Naruto was sitting in the room with his hands tied behind his back and his legs strapped to the legs of the chair. He had a piece of cloth in his mouth and was looking at everything with frightened eyes. At the same time he was desperately thinking how to escape the grip of two furious girls in the face of Sakura and Ino arguing, which one will get him first?!

He tried to move his legs, but his efforts proved useless. He couldn't move at all. "Damn all those girls!" thought Naruto "I bet it was Sakura who tied me up. Cause the strength of these ropes is not human!"

He started jumping along with the chair towards the exit. But he accidentally tripped and with a loud crash fell on his face breaking the chair behind him. The two girls turned their heads toward him and Sakura said "We have been arguing far too long. Our 'prey' almost escaped. We can't wait much longer. Let's decide with rock, paper, and scissors."

So they did it. Three times. And Sakura won. Ino's face slightly squinted with regret, and then both of them walked towards Naruto.

"Think…think!" thought Naruto "I am older than them in this look, so I must be stronger too. Ino doesn't do any problem, but Sakura…" While he was thinking, Sakura and Ino managed to untie and drag him to the bed, which was in the room. Naruto was surprised to see that he can't get out of their grip, and by their faces, he figured out that they were really serious. These news didn't help in anyway.

Naruto started struggling, kicking, pulling, and doing anything he could, but with no effect. Finally when Sakura lifted him and threw him on the bed, Naruto's back twitched from pain. For half a second he didn't understand what happened, until he saw Sakura sitting on him.

Naruto's face turned all red, and sweat started pouring on his forehead. He liked Sakura, he wanted her to be his girlfriend, but he never even thought of THIS!!! Naruto tried to free himself from her grip, but as usual it was pointless. "God, wherever you are, PLEASE, SAVE ME…" thought Naruto and saw Sakura put her hand on her neck, towards the zipper of her shirt.

Naruto's dreams started coming true, but in this weird way. The only thing he could do was force himself to close his eyes, and think "I am not a pervert, I am not a pervert, I am not a pervert…but I still want to see… no stop…just open one eye and close it immediately…"

Naruto's eyelid started slowly to crawl up, only to see Sakura's face right over his. For an instant, Naruto heard only his racing heartbeat; until he closed his eyes shut again and gently pushed away Sakura, still holding his hand stretched forward.

His mind was as if on fire "Do I want this…or no…i…can't decide yet…all my life I wanted Sakura-chan to like me…but now I kind of …feel this is …way too much…no…I definitely like Sakura-chan…but…damn everything…my mind is slowly gazing away…I may lose…control any second…I had my dreams…but…Sakura-chan..."

Suddenly something woke him from his half slumber. Still closing his eyes, he felt something in his hand…something soft…and kind of strange…and…squishy…wait a minute…SQUISHY!!!???

Then he heard a voice, probably Ino, speaking "Sakura! What the hell! It is my turn now! Get off him!"

Sakura answered "No way, Ino! You will scare him away with yours! He looks like he is enjoying himself, see! "

"Enjoying himself?! Are you crazy, Sakura! Don't you see? He even closed his eyes so he won't see such a shame, you flat-chest!"

"Flat-chest…?" suddenly Naruto got what they were talking about. But it took him a minute to figure out what he was holding. "Flat-chest…something soft and squishy…flat-chest…OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That was IT! "ENOUGH!!!" he shouted, jumped up, throwing surprised Sakura off him, and running towards the door with the speed he never even thought he would have. Behind him he heard angry voices shouting, but he didn't care. The only thing that was in his mind was running to his house as fast as he could. His heart throbbing like crazy, he jumped outside, and found himself in Sakura's house. He flew to his house on his sheer memory, as if a herd of crazed rhinos were running after him.

In a minute he found himself standing in his room, and throwing himself on his bed. He lay on his back for five minutes, his head throbbing. The whole thing was too much for today. He felt as if he was squished by a giant hand, and all his strength was dripping away.

For an instant nothing happened. The wind was blowing through the window, and everything was calm and peaceful. Suddenly, a dark shadow arose in the window. He turned his head, and froze in place.

On the window frame sat Sasuke.