BOO! He he I bet I made you jump! YAY I GOT TWO REVIEWS FOR THE LAST CHAPTER! I guess that is quite good for my poor English skills! Ha ha!

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RPOV

Hmm should I dye my hair more blonde? I'll ask Emmett!

"EMMETT" I screamed for him. He came right away.

"Yea?" he said

"Should I dye my hair more blonde?"

"Yea?" Dumbo..

"FINE I WILL!"

EPOV

Moohahahahihi! I was passing Rosalie's door when she was asking Emmett if she should dye her hair more blonde. You see I am happy bout that one, because about 10 years ago (yes that was when Emmett destroyed my delicious Mr. Fluffy!) I put bright green dye in the blond dye packet! He he!

That's when I had to run as Emmett was going out of the room, scratching his head!

Then he thought,

What did she say?

RPOV

I went to the bath room and got the hair dye ready. It was a 15 minute one. I put it on my hair and went to read a magazine for the next fifteen minutes. Then I washed it and dried it, but when I went to the mirror to brush it I screamed!

MY HAIR WAS BRIGHT GREEN!!!!

I knew who did it straight away.

"EDWARD!" I run down the stairs, and as soon as he spotted me he run outside, I followed him, found a flame thrower and started chasing him around the house with it.

Emmett and Jasper where on the porch in hysterics, and Bella looked terrified, like I cared, in the end it was her husband that made my hair green.

Then I banged in to a gigantic branch which I haven't seen as I was staring at those idiots on the porch.

ANOTHER 10 YEARS LATER..

EPOV

I went to the bathroom to have a look around… and then I spotted a mirror I went over to it to have a look at my beautiful face, then when I saw it it was red!! AHH NO NOT LIPSTICK!!!

Damn you Rosalie Hale Cullen!

But I didn't have time to get her and chase her around the house with a flame thrower, as 10 seconds later I have fainted.

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