Chapter 3

~IN TSUNADE'S OFFICE~

Tsunade: Where are you two from?

Misaki: A place you've never heard of.

Tsunade: Enlighten me.

Akari: The U S of A.

Misaki: WHAT?!?! I thought we were from America!!!

Akari: -whacks Misaki- We are from America!

Misaki: But you said-

Akari: -interrupts Misaki- I know what I said! U S of A is the abbreviation of United States of America!

Misaki: How come nobody told me this?!?!

Akari: Remember last Monday?

Misaki: Yah.

Akari: At school.

Misaki: Uh-huh.

Akari: In 3rd period history?

Misaki: What?!?! There's a 3rd period?!?!

Akari: -slaps forehead- Oi vey. Yes, there's a 3rd period, its when you take the classes precious time to daydream about Kiba.

Misaki: I do not dream about my dog!

Akari: Not your dog! And I thought you changed his name?

Misaki: Oh yah…I renamed him Abik.

Akari: Abik?

Misaki: Yup. It's Kiba backwards.

Akari: And let me guess, you also have a cat named Tsunade?

Misaki: Nope.

Akari: Oh.

Misaki: My pig's name is Tsunade.

Tsunade: WHAT?!?!?! IT, YOU TWO ARE OUT OF HERE!!!

Misaki: But we need a place to stay.

Tsunade: Fine. –smirks- You can stay with Jiraiya.

Akari: What?! Hell no!

Tsunade: It's either him or Orochimaru.

Misaki: I'll take snake dude!

Akari: I second that notion!!!

Misaki: I third it!

Akari: You can't third it!

Misaki: Why not?!

Akari: Because you firsted it!

Misaki: So what?!

Akari: So you can't be first and third!

Misaki: Well then you fourth it and we'll be even!

Akari: Fine, I fourth it!

Misaki: Okay then!

Tsunade: You two are staying with Jiraiya or not staying at all!!!

Akari: NO!!!

Misaki: WE'RE TOO HOT TO BE RAPED!!!

Tsunade: -anime sweat drops-

Akari: That makes no sense…

Misaki: How not?!

Akari: Because most people rape you because you're hot, therefore if you're really hot don't you think they would rape you?

Misaki: Good point.

Akari: I know.

Jiraiya: -barges in-

Misaki/Akari: AHHH!!!! –hide behind Tsunade-

Tsunade: Jiraiya, you had better have a good reason for just barging into my office!!!

Jiraiya: Well…I couldn't help but overhearing your conversation and-

Misaki: -interrupts Jiraiya- STALKER!!!!

Akari: SHUT UP!!! –whacks Misaki-

Jiraiya: And I would be pleased to let these fine young ladies to-

Akari: HE CALLED US FINE!!!! CHILD MOLESTER!!!!! –runs-

Misaki: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT!!!!! –runs-

~AT KIBA'S HOUSE~

Misaki: -pounds on door- LET ME IN!!!!

Kiba: What the fudge covered pretzels?!?!

Misaki: HURRY UP!!!! I'M IN DANGER OF BEING MURDERED!!!!!

Kiba: Good riddance…

Misaki: AND RAPED!!!

Kiba: -opens door- WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!!!! GET IN HERE!!!! HURRY!!!!

Misaki: -runs in- I'm safe!!!!

Kiba: -locks door- Now who's gonna rape you?! Is it Orochimaru?!?!

Misaki: Umm…Well…Not exactly…

Kiba: -twitches- What do mean…not exactly…

Misaki: Well…um…

Kiba: Who were you running from?

Misaki: Jir….aiya…

Kiba: -twitches-

Misaki: Except he wasn't…following…

Kiba: -anime falls- WHAT?!

Misaki: But it doesn't matter that he wasn't chasing me! OMG!!!! He could be going after Akari!!!!

Kiba: Why…did you come here if you weren't in any danger?

Misaki: I wanted to ask you something…

Kiba: Which is…?

Misaki: Can I sleep with you? I mean, not in the same bed but the same house?

Kiba: -twitches- Why?

Misaki: Because if I can't sleep here then I'll have to sleep at Jiraiya's-

Kiba: -interrupts Misaki- Say no more! You can stay!

Misaki: Yay!!! –hugs Kiba- Thank you!!!

Kiba: -blushes- D-don't mention it…

Misaki: You are the bestest friend ev- -gasps-

Kiba: -backs up cautiously- What…?

Misaki: You have Coke!!!! OMG, OMG, OMG!!!! Can I have it?!

Kiba: You can have-

Misaki: -dashes to the bottle and chugs the 2 liter-

Kiba: -some….

Misaki: Thank you!!!! You're the bestest buddy ever!!!! I luffles you!!!! –hugs Kiba-

Kiba: -blushes- Uh…yah, o-o…kay…U-um…You too…

Misaki: You're so nice!!!!! I love you!!!!!

Kiba: Yah…um, I have to go….training.

Misaki: O….okay! I'll make sure no one breaks in while you're gone!

Kiba: Yah…Okay…So, um…see ya later…?

Misaki: Yup!

Kiba: Well…um…bye… -leaves-

Misaki: SQUEE!!!!

~AT NEJI'S HOUSE~

Akari: Let me in!

Neji: Why?

Akari: Cuz I'm about to be murdered.

Neji: Destiny didn't tell me that.

Akari: And raped! Did destiny tell you that, Panda Boy?!

Neji: Crap! –lets Akari in a locks door- Wait a minute…Did you call me Panda Boy?

Akari: That's not important! The important thing is Jiraiya!

Neji: Jiraiya…?

Akari: Yup.

Neji: Do not tell me he's who you're running from.

Akari: Umm… -coughs- You'd be surprised.

Neji: Oh Kami…. [1]

Akari: Let me make it up to you!

Neji: I'll regret this, but….How?

Akari: I'll sleep with you!!!!

Neji: -twitches uncontrollably-

Akari: NOT LIKE THAT!!!! I meant in the same house! Not bed! Not even room! –mutters- Though that would be nice.

Neji: What?

Akari: Nothing!!!!

Neji: Why do want to sleep here anyway?

Akari: Because if you don't let me, Tsunade's gonna make me sleep at Jiraiya's...

Neji: -twitches- Fine…

Akari: YAY!!!!! –hugs Neji-

Neji: Uh-huh….I'm gonna regret this aren't I?

Akari: Probably.

Neji: -groans- Greaaat….

Akari: -grits teeth- Excuse me?

Neji: -fakes joy and claps hands together- I said yay! We're gonna have so much fun!

Akari: That's what I thought you said.

~SOMEWHERE IN KONOHA~

Jiraiya: Noooo!!!!!! They're supposed to sleep with me!!!!!

~WITH AKARI AND NEJI~

Akari: I feel a disturbance…