AN: anyway I wanted to ask you guys, should I be a real writer. This is an honest question, and currently I am thinking of my career right now. (it is 1-26-09 when I write this) tell me what do you think. And be honest.
Chris: Last time on Total Cyber Island, our players had to be tortured, some could do it, others couldn't do it. Bren and Kenny were the 2 players who did their challenges but in the end Bren just didn't have the guts to continue, Chase had to leave because unlike the rest of us, he couldn't take a good Rick Roll. Who will leave tonight, who is the Dark Knight, and does my avatar look cool on this show, all this and more on TOTAL CYBER ISLAND.
Theme song plays
Opens to Aries shooting down soda Bottles from the Tavern Roof and everyone watching
Bren: good shot
Aries: Thanks
He shoots down another one
AJ: Let me try
She pulls out a kunai knife and toss it at the bottle and it falls to the ground
Aries: not bad
Chris: Ahem, guys it's time for the next challenge
Aries: alright, let me guess…wading through a swamp
Confession cam, Chris: Sorry but I'm saving that for next season
Chris: On the contrary, what will happen will be this, you guys will be in a cave, a large cave with many paths, basically, we have a special guest
Kenny: I got 300 gil that it's Chef
Aries: I'll take that bet
Chris: Our guest will be Chef Hatchet
Aries forks over some coins
Ean: Let me guess, the winner is the last person standing, and the loser vote off someone
Chris: Close, the loser will be chosen by Chef himself
Everyone is worried now, including Bren
Chris: also I wouldn't try to fight, you see he is a Level 70 hunter and I don't think you want to try to mess with him.
They are warped to the mouth of the cave
Chris: Now then, you guys get a 30 second head start before Chef runs in, so you better make the most of it, oh and beware of traps, you will sent out if your HP goes down to zero.
Everyone runs into the cave
Confession cam, Chris: this is gonna be fun
Everyone splits up at the fork in the paths (4 paths) Bren and Kenny went one way, Isobel and Hao went another, AJ and Aries went 3rd and Bui and Ean went a 4th way
Chris to the camera: chef that's your cue
Chef who is in a ranger outfit (think Faramir from Lord of the rings) complete with long bow, and dagger on the belt
Chef: Oh yeah, time for some hunting
He walks into the cave and sniffs the ground
Chef: Bren…
He takes the path that Bren and Kenny took
Kenny to Bren: You sure he will come this way
Bren: If I know Chef, he would like some revenge for that time I beat him in combat
Kenny: makes sens-
Bren cuts him off and points to the trap wire
Kenny: I see….I see
Moves the Chef who sees them
Chef: It's show time
Bren and Kenny run over the trap without activating it
Bren: come on, I hope your hunting is better then your cooking
Confession cam, Chef: Ok that really hurts; sometimes I wish people could enjoy my food
Chef glares at them and runs to them, unaware that he set off a trip wire
Bren: Hey Chef, look down
Chef: Huh?
He looks down and sees the now broken wire
Chef: Oh-
He is hit by a log and sent flying into a wall
Bren: Wow, odd how he didn't notice that
Kenny: I know, you think he would have saw that
They run away
Chef: I'm not getting paid enough for this.
He decided to back track and hunt someone else, so when he goes back he takes the path Isobel and Hao took.
Isobel: Think he is on to us?
Hao: you go on ahead
Isobel: Huh?
Hao: I will hold him off, you win this challenge
Isobel kisses him then continues onward, just as Chef goes into his corridor
Hao: Bring it o-
He is cut off by an arrow in the chest making him disappear
Chef: One down, 7 to go
Confession cam, Isobel: I felt bad for Hao
Chef runs through the path ways and he sees Isobel
Chef: Say good night
Isobel grins
Isobel: Good night
Isobel punches the wall and part of the ceiling falls, but it didn't fall on Chef
Isobel: Huh, it always works in the movies
She is shot and she disappears
Chef backtracks and takes the path Ean and Bui take
Chef: Can't hide from me Bui turns and tries to swing the sword but it gets stuck in the ceiling making Chef laugh, but then Bui kicks him in the crotch
Ean: Way to go
They run off but Chef gets back up angry
Chef: Oh you didn't just do that
He fires an arrow and it hits Bui then he fires another then it hits Ean making them both lose
Chef: Lets see…we got the ninja girl and…him
He takes the path Aries and AJ took and he runs off
Aries to AJ at a fork in the cave: Ok here is the plan, you run ahead, and I will make sure he follows me this way
He points to the left path
AJ: got it
AJ takes the right path and Aries calls out to Chef
Aries: Hey chef over here, on your left
Aries runs to the left path and he is followed by Chef
Chef: THIS IS FOR THE ARMY EPISODE
Aries: Oh yeah, that was a good episode
His reply is and arrow in the back making him lose
Chef: Now for the ninja
He takes AJ's path and he sees she is at a dead end
AJ: well this stinks….
Chef: Sure does
AJ makes some hand signs
Chef: Uh oh
AJ: FIRE STYLE FIRE BALL JUTSU
She sends a huge fire ball at Chef making him charred, in which he breaths out a puff of smoke
Chef: oh you get it now
He fires an arrow and she is taken out
Back where Kenny and Bren are, they made it to a large room
Bren: Kenny you go on ahead, I will take care of Chef
Kenny: But….
Bren: GO!
Kenny: Ok dude, be carful
Kenny runs off and Chef comes inside of the room
Bren: It's just you and me now
The FF12 boss theme plays
Bren Selects Rage of Tenkage
Bren: RAGE OF TENKAGE
Bren's attack is double
Chef Selects poison arrow
Chef: This will take you down
He fires and it hits Bren's shoulder and he throws up
Bren takes 200 damage, Bren is poisoned
Bren HP 400
Bren takes 50 poison Damage
Bren HP 350
Bren: Not bad….too bad you loose
Bren selects God of War
Bren: Blade Art, God of War
Bren is moving so fast he looks like a blur, as he strikes Chef multiple times (500 to be precise)
Chef takes 999 damage
Bren: Had enough
Bren takes 250 damage
He clutches his chest from the pain of the move
Chef pulls out a bottle and drinks it
Chef consumed Elixir, all wounds healed
Bren: this is just great
Bren throws up again
Bren loses 50 HP
Bren HP 50
Bren: guess it's time I use it…
Muramasa starts glowing
Chef: What is going on?
Bren: Legend says, the wielder of Muramasa must fight until his life is snuffed out….my wounds feed's it power….
Bren twirls it and Charges at Chef
Bren Attack
Bren's vision gets blurry and he misses Chef
Bren Misses
Chef grabs Bren
Chef: Boy, you pretty tough, glad to fight you
Chef drops Bren and Bren's HP goes to 0 making him disappear
At the RPG town square
Chris: quite a show, big fight, saw some action, and Kenny wins; now Chef told me who he wants to leave TCI….Aries, sorry dude but you have to go.
A hole opens up below Aries and he drops through it
Chris: The rest of you, prepare yourself for my next, awesome challenge
Screen goes blank
Character status
Bren 600 HP
Blade Master
Ean 500 HP
Summoner
Owen 600 HP
Fist Fighter
Taken Out, reason: Voted off
AJ 600 HP
Kunoichi
Isobel 600 HP
Martial Artist
Hao 600 HP
Martial Artist
Bui 500 HP
Heavy Knight
Kenny 600 HP
Nature Shaman
Chase 500 HP
Black Mage
Taken Out, reason: Voted off, couldn't do his torture
Aries 600 HP
Magic Gunman
Taken Out, reason: Chef chose him to leave
Izzy 500 HP
Beast Warrior
Taken Out, reason: didn't make it to the end
Gwen 500 HP
Necromancer
Taken Out, reason: Voted off
AN: One more hint about the Dark Knight, do you know Japanese?
