Ask Them: Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, and Co.


Disclaimer: First chapter!

Special thanks to Brokenshardsofmyheart99, who would've checked this if there had been time.


Ladyasile: So there haven't been any updates in quite some time. Sorry for that. I'd give you reasons, but that's hardly why you read this, so I'll spare you. Welcome back!

Naraku: And all that happened in the last five months was… What did happen?

Ladyasile: Something very significant.

Inuyasha: You're not going to tell us?

Ladyasile: No, not right now. We should start with the questions now.

Naraku: Something happened… I remember holding Bankotsu's sword, then nothing. You did something.

Sesshomaru: Let's just get on with the questions. No one wants to hear what you have to say, Naraku. The first questions are from Chaseha-Wing!

After thinking it over, I have finally found a way to kill Kagaome! KAGOME! How how do I kill you for the rest of the fic? same question to you Ladysile. and Inuyasha, can I see what happens when Jakotsu licks ur ear?

Ladyasile: Well, that pretty much gets you killed Kagome. It's a question from a reviewer, and I can't lie or not answer.

Kagome: How rude! Fine, I guess we have to answer… After Inuyasha's question.

Inuyasha: Ha, no one likes you! Hm… I guess you can see, but I don't know why you'd want too. Wait, he's going to lick my ear?!

Jakotsu: I am? Yay! Come here, Inuyasha.

Ladyasile: Yet another chase begins. Answer now, Kagome.

Kagome: There are two ways. The first is to get a Death Note (which ladyasile does not own) and write my name in it.

Ladyasile: And the second is to go directly to the creator herself. That pretty much makes it easier to kill me than you, huh?

Kagome: Yep.

Naraku: Loser. Next up is Izumiko's questions/comments.

Uh... Just to say... Sesshoumaru's so-called 'fluff' or 'tail' is actually neither. The writer of InuYasha, when asked about it, said it was meant to be some armor thin, but got a bit out of control.

Ladyasile: Thank you! That saves me a lot of trouble.

Inuyasha: Why? Sesshomaru would've had to say something about it, not you. You're such a liar.

Ladyasile: Quiet! We have a question regarding that later on. And since I'm not that big of a fan of this anime/manga, I would've had to research it. Here are the rest of the questions and comments.

Dude, I actually called that number . And I'd say InuYasha would be seme...
And now I have a question...
InuYasha, why are you so hung up over Kikyou and Kagome? Can't you see that Miroku would be so much better for you? You would still be seme in the pairing! So go on and have hot yaoi smex with Miroku!
And, Kagome, why are you even on the show? You're annoying and... well... should die! Sango looks a lot more like Kikyou than you do!
And Miroku, why are you always groping Sango? Start groping InuYasha! You two are a great pairing!

Ladyasile: Did anyone answer??

Sesshomaru: The yaoi fans are starting to show up now.

Ladyasile: As it says in my profile, I've got nothing against het, yaoi, or yuri.

Inuyasha: I don't know about Miroku. I mean, I agree with you, Kagome and Kikyo are a lot of trouble at times. Hm, Miroku?

Miroku: Maybe, Inuyasha… Maybe, but I'd still like Sango close by incase we don't make a good couple. Wait, you're seme?!

Sango: Part of actually agrees with you groping Inuyasha and not me, Miroku. I'd never thought I'd say that.

Kagome: I'm not annoying… Am I? Obviously, the creator thought I'd be of some use since I am in the show

Kikyo: The next set of questions are from Electromagnetic Powers Rule.

Sessy and Inu, no need to fight over me! There's plenty to go around! ;)
The Star Trek series are about people from either the 22nd to 24th centuries who explore the universe and much more. It's funny and very entertaining! Data and Trip Tucker are my favs from two of the Star Trek shows, Enterprise and TNG!
Which captain? Picard, Archer, Sisko, Kirk, or Janeway? The shows are really good!
Sure, we could go horseback riding, Bankotsu! I'll race ya! Oh and to make it more easy for you, I talked to Ryo and he said that he'll be happy to go over to your time instead. He'll be able to go into your time because of his mystical armor. Just wait by the well.
I get what you mean! I was a little scared to be in the spotlight too, but I kept telling myself that if they can do it, so can I! And I was never afraid again.
Yeah sure, you two can have the cakes I don't like! Don't want them to go to waste!
Naraku, be nice! Go pick on Kikyo and Kagome instead!
Yeah! I feel sorry for all that too in California, that's gotta suck!
Miroku, you better not just want to go to California for more womenizing, but for the sights and maybe meeting the stars there instead! Unless you like it when Sango beats the crap out of you?
Feel free to ask more questions if you like!

Ladyasile: I better say this now or I'll forget. I'll ask questions again soon. At the moment, there's not enough time. I've got 22 more fan fictions to write.

Sesshomaru: That's right, Inuyasha, stop fighting.

Inuyasha: Whatever.

Ladyasile: I know more about Star Trek now. Thank you for explaining. By the way, we have a favorite character in common. I love Data! He's my favorite from TNG. Back then, I only knew Picard. Now I know who all of them are.

Bankotsu: Awesome! I'll totally beat you!

Rin: Uh, shouldn't you thank Electromagnetic Powers Rule for making it easier to meet your relative?

Bankotsu: You're right, little girl. Thanks! I'll go wait by the well. After I meet him, we'll go racing!

Rin: I have a name, you know.

Sesshomaru: Now that you're over your fear, are you acting in many things?

Ladyasile: Looks like someone's interested in making a friend.

Sesshomaru: Looks like someone should be minding her own business.

Ladyasile: Not funny.

Naraku: YOU ARE THE BEST! I get cakes!!!!

Shippo: Isn't he going to get hyper again?

Miroku: No, Shippo, you're thinking about Inuyasha. Naraku will just grow more evil.

Jakotsu: Monk, you've got a question to answer. And Inuyasha, you need to come to me…

Inuyasha: Maybe later… When I have my sword back! Where is it?

-Jaken closes the closet door-

Miroku: Darn, that's a good point. I don't like it when she starts hitting me. Why are the women in this show so abusive?

Koga: Up next is Petalwhisker X Fireheart!

very nice xD

Ladyasile: Thank you very much!

Ayame: Next is Kittyb78!

rofl that was great, and aww Bankotsu called me babe *blush* okay fire away with more questions if you want. *hands Lady a death note book* here ya go, hon. Now for my questions, Bankotsu if you came to modern times, what job would be better in your opinion: being a cowboy and riding horses, or working for the mob and breaking peoples knees? Kagome what kind of math do you prefer: Geometry or Trigonomitry? Bankotsu your relative says hi and sent a note for you. *hands Bankotsu the note* Sesshomaru do you like puzzles? Rin could you see yourself when you are older marrying Kohaku and being happy? Kohaku could you see yourself happy with Rin? Sango try dating Suikotsu. Miroku I agree go try dating Kagome. Kagome try dating Miroku. Naraku no cakes for you, you were a bad boy!

Bankotsu: I call them as I see them. -winks-

Ladyasile: A Death Note! Thanks! Now, you should all know that I can eliminate any of you, so behave.

Bankotsu: I'll just answer my question then. I'd like to be… A cowboy. I've been shedding a hell of a lot of blood, so something new might be good. At least, that's what my therapist says. But cowboys can still kill, you know…

Kagome: Neither, really, but I'd prefer Geometry better.

Bankotsu: Wow, that was fast. Thanks for the note, babe.

Sesshomaru: Yes.

Jakotsu: What kind?

Sesshomaru: The kind that I like.

Jakotsu: Jerk.

Rin: Oh, um, well… I think so. Yes, I think I could see myself happily married to Kohaku.

Kohaku: Er, yeah… Same here.

Sango: You won't grope me, will you?

Suikotsu: Ah, no.

Sango: Date?

Suikotsu: Sure.

Miroku: Sango! Er, Kagome? Sure, why not?

Kagome: Don't I get a say in this?

Naraku: Not until I get my cakes.

Ladyasile: Next up is MeshiGohiku!

funny'

Ladyasile: Thank you so much!

Naraku: I won't say who's next until I get my cakes!

Bankotsu: Then I will. Next up is Carmle(^.^)!

HI! I'm A fangirl like almost everyone who's reading this!
I have a serioious (Sorry for mispelling) question for Sesshomaru...WHAT IS THAT FLUFFY THIG!! also I don't like you for your sexyness(I thought you a girl the first episode you showed up in!) but I do think your awsome cause of your power I wish I was that strong.
for Kagome your WAY better than Kikyo Nothing personal but I think that kikyo should just die!
Naraku don't die!! you rock I am so glad somone agrees about cakes like me!! a question- if your made of a bunch of demons then can you really be only one person?
Kikyo... Die!

Ladyasile: Hullo!

Sesshomaru: That was answered already, correct? No need to answer then.

Naraku: Where are my cakes?!

Sesshomaru: You thought I was a girl? How? Of course, I'm powerful. You're smart in noticing my strength and not my looks, you could go far.

Kagome: Aww, thank you!

Kikyo: Give me a reason for my death.

Naraku: As long as the idiot holding the Death Note doesn't write my name, I'll remain alive. It's good to know that there are kind people in the world that love cakes! Yes, I can be just one person. Having several other demons simply explains my evilness.


Inuyasha Love Kagome DON'T love Kouga!
Sesshomaru it would be a good idea for you to fall for kagome and also be able to go through the well in the show. Wouldn't that be awsome!
Rin Shippo YOU ROCK MY SOX!
Kouga keep your promise
Miroku Where are you? P.S. visit FL. so I can hang you by a shoelace and beat you with a soccerball!
Kagome love Inuyasha or Sesshomaru
Sesshomaru I 2 have presents for you. 1 an I'm sorry note and 2 THE BEADS OF SUBJAGATION!
Ladysile can I be on the show and sit Sesshomaru? you rock
my dare is for Sesshomaru to randomly ask a girl who hasn't seen the show before to bear his child! (^.^)
BYE! sorry it was so long I tend to ramble a lot

Inuyasha: Tell that to my heart! Ew, Koga? No way. I'd rather have Miroku.

Sesshomaru: Perhaps. Although if I go through the well, I'd just end up with more humans and no demons.

Rin & Shippo: Aw.

Kouga: Which one?

Ayame: To marry me!

Miroku: Too much violence. I'd rather go there to visit the beautiful women and… See the sights, nothing more, right Sango?

Sango: Right. Or else you know what happens/

Kagome: Um, okay.

Sesshomaru: … I think those beads belong to Inuyasha.

Ladyasile: Of course, you can! It'll be nice to have someone here to put these idiots in their place.

Sesshomaru: Ask a girl who hasn't seen the show to bear my child?

Ladyasile: Oh, I know who hasn't seen the show! You can ask her!

Sesshomaru: Who? Fine, let's just get this dare over with.

Ladyasile: No problem. It's someone from the show Get Backers (which I do not own)! Come on in, Sakura!

-Sakura enters the room-

Sakura: Hi.

Everyone: Hi.

Ladyasile: This guy here with the long hair has a question for you, Sakura.

Sesshomaru: … Will you bear my child?

Sakura: … Uh, no.

Sesshomaru: Miss--

-Someone storms in-

Sakura: Juubei! Brother, what are you doing here?

Juubei: Did he just ask you to bear his child?

Sesshomaru: I assure you, it was a da--

Juubei: Take this!

-Juubei throws a barrage of needles at Sesshomaru-

Sesshomaru: Crap.

Sakura: Brother, stop!

Naraku: I don't think he can here you. Do you have a cake with you?

-Strings come out of nowhere and stop Juubei's attack-

Ladyasile: Kazuki!

Kazuki: Juubei, stop. It was a dare he had to do. There wasn't anything else he could do.

Sakura: Kazuki is right, brother. Stop attacking him.

-Miroku gets closer to Kazuki, hand outstretched and nearing Kazuki's backside-

Kazuki: That's not a wise thing to do, sir. I could sever that hand of yours in a heartbeat. Or Juubei could make it useless by breaking it.

Miroku: Ah, I was just going to… I'll just go now.

Juubei: Are there anything but perverts here?

Kagome: We're not all perverts, you know.

Inuyasha: Liar.

Ladyasile: Sorry, Juubei. It was my fault, but I hope you accept my apology.

Juubei: Yes. Forgive me for overreacting… Bastard! Don't touch Kazuki!

-Naraku gets pinned to the well by a barrage of needles-

Naraku: I only wanted to ask if she had any cakes with her, you lunatic!

Kazuki: Hm, I'm not a girl.

Ladyasile: It was nice to meet you all. Thank you for coming. Sorry about what happened.

Sakura: It was a pleasure to be here.

Juubei: It was a misunderstanding, so there is nothing to forgive.

Kazuki: He's right. Thank you for having us here. Goodbye.

Ladyasile: Bye! Come back anytime!

Bankotsu: Next up we have our special guest, Kagome-loves-Kouga!

K.L.K.: YO! how is everyone? I like causing chaos on a regular basis... XD like my favorite saying, 'Mayhem, chaos and Disorder... my work is done here.' hehehe... YAYEE! I'm in the fic! GO ME! GO ME --starts dancing the 'happy dance'- GO ME! GO ME! GO...me…-stops and stars at others- um... Akward…

Koga: You're here. Well, let me tell you now that I am not marrying Ayame! Or you! Or anyone!

Ayame: But your promised!

K.L.K.: NO! you're promised to Ayame, sorry buddy. I think of you as more of a brother... don't worry 'bout it! OH, good! -face returns to normal- I got worried there for a second.. besides, Ayame also needs to back off, doesn't she?

Ayame: I need to back off? Why? He's afraid of commitment!

Naraku: But you can be so annoying too. Now where's my cake?!

Bankotsu: Weren't you the one that I had a deal with? Do we have a deal or no deal?

K.L.K: Deal! Okay, Bankotsu! If you want to go to the future, you have to follow me there ... or better yet just hop on my back and I'll literally give you a lift there... I won't have mayhem and destruction in my time... that's my job!

Bankotsu: Good. After the show, I guess. What makes you think I'll cause destruction? I'm a good person… most of the time.

Sesshomaru: I can think of a few reasons.

Bankotsu: Shut it.

Miroku: We had a conversation last time, right? Was it over me being with someone?

K.L.K: Yeah. I just like Mir/Kag! Gomen-nasai, Miroku-sama! Anyway, here... I've read it over and over...um... I barrowed it from Kakashi-sensei... don't tell him! -gives Icha Icha Paradise vol. 1- heheheh... GO LECHERS! -high-fives Miroku-

Miroku: Sango, there's nothing you can do. It was a gift, so…

Sango: You better run.

Inuyasha: Get your own damn place to run around in! Jakotsu is still chasing me.

Kagome: What an idiot.

-K.L.K stares pointedly at the Miko-

K.L. K.: Higurashi, you HAVE had those thoughts before... I know things... -evil grin- Plus really... by the way, Kikyo needs to give your soul back... I've been trying to get it back for you, but it hasn't worked... didn't I kill her almost three times? I know your reason too... I'm just saving it for blackmail.

Kagome: Do you now? Why blackmail?

-K.L.K. moves away, closer to Sesshomaru-

K.L.K.: Sorry. I'm a lech, it cannot be helped... -tail is touched by Sesshomaru- Well, we're even now. and HELLZ YEAH, you're sexy! And the Inutaichi doesn't stink. Just your half-brother... you know, I've only heard he took a bath ONCE. Yuk.

Inuyasha: Do not! I've taken more than one bath!

Sesshomaru: I still say you all stink, despite what anyone says. And yes, I'm sexy.

K.L.K.: Really, you HAVE to be Bi...

Inuyasha: That's what I said, but no one listens to me!

K.L.K.: I seem to remember when Miroku was half-asleep, he mistook you for Sango and he groped you... didn't Shippo see it happen? The girls were in the hot springs, so yeah... sorry to bring it up...

Inuyasha: That happened? Shippo?

Shippo: Maybe. With all the blows you give me to the head, it's a wonder I remember to eat!

K.L.K.: And I can't touch my ears without looking severely demented... I'm glad I have a tail! And the ears thing? I dunno... they're just Kawaii, I guess... The Clay Pot Biotch is Kikyo. And it is well, to put it bluntly have you had Sex with her? See, I'm very BLUNT.

Inuyasha: Why do people think that having non-human ears I cute? Well, whatever. Have I had sex with Kikyo? Hm… Maybe. But I have planted!

K.L.K. :Plant-to-the-who now? Yeah, I'm severely confused... Anyway, you have destroyed a lot of trees... I lost count at a hundred-something...

Inuyasha: That happens when you fight with a sword that destroys a hundred demons, you know! That's my defense.

Miroku: At least you're helping the environment.

Ladyasile: Yep, and that's a lot more than what you've done.

-K.L.K. goes to Ladyasile-

K.L.K.: THANK YOU! -Gives plate of cookies- You deserve them...

Ladyasile: Thank you! Cookies are my favorite, next to chocolate and gory movies.

K.L.K.: OOH! Bloody and gory movies? Try the uncut medical documentaries on surgeries... -Grins- I watch them even while I eat... I bet that people would throw up at half the stuff I watch...

Ladyasile: Same here. I do watch a lot of that stuff, but not for the gore. I'm interested in biology and stuff like that, which makes me a lot more of a geek, probably. Then again, Snape was a bit of a nerd, so…

K.L.K.: Severus Snape? He's my favorite character other than Minerva McGonagall. So yeah.. I'm a HP fan!

Ladyasile: I have to be honest and say that I kept reading HP for Severus Snape and Remus Lupin. They're my favorites. And possibly Greyback too.

Kikyo: K.L.K, tell me, why do you hate me?

Naraku: Ooh, direct confrontation.

K.L.K.: I hate you because you shouldn't even be walking the earth. Plus, you keep trying to take Inuyasha to Hell... Not nice. Umm, lets see... -Pulls out LONG list- Well, there's number eighty-eight, you won't die... Number ninety, you should have recognized that it wasn't Inuyasha who attacked you. Can't you Mikos see a person's aura? Anyway, number two-hundred and three, you've said that Kagome was in your way of getting to Inuyasha.. And you made him blind to the pain that caused her...Number two-hundred twenty six is that the first time you kissed Inuyasha after being brought back, you forced her to watch, then tried to take Inuyasha to Hell, am I clear enough now? Plus, you live on the souls of the dead. Really, not cool.

Naraku: Hold on! Weren't you the one who threw those weapons at me?

K.L.K.: Dude... I threw like, a dozen of each at you.

Naraku: I dodged them all. It's not like in the game Ladyasile beat me in.

K.L.K.: You got beat at the Naruto game?

Naraku: Oh, like I'm the only one.

Tobi: TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!

Ladyasile: Let it be known that I do not own Naruto either. Aw, but I love Tobi, who's got a pretty big secret. I'm not going to spoil it, though.

K.L.K.: -Eye-twitch- Tobi, you're an annoying boy who'll die if he doesn't shut up. -Unsheathes blade, it transforms to be HUGE-

Tobi: TOBI IS A-- AHH! K.L.K-CHAN! TOBI DOESN'T LIKE THIS GAME! -Is being chased-

K.L.K.: DEIDARA! GET OVER HERE AND KNOCK THIS SUCKER OUT!

Deidara: Okay, un! -Knocks out Tobi-

K.L.K.: Thanks. -Puts away sword- Anyway, Naraku, I think you're pretty cool and pretty damn hot, but still... I'm on the side of the good, not the bad... at least, I think I am...

Naraku: Good guys don't have fun, trust me.

Ladyasile: Aw, Tobi.

Jaken: K.L.K. is extremely violent.

Jakotsu: Yeah, but she's pretty entertaining. And yes, I am a male.

K.L.K.: SWEET! -Gives Inu and Mir plushies- I've been saving them for you. sorry 'bout the question, it's really hard to tell... But I'm a half-demon, so I don't have a powerful nose like Sesshomaru does... And it's cool to be insane! Look at me, I'm doing fine! -Grins- And I've been wacko before... Ah, sweet memories.

Jakotsu: Thanks. And no problem, really. I might have to start wearing a sign saying that I'm a guy, though.

Bankotsu: Yeah, you do. K.L.K., your hair is really long. I didn't think it was going to be that long!

K.L.K.: Oh, THANK YOU! My hair IS quite long... I fell up, the stairs the other day, and I think I pulled a muscle, and it hasn't stopped hurting yet... Strange... Ugh, I hate when I sit on my hair! Do you?

Bankotsu: I hope it's stopped hurting. We could have Suikotsu look at it, if you want. And yeah, it sucks when I sit on my hair too. But…

Ladyasile: I'd like to continue, but we have to stop for now. We're going past our limit here. Please, if you wish to ask questions, then send a review, PM, or email. It will get posted! Thank you!

Naraku: And if any of you brings me a cake, I'll give you power!

Bankotsu: Don't trust the creepy, pale, long-haired freak!

Jakotsu: Inuyasha, I finally caught you!

-Inuyasha whimpers-