Author's Note: Ummmm many sexual innuendo's? Hahahahahahaha. Humor makes me smile. Really it does. Sweeney has a sick mind in many different ways... Mr. Big Ego.
Dislaimer: I own... ownage.
Oooh Mr. Todd...
"Tha's not my decision ter make, Sweeney." She whispered, laying her head back on the pillow. "But wot are yeh going ter do about poor ol' Johanna?"
"Johanna's gone."
"Wot?" She asked, her eyes soft.
"After you kind of, passed out, Johanna and I talked, and she left with Anthony." Sweeney felt himself shake. "I told her it was for the best. Anthony will take good care of her. Much better care of her than I could have ever of."
"But now yeh 'ave yerself another kid on the way... an' we 'ave Toby-" Nellie whispered, kissing the side of his face softly. "An' yeh've go' me."
Sweeney smiled at her, knowing she was right. Lucy might have regained her memories, and Johanna might have thought her father was insane... but none of that mattered as he layed there with Nellie. Because whenever he was with her, the whole world seemed a little less gray.
Nellie decided, pregnant or not, she was going to continue to run the pie shop. So as a few weeks passed, turning into a month, people barely realized anything was wrong with her at all. Toby on the otherhand, had noticed right away.
"Mum, wot's the matter?" Toby asked as she reached for a hot oven rack, pain across her face.
"Nothing love, can yeh jus' take these out o' 'ere fer me?" She mumbled, holding her stomach and pulling away from the oven.
"Sure." Toby grabbed the pies and set them on the counter. "Now wot's wrong?"
"I donno if yeh'll be 'appy if I tell yeh." She paused then smiled. "I guess I shoul', seein' as 'ow yer my son an' all now."
Toby cocked his head to the side.
"I'm pregnant with Mr. Todd's baby." She whispered, joy falling over her features.
Toby stared at her, his face blank. She watched as his eyes rolled back and the pies fell out of his hands and onto the floor, and he soon followed, hitting his head off of the oven door.
"Toby!" She yelled, leaning down to him.
He was passed out cold.
"What's the matter Nellie?" Sweeney asked, rushing in the door.
"Toby passed out when I told 'im I was pregnant."
"Gimme him." Sweeney pulled the boy into his arms and sighed, carrying him into the living room. "Pathetic oaf of a boy."
Although Sweeney was annoyed, he gentley placed the boy in the chair, making sure not to wake him up. Nellie smiled at his small moment of kindness. She wasn't used to him being nice to Toby... it made everything seem out of place.
"What are you staring at?" Sweeney asked, folding his arms across his chest, raising an eyebrow in suspision.
"You." She whispered, averting her gaze from him to Toby. "Poor lad. 'E does everythin' 'e can fer me, and I make the poor thing pass ou'."
He smiled over at her, watching her eyes as they slipped from Toby to the kitchen. "Do you want me to take over shop today, Eleanor?"
"Why would I want yeh ter close up yeh're shop Mr. Todd?"
"Eleanor." He simply stated, stepping closer to her so that his warm breath would fall onto her lips. "Stop calling me "Mr." all the time. It's high time you start to get used to calling me Sweeney."
"Bu' tha' feels weird." She managed to slip out before he briefly swept a kiss across her lips.
"It doesn't matter. Plus, after the baby is born, I don't want you screaming "Mr. Todd" everytime we make love. Saying Sweeney isn't a waste of syllabulls or your precious breath." He paused. "You'll need as much as you can when you're with me in bed."
She had completely ignored his egotistical remarks, because now, she didn't want to be preganant anymore. "I 'ate yeh."
"Why? Someone a little hot?" Sweeney sneered, enjoying the frustration across her lips.
"Dammit Sweeney." She huffed out a sigh then smiled lightly. "Yeh take over the shop, I need ter take a bit o' a nap anyway."
He kissed her again and supressed a giggle as she left the room.
He always won their arguments.
End Note: Bwahahaha his humor is sick. Kind of like mine... but that's okay. People! You need to check out my forum for the c2 community I created. Hecks yes it's amazing. And so are the reviews you all leave. And be sure to check out the new story I'm doing for Sweeney Todd. :D Much love.
