There you go!
I like making it cheesy!J
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"Jazzy go and buy me some mayonnaise, please!" Why would Emmett want that?
I went to the kitchen and I think Emmett was cooking. The whole kitchen had food all over it. It smelt bad. "Why Emmett?" I asked him.
"I'm making a cake for Bella!" he grinned.
"Ok…. Ill get the mayo." I said not sure. When I was going out of the door I said "You better clean up before Esme comes back.
I stole his car keys and drove to the grocery store in his huge jeep.
"LALALA" I sung as I drove there. When I got out of the jeep I went to find 'The Mayo'. I couldn't find any then I saw an old grandma carrying some!
I went over to her and I tried to get it out of her hand but she wouldn't let go!! How come she it stronger than I?
Unless… she was Emmett's grandma! Ha she soo was! I smiled and said to her " Hello Emmett's granny! Do you know where the mayo is? Or could I take yours?"
She answered " Of course you can carry my mayo bags dear" I was confused and walked of.
And then in the corner of my eye I saw it! The mayo shelf! I went t get it.. But what one should I get? There was about three different kinds of it and they were all in different sized jars as well. I asked the closest person there was "What mayo should I get?"
She looked at me weird and pointed to a hellmans, middle sized jar. I thanked her and run to pay. I could feel what the man was feeling. He felt love? I looked around there was no one there accept for me! I started to get creeped out. Was he gay? Yes.
Then I noticed him staring at me. He said " Hey! You know this is really 1.50, but for you I'm gona do just 1.00!" He fluttered his eyelashes.
OMG! Did he just flirt with me?! I didn't say anything to him, I just gave him a tenner took the mayo and run out in to the jeep and drove home.
I run in to the kitchen ,which looked much worse now, to face a very happy Emmett. He took the mayo from me and smeared it all over the "cake".
"What's up Jazzy? You look scared."
I told him all about my adventure. After I finished Emmett said amazed "You saw my granny!"
We were both cleaning the kitchen which even had duck tape everywhere! I offered to help, as Esme was going to be here in about five minutes. Her, Rosalie and Edward were hunting, Alice and Bella were shopping and Carlisle was at work.
Just when I was going to ask Emmett about why he was using duck tape in making cake, everyone came back accept for Carlisle. Esme gave us suspicious looks and I pointed to Emmett. He threw me a death glare.
Esme and Rosalie went upstairs with Alice so they could see what clothes she got. Edward went to do something so there was just me, Bella and Emmett. I sat on the sofa next to Bella and as I was about to ask her if she had fun, when Emmett entered with his disgusting looking cake, no offence to him, singing "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!"
He handed it to Bella and she thanked him. She stared at it for a moment. She actually felt happiness for a moment. That was until she found out what was in it. " Emmett what's in it?"
"Loads of things: -eggs
-mayo
-duck tape
And more"
Bella then felt disgusted! Ha-ha!
I chuckled and Emmett stared at me..
DUN DUN DUN! "HELP" I m soo dead!
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