AN: anyway I wanted to ask you guys, should I be a real writer. This is an honest question, and currently I am thinking of my career right now. (it is 1-26-09 when I write this) tell me what do you think. And be honest.

Chris: Last time on Total Cyber Island, our players had to be tortured, some could do it, others couldn't do it. Bren and Kenny were the 2 players who did their challenges but in the end Bren just didn't have the guts to continue, Chase had to leave because unlike the rest of us, he couldn't take a good Rick Roll. Who will leave tonight, who is the Dark Knight, and does my avatar look cool on this show, all this and more on TOTAL CYBER ISLAND.

Theme song plays

Opens to Aries shooting down soda Bottles from the Tavern Roof and everyone watching

Bren: good shot

Aries: Thanks

He shoots down another one

AJ: Let me try

She pulls out a kunai knife and toss it at the bottle and it falls to the ground

Aries: not bad

Chris: Ahem, guys it's time for the next challenge

Aries: alright, let me guess…wading through a swamp

Confession cam, Chris: Sorry but I'm saving that for next season

Chris: On the contrary, what will happen will be this, you guys will be in a cave, a large cave with many paths, basically, we have a special guest

Kenny: I got 300 gil that it's Chef

Aries: I'll take that bet

Chris: Our guest will be Chef Hatchet

Aries forks over some coins

Ean: Let me guess, the winner is the last person standing, and the loser vote off someone

Chris: Close, the loser will be chosen by Chef himself

Everyone is worried now, including Bren

Chris: also I wouldn't try to fight, you see he is a Level 70 hunter and I don't think you want to try to mess with him.

They are warped to the mouth of the cave

Chris: Now then, you guys get a 30 second head start before Chef runs in, so you better make the most of it, oh and beware of traps, you will sent out if your HP goes down to zero.

Everyone runs into the cave

Confession cam, Chris: this is gonna be fun

Everyone splits up at the fork in the paths (4 paths) Bren and Kenny went one way, Isobel and Hao went another, AJ and Aries went 3rd and Bui and Ean went a 4th way

Chris to the camera: chef that's your cue

Chef who is in a ranger outfit (think Faramir from Lord of the rings) complete with long bow, and dagger on the belt

Chef: Oh yeah, time for some hunting

He walks into the cave and sniffs the ground

Chef: Bren…

He takes the path that Bren and Kenny took

Kenny to Bren: You sure he will come this way

Bren: If I know Chef, he would like some revenge for that time I beat him in combat

Kenny: makes sens-

Bren cuts him off and points to the trap wire

Kenny: I see….I see

Moves the Chef who sees them

Chef: It's show time

Bren and Kenny run over the trap without activating it

Bren: come on, I hope your hunting is better then your cooking

Confession cam, Chef: Ok that really hurts; sometimes I wish people could enjoy my food

Chef glares at them and runs to them, unaware that he set off a trip wire

Bren: Hey Chef, look down

Chef: Huh?

He looks down and sees the now broken wire

Chef: Oh-

He is hit by a log and sent flying into a wall

Bren: Wow, odd how he didn't notice that

Kenny: I know, you think he would have saw that

They run away

Chef: I'm not getting paid enough for this.

He decided to back track and hunt someone else, so when he goes back he takes the path Isobel and Hao took.

Isobel: Think he is on to us?

Hao: you go on ahead

Isobel: Huh?

Hao: I will hold him off, you win this challenge

Isobel kisses him then continues onward, just as Chef goes into his corridor

Hao: Bring it o-

He is cut off by an arrow in the chest making him disappear

Chef: One down, 7 to go

Confession cam, Isobel: I felt bad for Hao

Chef runs through the path ways and he sees Isobel

Chef: Say good night

Isobel grins

Isobel: Good night

Isobel punches the wall and part of the ceiling falls, but it didn't fall on Chef

Isobel: Huh, it always works in the movies

She is shot and she disappears

Chef backtracks and takes the path Ean and Bui take

Chef: Can't hide from me Bui turns and tries to swing the sword but it gets stuck in the ceiling making Chef laugh, but then Bui kicks him in the crotch

Ean: Way to go

They run off but Chef gets back up angry

Chef: Oh you didn't just do that

He fires an arrow and it hits Bui then he fires another then it hits Ean making them both lose

Chef: Lets see…we got the ninja girl and…him

He takes the path Aries and AJ took and he runs off

Aries to AJ at a fork in the cave: Ok here is the plan, you run ahead, and I will make sure he follows me this way

He points to the left path

AJ: got it

AJ takes the right path and Aries calls out to Chef

Aries: Hey chef over here, on your left

Aries runs to the left path and he is followed by Chef

Chef: THIS IS FOR THE ARMY EPISODE

Aries: Oh yeah, that was a good episode

His reply is and arrow in the back making him lose

Chef: Now for the ninja

He takes AJ's path and he sees she is at a dead end

AJ: well this stinks….

Chef: Sure does

AJ makes some hand signs

Chef: Uh oh

AJ: FIRE STYLE FIRE BALL JUTSU

She sends a huge fire ball at Chef making him charred, in which he breaths out a puff of smoke

Chef: oh you get it now

He fires an arrow and she is taken out

Back where Kenny and Bren are, they made it to a large room

Bren: Kenny you go on ahead, I will take care of Chef

Kenny: But….

Bren: GO!

Kenny: Ok dude, be carful

Kenny runs off and Chef comes inside of the room

Bren: It's just you and me now

The FF12 boss theme plays

Bren Selects Rage of Tenkage

Bren: RAGE OF TENKAGE

Bren's attack is double

Chef Selects poison arrow

Chef: This will take you down

He fires and it hits Bren's shoulder and he throws up

Bren takes 200 damage, Bren is poisoned

Bren HP 400

Bren takes 50 poison Damage

Bren HP 350

Bren: Not bad….too bad you loose

Bren selects God of War

Bren: Blade Art, God of War

Bren is moving so fast he looks like a blur, as he strikes Chef multiple times (500 to be precise)

Chef takes 999 damage

Bren: Had enough

Bren takes 250 damage

He clutches his chest from the pain of the move

Chef pulls out a bottle and drinks it

Chef consumed Elixir, all wounds healed

Bren: this is just great

Bren throws up again

Bren loses 50 HP

Bren HP 50

Bren: guess it's time I use it…

Muramasa starts glowing

Chef: What is going on?

Bren: Legend says, the wielder of Muramasa must fight until his life is snuffed out….my wounds feed's it power….

Bren twirls it and Charges at Chef

Bren Attack

Bren's vision gets blurry and he misses Chef

Bren Misses

Chef grabs Bren

Chef: Boy, you pretty tough, glad to fight you

Chef drops Bren and Bren's HP goes to 0 making him disappear

At the RPG town square

Chris: quite a show, big fight, saw some action, and Kenny wins; now Chef told me who he wants to leave TCI….Aries, sorry dude but you have to go.

A hole opens up below Aries and he drops through it

Chris: The rest of you, prepare yourself for my next, awesome challenge

Screen goes blank

Character status

Bren 600 HP

Blade Master

Ean 500 HP

Summoner

Owen 600 HP

Fist Fighter

Taken Out, reason: Voted off

AJ 600 HP

Kunoichi

Isobel 600 HP

Martial Artist

Hao 600 HP

Martial Artist

Bui 500 HP

Heavy Knight

Kenny 600 HP

Nature Shaman

Chase 500 HP

Black Mage

Taken Out, reason: Voted off, couldn't do his torture

Aries 600 HP

Magic Gunman

Taken Out, reason: Chef chose him to leave

Izzy 500 HP

Beast Warrior

Taken Out, reason: didn't make it to the end

Gwen 500 HP

Necromancer

Taken Out, reason: Voted off

AN: One more hint about the Dark Knight, do you know Japanese?