Vamped

Standard Disclaimers Apply.

Rated M for many things.

First Chapter in HIS POV

HER Problems

Present Day. Year, 2XXX. Age, lost track. Appear to be a twenty year old.

Chirping noises.

The soft footsteps of servants.

The soft breathing of Sakura.

I woke up on my silky navy blue bed and sighed. I glanced to the side to see Sakura sleeping. After I kissed her forehead, I sat up and stretched. As I rubbed my neck, I grumbled curses at the sun. Couldn't it wait a little longer? I walked over to the tall curtains, pulling them to block the sun that only seemed to shine brighter.

I walked back to the bed and sat down, staring intently at her sleeping face. She was pale, almost paler than me. That's what worried me. I brushed a lock of pink hair out of her face.

She's not drinking enough blood, an essential for vampires.

Vampires without blood make them really frail, and sick enough for their immortal powers to lessen. For some reason, Sakura's immortal powers remain strong, yet she herself is spending so much time in bed.

That's one of the things she doesn't like to do.

"Sasuke-kun…"

I heard her small voice and immediately looked at her. "Sh…Sakura, it's still too early."

"I can't sleep…if you're staring at me…" She mumbled in reply with a soft giggle. I forced a smile and stroke her hair.

"Hn." I can't help it, I thought. Then I felt a pain in my chest, wincing and closing my eyes tightly for almost a second. I don't think she noticed. If she did, I hoped she didn't ask anything. So, I decided to bring something up, since I needed to say something before she did.

"Sakura."

"Mm?" My dear sister replied as she tilted her head to the side, her voice sounding like bells. It only took a millisecond for her to examine my face and immediately know what I was going to ask.

I gulped quietly at the sight of her innocent eyes looking up at me. And without a second thought, I jumped onto her. Everything that I was about to say was thrown out the window.

"Sasuke-kun, Ah--Un…"

I heard her moan as she wrapped her legs tight around me and hands burying themselves in my messy hair. I licked where her veins were evident (which is actually still hard to see, considering the fact she's a VAMPIRE) on her neck, leaving hickeys and saliva trailing from the center of her chest to her throat and to her cheek.

"A-are you going to drink?" She asked as she pulled the sleeve of her poof-y white night gown down. I looked at her like she was stupid.

"Of course not." I replied as I licked my lips and kissed her throat, feeling her gulp.

No matter how much I wanted to-

No matter how much my throat was burning for it-

No matter how much my stomach was hungry for it-

No matter how much my mouth was watering for it-

I couldn't-

I can't-

I won't-

"Why not?" Sakura asked with her shaky voice, her hand still on her sleeve, quivering from fear or the sudden draft, I wasn't sure.. Once again, I looked at her like she was stupid.

"What's there to drink?"

I said quite harshly, trying to cover up my fight with myself.

She looked down, guilty, instantly making me feel the same. Damn mutual feelings. She wrapped her arms around my neck and moaned when I grinded against her.

"I can't, Sasuke-kun…" She whispered as her delicate fingers brushed my cheeks. I growled and lowered myself down to her stomach. "Why not?" I hissed, licking her fabric-covered skin. I needed to make her drink my blood. Actually, blood in general. Sakura looked at me with sad eyes and rubbed the area from neck to my cheek.

"I can't bring myself to hurt you."

I gritted my teeth and pushed myself against her. I trailed kisses from her cheek down to her collarbone, licking and sucking where her shoulder met her neck. "You have to, Sakura." I whispered between pants; both hers and mine. I saw her lick her lips and lower her head to where my neck met my shoulder.

I stroked her hair, hoping it would encourage her with the words, "I won't feel any pain." She opened her pale lips to show the canines and lowered herself closer to my neck. The closer she got, the more visible her shaking was. I actually believed she was going to drink-

Thud.

Or not.

I sighed. She fainted again before it could happen. I pulled the sheets over her and tucked her in. When I knew she was comfortable (She snuggled her pillow, probably thinking it was me), I walked…

Not even.

I glided across the floor quietly to my large closet and put on a shirt and a leather coat. I licked my lips and walked over to Sakura, stroking her hair once more. I decided I need food, right then and now.

But I couldn't get it from her.


I hissed as I washed my right hand of the sticky red liquid in the sink. So disgusting…

"Thanks for helping me get rid of that pest."

I scrubbed my hand real hard with foam soap, and I'm sure I'd get more, whether from the 'fun' (as Sakura says, since she always did love playing with foamy soap) or the hygiene, I don't know and I don't care. As long as I got this crap of me.

"Whatever." I grumbled back to the blonde.

Guess who.

"Well, I, Uzumaki Naruto, should still get all the credit." He said boastfully from behind me. I looked up in the mirror to see him put his thumb against his chest and his goofy grin plastered on. I snorted and shook my hand.

"Yeah, right…" I replied sarcastically as I turned to faucet off. I couldn't help but smirk when I heard him laugh heartily. "You get the credit, I get the cash." The blonde gaped.

"Hey!"

I put my gloves on and turned around to look at him. "Should I head home now?" Naruto shook his head.

"Naaaah. Stay a little longer. It's boring here." He chimed as he skipped (Yeah, skipped) into the living room. I -shook my own head and smacked my forehead. "Who needs enemies when you've got a best friend like this?" I chuckled to myself as I followed (Without skipping) him into the living room.

"So…Have any dates lately?"

Ignore.

"I guess not…"

"How's school?"

Ignore.

"I guess you haven't been going to school…You're ahead anyway."

Ignore.

Does this vampire have an off button?

God.

I wish this was a chat room so I could REALLY put this guy on my ignore list.

"How's Sakura?"

I glanced at him.

"Well, that caught your attention."

I snorted and turned away.

"What about your problem?"

I gritted my teeth. "It's nothing."

"It's something, teme. I know you run out and feed on animals inhumanly."

I growled at him. "We are inhuman, Naruto. Inhuman means NOT human. We're VAMPIRES. Does THAT count as human?"

"But, you eat mythical creatures. You know what their blood does to a vampire, Sasuke-teme."

I turned away.

"True, they make a vampire more powerful, Sasuke. But, so powerful, that the vampire can't even recognize itself in the mirror. They become much more of a monster than they were made to be."

I remained silent, feeling a headache come onto my head.

"I wonder what Sakura would do."

CRASH.

I heard the blonde sigh.

"You didn't have to break all my mirrors, teme."

I snorted. "I don't need them anyway."

"YOU don't need them. I need them to keep my handsome-ness."

I rolled my eyes. I knew he was trying to cheer me up, but how is him being egoistic making me feel happy?…I don't think I can take jokes.

"In your dreams, dobe." I smirked.

But, suddenly, the pressure grew more intense and all jokes were shut into a tight drawer. Our happy faces (I don't know if mine counts) melted away into seriousness.

"Teme. Sakura-chan will not be happy if she finds out she's the reason you've been acting this way." I gritted my teeth and glared back.

"I can't say the same for you."

I didn't feel guilty that I said that, because it was true. His problem was as worse as mine was. Sakura wouldn't be happy about him, either. He glared at me hard.

"We need to do something about these problems."

"What? Are we going to lock ourselves in a cooler?" I growled as I leaned back roughly against the chair. Naruto shot me a look.

"Where the hell did you get that idea from?"

I shrugged.

"Look, I heard about this place called VampiREHAB."

I looked at him incredulously. I hope I didn't hear what I thought I just heard.

"What?"

Naruto gulped and inched away. "Look, Sasuke-teme, I was just thinking maybe we should cure this before it gets too serious, you know?" I sighed. But, I wasn't ready to admit defeat.

"A rehab?!"

"Well, it doesn't only have vampires, it also has faeries-"

"I hate faeries."

Those gurgling fan girls.

"And zombies-"

Great. More brainless idiots to add to this one.

"and mermaids-"

What?

"and I heard some humans are going, too."

"Those blood bags?" I spat and felt my face scrunch up. Trust me, I wouldn't speak or act like this around others. Only Naruto. Believe it or not, I trusted him almost more than I did Sakura.

Almost.

Naruto shrugged and picked up his glass of lemonade. "Eh. I heard they were vampire hunters." I growled and narrowed my eyes as I imagined those humans watch us like hawks. I resisted the urge to break something when I imagined them pointing a weapon at Sakura.

"Gives me another reason not to go." I snarled as I brought my legs onto the white plush couch. Naruto's lips went into a straight line.

"Come on, Sasuke-teme. Just so Sakura-chan can get better. We'll do it for her."

….

…..

He knows very well he's hit my low point.

"Hn."


I sat in the leather chair of the car and sighed. I massaged my forehead, hoping it would stop my headache. It didn't help tat all.

"We're here, Sasuke-sama."

"Hnn…" I grumbled back warily as I heard the car door next to me open. I put my black coat hood up and my usual pair of 'Men in Black' sunglasses, as Sakura calls them. I stepped out of the car to be greeted with the sight of the large cherry wood front doors of the mansion. (To those who are aiming to rob it or shoot it down, don't bother, because inside the wood is missile-proof metal. Yes. MISSILE-proof.)

A servant pushed the door open and, to my surprise, revealed Sakura dressed in her usual Lolita clothes holding her black bunny doll. She looks shorter when she stands up.

"How is Naruto?" She asked as she walked up to me on her tip toes and took my glasses. I shrugged my coat off and handed it to another servant. "Fine, I guess." I replied. I raised an eyebrow when she put my sun glasses on and smiled.

"How do I look?"

I chuckled and kissed her cheek. "You look beautiful with whatever." She frowned.

"You're compliments are romantic…"

Oh shit.

"Is something wrong?"

Sakura wasn't the type to use her vampire powers. She could read my mind and find out what was wrong, but she'd rather hear it from my own mouth (She did a good job already figuring me out, something a twin is always good at with the other). She could do everything in a few seconds, but she'd rather take it slow. She was the type to only use it when specifically needed, not for petty reasons.

I sighed and rubbed my forehead. I hoped that maybe I would be able to lose her if I walked around the house for a bit. I didn't. She just followed me like a detective to a personal case. Finally, I took a stop in the game room and sat down on the bright red long couch. She sat down next to me.

"You can't lose me, you know."

I smirked and knew that very well. She couldn't lose me, neither. "I know." She rested her head on my shoulder and sighed. I picked up the remote and turned the TV on.

"I know you compliment me when you're worried, Sasuke-kun. I know you're covering something up. Tell me?" She asked as she grabbed the remote from my hand and changed the channel. I frowned and grabbed the remote back.

"Come on. Say something."

I looked at her mockingly and pointed at my mouth. She rolled her eyes.

"I know you're not mute, Sasuke-kun."

I shrugged and muttered, "Could be…" Sakura stood up (giving me a few seconds to see her underwear) and pointed and accusing finger at me.

"You talked!"

I shook my head and changed the channel. "You make it sound so shocking." She sat back down and hugged her knees close to herself. I glanced at her through the corner of my eye to see her staring at me intently. I felt my face burn a little.

"What?"

"Tell me!"

OK, that's it. I'm sure if I went any longer, she'd bother me all the way 'til we get into bed. If she was REALLY worried, I'm sure she'd come into my dreams, too, and force me to spit it out.

Fine.

I'll say it.

"…nn…to…nt…o…rr…b."

She looked at me with an annoyed look.

"What?"

I said it…Come on, I know you heard. Why do I have to repeat myself?

"Na…to…ant…o…re…ab…"

"What?"

"Naruto wants us to go to rehab!" I roared, watching her fall back onto the couch with a shocked expression. She pushed a strand of pink hair behind her ear and huffed. "Okay, I heard you! Yeesh…" I growled warningly and crossed my arms. Now, I was worried for her.

Her face grew grim and she was staring at the floor.

"He wants us to go…where?"

"It's called VampiREHAB." I stated as I pretended to close my eyes. I kept a bit of my left eye open to watch her reactions and emotions. "A rehab for creatures like us and other kinds. He said there'll be humans, too." I think I'll leave the hunter part out. Sakura gasped.

"Eh? Humans?…Why?"

I shrugged. I didn't know that myself, actually. Why were humans there?

I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned to look at her.

"You should go."

….

I gritted my teeth and glared as hard as I was allowed to at her. "I should go?!" I bit my tongue from roaring at her. "Stop being such a martyr! (It's making me SICK!) You always were one from the start! You're a VAMPIRE, for God's sake, a VAMPIRE." Then, I realized what I just said, that I vented out on her and not to some other person that I didn't care about.

All her features saddened and her posture slumped. She gave a sigh and mumbled low enough for me to hear, "I'm tired…"

Snap. That's the sound of my sanity snapping.

I grabbed one of her hands in the air and pinned her to the couch, my dangerously red eyes staring into her green ones. I growled and buried my nose into her neck, inhaling the scent of strawberries and kiwi.

"We're both going. Whether you like it or not." I hissed into her neck as I playfully nipped it. I felt her stiffen and smirked. "Sakura-chan…" I purred as I stroked her cheek, watching in amusement when she bit her lip to suppress a moan. I chuckled and left a moist kiss on her throat, causing her to shiver. I rolled off her, my smirk still intact. "Pardon me, little sister, I need to go make a phone call." She blushed prettily and gulped, nodding very slowly. I got up and whipped out a (yes, a) cell phone out of my pocket and speed dialed Naruto's number.

"Oi, Naruto-dobe. Where's this VampiREHAB?"


"A-are you sure about this, Sasuke-kun? I know how much you hate th-things like this, and…"

She just kept rambling on and on. It was starting to give me a headache.

Sure, I hated it. The reason we were going was because I LIKED it. It was for HER sake. Doesn't she understand that yet?!

We stopped in front of the shoji screen and knelt in front of it.

"Mother, we're leaving." I stated calmly. I glanced at Sakura, who was looking at lap. We both looked up when we saw the silhouette of mother sit up.

"Okaa-san, don't strain yourself." Sakura said, her voice filled with worry. But, I could still feel some of the worry directed towards me and not to the said woman. We saw her cough and shiver, reaching for a cup of tea that was always refilled by a maid right after she finished.

"I don't understand why you want to go."

My ear twitched as I heard Sakura swallow and breathe in deeply. "I…I need to learn how to drink blood."

Mother gave a sigh. Not one of worry, but more of relief. "So, you understand now. This is a life threatening problem, Sakura." She stated. I could tell she wasn't looking at us yet by her shadow. My said sister nodded, shaking a little.

"I know. Which is why I want to go."

"Why is Sasuke-kun going?"

I immediately replied before Sakura, "I want to make sure Sakura is in no danger whatsoever and will stay with her as long as she's there."

A long awkward silence followed my statement. Sakura watched mother's shadow nervously. I could tell she was afraid that mother would say no to me accompanying her. That actually made me feel a little…good. Finally, a sigh broke the slightly tense air.

"I will try to visit you as soon as you can…" She said weakly. Sakura shook her head and answered for me,

"No, please, don't. We'll be fine."

Mother stayed still and silent for a minute, as if waiting for a reason for her to believe we'll be fine. I gulped and straightened my back a bit more than it was.

"We will not let the revered Uchiha Family fall in ruin, for we are its successors."

"What of Itachi?" She asked. We could tell she was seeing right through the sliding doors and staring right into our eyes.

"Itachi-kun is busy, right now. If we inform him of our problems, it will only stress him out more as it is." Sakura replied, her eyes saddening at the memory of Itachi leaving us; his sad smile before he turned around and disappeared into the light. He was the new leader of the clan. We were its successors.

Mother remained silent at this, too. Her mind was silent, too, something she trained herself to do from enemies who had a mind reading power like I.

"Please, be on your guard."

We both straightened up.

"I want to explain to you what you should do when you get there."

We nodded our heads.

I wasn't surprised that so far, we were doing everything in unison.

"There are creatures there you may have seen, and may have not. Sasuke-kun, I want you to remain by Sakura-chan at all times. Tsunade-san has given you two privileges, more than other students but enough still keep you rehabilitating."

I nodded.

"Some of the creatures may be enemies of vampires. I'm sure you are aware of the injured vampire hunters, who may have not completely gotten used to being around vampires and may be vengeful, and werewolves, who may not like sitting in the same room as you."

We both nodded.

"But, you have some allies in there, too. You'll find out soon when you get there."

Allies?

"Once you are both better, we will start preparing for the wedding. Yes?"

I glanced at Sakura. At times like these, I felt anxious that I couldn't read her mind. All I needed to know was if she wanted to marry me or not.

She nodded, her expression still unreadable. That was quite rare, too, since she was one of the most emotional vampires I have met. Why did she have to make such an unreadable expression when I want to know what she's thinking?!

I sighed inwardly.

This might be a long while…


"Naruto, shut the fuck up!"

"What's wrong with you, teme?!"

"Nothing! It's that something's wrong with YOU."

"At least I don't have chicken butt hair!"

"At least I'm not BLONDE."

"DO YOU HAVE THING AGAINST BLONDES, YOU…What's racist but with hair…Uh…Uhm…HAIRIST."

"SO, WHAT? I'M PRETTY SURE YOU'D DROWN IF I GLUED A MIRROR TO THE BOTTOM OF A POND."

"AH-"

YEAH, he had no comeback for THAT one.

I was angry. My head was pounding and my eyebrows just couldn't relax. I tapped the arm rest impatiently. I could tell Sakura was worried about me, since she sent me a look. I returned it with a small smile, but I turned away and frown, grumbling insults to the blonde. She sighed with relief.

Now, I think she understood I wasn't mad at her.

I wasn't.

Really.

Moreover, I was irritated I wouldn't really have privacy. I don't know what they do here, but I'm pretty sure the workers are nosy.

I.

Hate.

Nosy.

Creatures.

Whether it be HUMAN or INHUMAN, I DON'T CARE-

"We're here!"

I turned to see Naruto pressing his face against the window and grunted. If he was a dog (He acts like one), he'd be wagging his tail a mile a minute. Sakura rolled her eyes and laughed. The fancy car slowly halted to a stop, and to my dread, the door finally opened.

Here it was.

A large mansion-like estate.

This was a rehab?

…It didn't…Really look like anything I imagined.

"Come on, Sasuke-kun."

I snapped out of my revere and went back to my cool.

"Yeah, yeah."

….

…..

Everything was replaying.

And I've come to a realization.

I felt a hand on my shoulder and turned to look at her.

"You should go."

Did Sakura already know about my problem?

I bit my lip and tried to shake it off.

Ow.

Headache.


We entered, a weird breeze of mixed scents making my nose sting.

Sakura clutched to my arm, whether from protectiveness or from just being scared, I couldn't tell. A lot of the female residents were staring at me, but then again, there were a lot of scary looking creatures walking around. Then, I felt my instincts sharpen and a growl quietly emitting from my throat. What-

Oh.

…Males are sending Sakura some glances…

I felt Sakura's grip tighten on my arm. I looked down to see a scolding look on her face. Rolling my eyes, I grunted. This is how Sakura and I communicated. Through emotions, and sometimes, through telepathy.

I felt my vision become more focused; enough for me to see specs of dust. I looked around.

There was a blue-haired gothic looking girl sitting in the corner, her legs hunched up, a marker in her hand, slashing something in a fashion magazine. She was faerie; I could tell as I saw her glamour peeling off, revealing her bluish skin, and her eyes flashing from a human's to a fairy's.

Their was a guy next to her. He had dried blood all over him. He didn't make me hungry, nor did it seem to make Sakura or Naruto hungry. It was already far from being edible. He was lying down, his eyes glass-like, his skin deathly pale, and his body motionless. It seemed to me that he wasn't dead. He was undead.

I felt a disgusting smell sink into my nose and twitched.

A werewolf happened to pass by. Our eyes locked and immediately, we glared at each other, quietly growling at each other in warning. Then he snorted and continued walking out of my sight.

"Sasuke-kun?"

I looked down at Sakura and sighed. I rubbed her back, hoping that would assure her that I was okay. She didn't look too convinced.

"So, you're the three newcomers Mikoto has been telling me about."

I turned to the side, alarmed, to see a blonde woman with her arms crossed under her large…chest. I felt Sakura shudder and nod.

She's a witch.

I heard her tell me in my mind. I grunted and rolled my eyes.

I can tell. Based on appearance, she may not just be a healer. Be on your guard.

The woman examined all three of us, one by one. Her amber brown eyes going up and down, move her mouth side to side. She made a satisfied sound and broke into grin. She turned to Sakura, immediately making me hold onto her protectively. She gave a hearty laugh, startling dobe and me.

"Geez, you're so protective. I'm not going to eat you or anything." That wasn't so convincing. Her eyes looked at me, as if reading my mind, and snorted. "The only thing I'm interested in is this." She held up a bottle of wine and grinned.

"I think that's getting to your head, obaa-chan."

I flinched and whipped my head around to look at the Narutard. Sakura followed my action, but I don't think she had any mean thoughts about the idiot.

"Oh?" She smirked and leaned forward. I put a hand over Sakura's eyes and looked away. "Really now, boy?"

I glanced to see their faces inching, challenging each other, ready to; A, turn the other into a frog. B, rip the other into shreds. But, the next thing shocked me.

The witch straightened her back, put her hand out to the blonde and smirked. "I like you, blondie. You got guts. My name's Tsunade, head of this rehab." Naruto grinned and took the hand, shaking it roughly. "You shouldn't be talking to me about my hair color. Thanks, I get that a lot. The name's Naruto. Nice to meet ya, granny."

I took my hand off Sakura's eyes and then crossed my arms. I shook my head; they were now engaged in a 'who-can-shake-the-other's-hand-harder' contest. Sakura gulped, and I can see why. Their knuckles were turning from white to red. I cleared my throat, causing them to immediately let go of each other's hands. She walked over to me and ruffled my hair, as if I was kid. I growled.

"So, you're Mikoto's son. You look a bit like her." She smiled. Then, I saw her turn to Sakura and smile a weird smile. The kind a teacher does when their student makes them proud. "You must be her daughter, A.K.A." The blonde woman looked at me and smirked. "His soon-to-be wife."

I felt my face heat up a bit. I needed something to look at. But, when I glanced at Sakura, I found myself amused to see she was blushing madly and quite happy that I looked at her instead of the floor. I felt something warm in my chest, but gulped it down.

She ruffled my hair. "Come, I'll show you to your room." Tsunade motioned for us to follow.

We walked by so many people- I mean, creatures, that I think I was already used to it. But, I couldn't help but glare whenever they smiled at me or looked me in the eye. I noticed the male creatures were checking out Sakura, causing me to instinctively growl at anyone who got too close.

Faeries; boys, girls, it didn't matter. Some were so dark and wore gothic clothes, probably belonging to the Moon Court; they didn't even give us a glance. Some radiated with happiness and skipped down the hallway, probably belonging to the Sun Court; they waved, quite friendly. Sakura would wave back. Then, their were the ones who looked broken. Their glamour was peeling, their pixie dust wouldn't float around in the air but fall to the ground, their wings unseen, and their eyes glazed with crazy. They were the ones who would eye Naruto or me hungrily and glare at Sakura like a bug.

"The faeries here are of many colors. You can tell that they are the highest level if their back is straight, they look more human, and their head is held high, despite what court they belong to. The lower leveled ones can't keep their glamour up and look more like a monster than a faerie. Those are the type who won't be accepted back into their court until they're rehabilitated." Tsunade explained. I learned that the higher the level you are here, the more you have been rehabilitated and closer to getting better. "The Moon and the Sun court both learn to cooperate here."

We passed an indoor fountain, something I felt that Sakura was excited to see. So, there were the mermaids. They were singing and playing in the water, looking quite happy. Others, though didn't move.

"Not too many mermaids here. You can tell they're not good based on their energy and their singing. If they don't sing, something is definitely wrong. But, humans are prohibited in this area, since they are easily enticed into the water and possibly drowned." She caught me having a worried face, my grip on Sakura tightening unconsciously. Tsunade laughed. "Don't worry. Only humans. They aren't interested in anything else."

We passed some pale looking humans, probably the zombies. I didn't listen to her explanation, because I could tell myself. If they spoke and replied much like a regular human, the higher level they are. The faster they move, the higher level they are. Pale skin and glassy eyes are a zombie's features.

"It's a sad story for zombies." Tsunade sighed. "Most of their parents abandon them, too scared to accept the fact that their children turned into zombies. This epidemic has yet to be discovered by humans, since so far, only teenagers are still alive despite the fact that their body isn't. We keep the secret safe by erasing the memory of humans who rejected their zombie child."

I felt Sakura's grip loosened. She was always like this, feeling worried or sad for anyone but herself. Sometimes, she appeared selfish, but…

Hm. I noticed we haven't seen any werewolves.

"Well, we're close to the vampire section."

"Oi, granny, where's the mutts?" Naruto asked as he put his hands behind his back. I rolled my eyes. He was begging for a fight from anyone, wasn't he.

"Werewolves." She corrected, as she, too, rolled her eyes at him. It was his personality. "They're on the other side, safely away from vampires. No worries. They have their territory so they'll stay out of yours. The only times you'll see them is during rehab activities. Most of them can control themselves, but the newcomers rarely can. So, if we get any, we'll be happy to inform you."

I relaxed enough to the point that I wouldn't lash at anyone within three feet of Sa-- me.

"Here's your room." Tsunade finally said after what seemed like forever. Naruto, and I think even Sakura, gaped at the royal room. I frowned. It was nothing special. But, I guess you wouldn't see this kind of thing in a rehab. I heard the witch laugh before she disappeared in a bunch of smoke.

I saw a yellow blur zoom from the spot next to me and jump onto the bed. Sakura laughed when she saw the idiot lay on the plush bed, lounging with a Cheshire grin on his face.

"Ahhhhh! This is the LIFE."

But, then suddenly, I heard Sakura's giggles grew quieter. When everything was silent, besides Naruto's relieved sighs, she gulped. I sent her a look, but she returned it with a weird one.

….

…..

I growled.

"Oh, don't tell me he's sleeping with us."


"Why do I have to sleep on the fucking couch!?"

"Naruto, if you don't do it, I swear, I'm going to throw you in that mermaid infested fountain."

"I won't care! Besides, those mermaids were pretty hot."

I rolled my eyes and got ready to yell more, but I was interrupted when I felt a tap on my shoulder.

"Ne, Sasuke-kun, why don't we all sleep in the same bed? I mean, we did it all the time when we were little…"

"That's when we were little." I retorted as crossed my arms. "But, now he's a fully developed hormone filled vampire." Sakura tilted her head to the side. "Hormone filled vampire?" Naruto snorted and threw a pillow at me, which I caught with one hand.

"That's stupid, teme! Vampires can't have hormones!"

God. Tomorrow's going to be a long day.

…At times like these, I wished Advil would work on vampires.


A/N: I looked at the story stats and it didn't get as many hits as I hoped it did, despite the fact that it was put on a good number of peoples faves and alerts. Thank you, reviewers who took the time to write me one. I'll try my best to get more people to read.

I apologize about any mistakes in here.

Preview:

When I realized whose arms were around me, I gasped. "Eh? Wh-What a-are you guys doing here?"

-Sakura

Hint: She's not saying it to Sasuke or Naruto.