Me: My apologies! I have been so busy…(Algebra I, Honors I, Intro to Science, Life) with school!
Bella: We forgive you!
Me: Yay!
Edward: NOW WRITE(TYPE)
Me: -sniff sniff- wah…
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight…but I do own the pillows I sew in Life! (I do a damn good job too)
Bella's POV
So here I was. In Charlie's cruiser, with the cake, heading to La Push. After Alice had scared me with her knowing about my cake, I deduced that Edward had told her what color I had frosted it, and she made assumptions. Alice was so ditzy sometimes.
"Here we are." Charlie said.
He parked the car, and we climbed out.
A man in a wheelchair rolled out, followed by a boy whom looked my age.
"Billy, Jacob, this is Bella." Charlie said.
"Hi." I said waving with the one hand I didn't have the package in.
Edward's POV
"Oh Alice you know I'm not good at poetry…" I moaned.
"Well, I see plenty of Bella in our future, so get to writing!" She called, tromping down the stairs.
And so I did. I wrote, and wrote, scribbled out, and wrote some more. God I hated it. What seemed like forever later, I finally had a good one.
"Edward! I love it!" Alice squealed.
"Yeah, you would know." I muttered.
She laughed.
"Let me read it." She said reaching out for the piece of paper.
I let her have it, and she cleared her throat.
"I'll stop loving you, when diamonds never sparkle, and flowers cease to grow. When thunder never echoes, and rivers don't flow. When hearts no longer wonder, and hands are never held. When smiles are only memories, and hope is never felt. When trees no longer blossom, and stars refuse to shine. When God alone commands me, then I'll stop loving you." She recited.
I could hear clapping from down below. No doubt Esme, Rosalie, and Carlisle liked it.
"Wonderfully sick!" Emmett yelled, laughing.
I heard a smack and an 'ow' from Emmett.
"Rosalie got to him." I muttered.
"I saw that coming!" Alice yelled.
"Then why didn't you tell me? I could've been out of here before you read that sick little disgusting…ow!" Another smack to Emmett.
"Saw that one too!"
"Shut up you pixie!"
Rosalie growled as I saw in her head, Emmett backing away.
"Rose, honey, don't do anything hasty…" He muttered.
I chuckled and snatched the poem back, tucking it in my jacket.
"Of course, Bella will love it." Alice crooned.
I rolled my eyes, and smiled.
"Where is she Alice?" I asked.
"…That's weird…I can't see her…" Alice mumbled.
I gazed at her apprehensively.
"What?" I asked, absolutely petrified.
"Look for Charlie's mind." Alice suggested.
I searched around.
Bella and Jake seem to be getting along fine…I think they will make a fine couple.
Charlie's thoughts invaded my mind.I frowned.
"What is it?" Alice asked, anxious.
"Bella is still with Jacob Black…and Charlie thinks they will make a fine couple." I said lowly.
"It's okay sweetie…" Esme whispered.
"You should see how she looks at you. She will never love another more than you." Carlisle said.
"Well, I think she looks at you with disgust! I mean, come on it's really plain to see it on her…ow! Rose! Quit! That really hurts! Ouch!" Emmett's pain brought a smile to my face.
"I saw that-"
"Don't even say it short stuff!" Emmett roared.
"Bring it big girly man!" Alice shouted back.
I was surprised. Alice was not one to lose her temper that easily.
"My pleasure. I could kick your butt any day sister because you are a girl and-ow! Rose! Dammit! What the hell?! Ouch!" He yelled.
"I am a female too you idiot!" Rosalie hissed as she beat on him.
"Come on, sweetie! I didn't mean you…I just meant Alice-ow! Don't take it the wrong way! Ouch! Rose!"
"Treat women fairly, Emmett." Carlisle said, not bothering to intervene.
He probably didn't bother to intervene because sooner or later, Rose was gonna forgive him and they were going to have a nice romp later on.
"Uh! Sickening! Don't you dare, Emmett!" Alice said, obviously looking for future Emmett hurting moments, as she witnessed a scene with Rosalie and Emmett.
I laughed at her, and she snarled at me. Eventually, Jasper settled it all down. Emmett and Rosalie went to hunt and um…have some fun…to put it in a laments term.
"I see Bella now." Alice said.
"Is she home?" I asked.
"Actually, she is struggling to find her way here." Alice said.
That was all I heard before I was out the door and into my Volvo. I cruised out of the garage, and headed around, following directions in Charlie Swan's head.
Bella's POV
Charlie and I had fun at Billy's. Jacob is, like, my best friend. A sudden screech of a car startled me, and I almost fell down. Booming laughter came from inside the Volvo.
"Stupid shiny Volvo owner." I mumbled.
He laughed some more, and I got inside the car.
"Well hello Miss Swan." Edward said happily.
I frowned at him, as he took off.
"What were you doing? Stalking me?" I asked.
"Yes." He said seriously.
Color invaded my face, and I felt it go hot. He smiled a crooked smile at me, and I knew he was joking. I noticed that we were almost out of Forks, and I turned to look at him.
"Where the hell are we going?" I asked.
"We are going to join my family in Port Angeles." He said casually.
"Where are they?" I asked.
"The mall!" Alice said popping up from the back seat.
I screamed.
"Surprise!" She said
Edward laughed at my expression.
"Why…are they…at the mall?" I asked, getting my heart rate back to normal.
"They are picking out nice clothes for dinner tonight! You're coming with us to be Edward's date!" Alice said happily.
Edward cleared his throat.
"Or friend if that's what you prefer." Alice said, a visible pout on her lips.
"No, a date is fine." I said smiling.
What the hell did I just say?
I thought stupidly.Alice's face brightened, and Edward coughed a bit.
"See? Edward's happy!" Alice said messing up his hair.
Alice finally slipped back in the seat to look out the windows. In the quietness of the car, Edward's hand touched mine. I gently grabbed his icy hand, and he smiled over at me. He knew how shy I was, and he wanted me to know that he understood it.
Me: Yesh. Alice loves to shop!
Alice: Raven! Shop. NOW.
Me: No Alice…t-take Bella!
Alice: She is off with Edward -grabs me and drags me out of there-
Me: HELP!!
-Bella comes out from hiding in a closet-
Bella: Review for her please. Thank you.
