyone else!
-Outside the closet-
Naraku: Damn it! How did that happen? I guess I'll have to let you out so Sesshomaru won't kill me.
Sango: Finally.
-Closet door opens and we begin to get out-
Inuyasha: I love your idea. I'll look into that. Kagome will pay for making me cry! Hm, someone else? Maybe Sesshomaru can help me start looking for someone to date.
Sesshomaru: Little brother… That's the first sensible thing that has come out of that hole in your mouth. I'd be glad to help.
Sango: I've had that thought for a long time now, yet I haven't found a solution.
Sesshomaru: … Rin?
Rin: Father? Or lord? Both sound… I like Father better. -hugs Sesshomaru-
Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, and Bankotsu: Because we are! -All pose like super models-
Ladyasile: Thank you so much for that! Like I said, I love all of your support, questions, and dares. They're the driving force in this. Thank you all!
Trfan16: Wait!
Jakotsu: What?
Trfan16: There's something Inuyasha did, and it was wrong of him to do.
Ladyasile: Oh… Inuyasha, you're in trouble.
Inuyasha: What did I do?
Ladyasile: Ate his birthday cake…
Inuyasha: You were taking too long and I got hungry, got a problem with that?
Trfan16: Yes, I do have a problem with that! I took long because I was getting ready! So tough -BLEEP- if you have to wait! You are impatient and you are a pig! You ruined MY party!!
Inuyasha: Sorry, okay?
Ladyasile: Uh… Let's continue this later, okay? You might be scaring our readers…
Naraku: Yeah… You got a very angry man at your front door… Something about pizzas. What are pizzas?
Ladyasile: … Excuse me?
Naraku: Don't be stupid if you can help it! You heard me.
Sesshomaru: Sounds like your in deep trouble.
Ladyasile: Yeah, things usually come back to bite me in the butt.
Jakotsu: I know how to deal with angry men. Leave it to me.
Sesshomaru: Shouldn't we stop her… I mean, him?
Ladyasile: … You know what, Sesshomaru? Have I ever shown you the sword my brother gave me?
Sesshomaru: … The plan is to ignore this all, isn't it? You're probably going to wind up going to a therapist after this is over.
Jaken: My lord is correct, you know.
Sesshomaru: Shouldn't you be elsewhere, Jaken? You're taking up my breathing air.
Jaken: Yes, Lord Sesshomaru.
Ladyasile: Blocking this all out…
Kagome: That's not very healthy, you know.
Ladyasile: Doesn't matter. If I can survive the other many things I have, then this shouldn't kill me. Anyways, let's stop the show right here. I'd like to sleep later on… Without any of you here.
Shippo: That's mean.
Koga: The little raccoon is right.
Shippo: I'm a fox demon!
Ladyasile: But not my fox demon.
Everyone: …
Sesshomaru: Daydreaming about someone named Kurama again, is she?
Miroku: She does that when she wants to erase her memory.
Ladyasile: It usually works when no one is talking! Anyways… We'll all try to get out of this mess by next time. Thank you all for reading, and as always-
Naraku: GIVE ME CAKES OR DIE!
Ladyasile: Ignore the maniac with the cake fetish, or whatever it is… Where was I? Oh, please leave questions, dares, shout outs, etc. in your lovely reviews. Thank you all!
Sesshomaru: And remember… I'm the sexiest, coolest, and powerful demon of all time. Remember, or else!
Inuyasha: Hey, it's my turn to sleep with Mr. Fluff-fluff, Sesshomaru! Hand him over now! Don't get me angry… I'm not nice when-
Sesshomaru: You ruin everything, Inuyasha… Time for your punishment!
-Lights go out-
