Chapter 3
~IN TSUNADE'S OFFICE~
Tsunade: Where are you two from?
Misaki: A place you've never heard of.
Tsunade: Enlighten me.
Akari: The U S of A.
Misaki: WHAT?!?! I thought we were from America!!!
Akari: -whacks Misaki- We are from America!
Misaki: But you said-
Akari: -interrupts Misaki- I know what I said! U S of A is the abbreviation of United States of America!
Misaki: How come nobody told me this?!?!
Akari: Remember last Monday?
Misaki: Yah.
Akari: At school.
Misaki: Uh-huh.
Akari: In 3rd period history?
Misaki: What?!?! There's a 3rd period?!?!
Akari: -slaps forehead- Oi vey. Yes, there's a 3rd period, its when you take the classes precious time to daydream about Kiba.
Misaki: I do not dream about my dog!
Akari: Not your dog! And I thought you changed his name?
Misaki: Oh yah…I renamed him Abik.
Akari: Abik?
Misaki: Yup. It's Kiba backwards.
Akari: And let me guess, you also have a cat named Tsunade?
Misaki: Nope.
Akari: Oh.
Misaki: My pig's name is Tsunade.
Tsunade: WHAT?!?!?! IT, YOU TWO ARE OUT OF HERE!!!
Misaki: But we need a place to stay.
Tsunade: Fine. –smirks- You can stay with Jiraiya.
Akari: What?! Hell no!
Tsunade: It's either him or Orochimaru.
Misaki: I'll take snake dude!
Akari: I second that notion!!!
Misaki: I third it!
Akari: You can't third it!
Misaki: Why not?!
Akari: Because you firsted it!
Misaki: So what?!
Akari: So you can't be first and third!
Misaki: Well then you fourth it and we'll be even!
Akari: Fine, I fourth it!
Misaki: Okay then!
Tsunade: You two are staying with Jiraiya or not staying at all!!!
Akari: NO!!!
Misaki: WE'RE TOO HOT TO BE RAPED!!!
Tsunade: -anime sweat drops-
Akari: That makes no sense…
Misaki: How not?!
Akari: Because most people rape you because you're hot, therefore if you're really hot don't you think they would rape you?
Misaki: Good point.
Akari: I know.
Jiraiya: -barges in-
Misaki/Akari: AHHH!!!! –hide behind Tsunade-
Tsunade: Jiraiya, you had better have a good reason for just barging into my office!!!
Jiraiya: Well…I couldn't help but overhearing your conversation and-
Misaki: -interrupts Jiraiya- STALKER!!!!
Akari: SHUT UP!!! –whacks Misaki-
Jiraiya: And I would be pleased to let these fine young ladies to-
Akari: HE CALLED US FINE!!!! CHILD MOLESTER!!!!! –runs-
Misaki: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT!!!!! –runs-
~AT KIBA'S HOUSE~
Misaki: -pounds on door- LET ME IN!!!!
Kiba: What the fudge covered pretzels?!?!
Misaki: HURRY UP!!!! I'M IN DANGER OF BEING MURDERED!!!!!
Kiba: Good riddance…
Misaki: AND RAPED!!!
Kiba: -opens door- WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!!!! GET IN HERE!!!! HURRY!!!!
Misaki: -runs in- I'm safe!!!!
Kiba: -locks door- Now who's gonna rape you?! Is it Orochimaru?!?!
Misaki: Umm…Well…Not exactly…
Kiba: -twitches- What do mean…not exactly…
Misaki: Well…um…
Kiba: Who were you running from?
Misaki: Jir….aiya…
Kiba: -twitches-
Misaki: Except he wasn't…following…
Kiba: -anime falls- WHAT?!
Misaki: But it doesn't matter that he wasn't chasing me! OMG!!!! He could be going after Akari!!!!
Kiba: Why…did you come here if you weren't in any danger?
Misaki: I wanted to ask you something…
Kiba: Which is…?
Misaki: Can I sleep with you? I mean, not in the same bed but the same house?
Kiba: -twitches- Why?
Misaki: Because if I can't sleep here then I'll have to sleep at Jiraiya's-
Kiba: -interrupts Misaki- Say no more! You can stay!
Misaki: Yay!!! –hugs Kiba- Thank you!!!
Kiba: -blushes- D-don't mention it…
Misaki: You are the bestest friend ev- -gasps-
Kiba: -backs up cautiously- What…?
Misaki: You have Coke!!!! OMG, OMG, OMG!!!! Can I have it?!
Kiba: You can have-
Misaki: -dashes to the bottle and chugs the 2 liter-
Kiba: -some….
Misaki: Thank you!!!! You're the bestest buddy ever!!!! I luffles you!!!! –hugs Kiba-
Kiba: -blushes- Uh…yah, o-o…kay…U-um…You too…
Misaki: You're so nice!!!!! I love you!!!!!
Kiba: Yah…um, I have to go….training.
Misaki: O….okay! I'll make sure no one breaks in while you're gone!
Kiba: Yah…Okay…So, um…see ya later…?
Misaki: Yup!
Kiba: Well…um…bye… -leaves-
Misaki: SQUEE!!!!
~AT NEJI'S HOUSE~
Akari: Let me in!
Neji: Why?
Akari: Cuz I'm about to be murdered.
Neji: Destiny didn't tell me that.
Akari: And raped! Did destiny tell you that, Panda Boy?!
Neji: Crap! –lets Akari in a locks door- Wait a minute…Did you call me Panda Boy?
Akari: That's not important! The important thing is Jiraiya!
Neji: Jiraiya…?
Akari: Yup.
Neji: Do not tell me he's who you're running from.
Akari: Umm… -coughs- You'd be surprised.
Neji: Oh Kami…. [1]
Akari: Let me make it up to you!
Neji: I'll regret this, but….How?
Akari: I'll sleep with you!!!!
Neji: -twitches uncontrollably-
Akari: NOT LIKE THAT!!!! I meant in the same house! Not bed! Not even room! –mutters- Though that would be nice.
Neji: What?
Akari: Nothing!!!!
Neji: Why do want to sleep here anyway?
Akari: Because if you don't let me, Tsunade's gonna make me sleep at Jiraiya's...
Neji: -twitches- Fine…
Akari: YAY!!!!! –hugs Neji-
Neji: Uh-huh….I'm gonna regret this aren't I?
Akari: Probably.
Neji: -groans- Greaaat….
Akari: -grits teeth- Excuse me?
Neji: -fakes joy and claps hands together- I said yay! We're gonna have so much fun!
Akari: That's what I thought you said.
~SOMEWHERE IN KONOHA~
Jiraiya: Noooo!!!!!! They're supposed to sleep with me!!!!!
~WITH AKARI AND NEJI~
Akari: I feel a disturbance…
