ATE: Finally updated.

Declaimer: I don't own Final Fantasy VII, Robot Chicken from Adult Swim, Burger King, or size=1 width=100% noshade>Chapter 5

Of Humor And Horror Movies

Cloud and I woke up the next day and had breakfast. As we ate I told him that I wanted to show him something on the computer that he would think was funny. After we ate, we went back to my room and I turned on the computer.

"Why are you on the computer?" He asked.

"What I wanted to show you is on the internet. You might find it funny, but I'm not sure." I said as I was now pressing the internet icon on the screen.

"Where is it at?"

"On youtube."

I was now on youtube. I clicked on video and typed in 'Robot Chicken Final Fantasy VII' and clicked search. I got my result, which was 'Final Fantasy 7 Burger King'. I clicked on it and told Cloud to watch with me.

The video started with the outside of Burger King and then switched to Cloud choping up potatoes with his sword. Tifa then come in.

"Cloud, the lunch rush is starting! We need those french fries!" Said Tifa.

It then switched to Cloud fighting a giant potato. It then attacks as a thing says 'potato attacks with masher!' on it and caused 20 damage to him. The attack menu then goes to special and selects 'chop'. The thing says 'Cloud attacks with special min. wage chop!' and causes 344 damage, killing the potato.

After that the screen then goes to Barret frying hamburger patties and Yuffie just standing there.

"We need more &#$ frozen patties, Yuffie!" Barret says.

"I'll get them! I'll get them!"

It switches to Aerith (or in this case Aeris) at the counter with tons of people waiting in line for food.

"..." Customer .

"I'm so hungry!" Customer 2.

"Hi, Mrs. Hungry can I call you 'so'?" Customer 3.

Yuffie then comes in and over to Aeris.

"Hurry, Aeris! The Manager is coming!" Says Yuffie.

It then goes back to Cloud choping potatoes. The door fling open to reveal...Sephiroth!

"Ha ha ha! Cloud, I need you to work on saturday!" Says Sephiroth.

"But I have Lakers Tickets!"

"Ha ha ha!"

"..."

It then shows Cloud fighting Sephiroth. 'Sephiroth attacks with Unpaid Overtime!' comes up and Cloud gets hit. 'Cloud attacks with Ultimate Weapon!' comes up and a image of space appears and you see something flying. It then hits and destroys Burger King.

Cloud and Barret emerge from the rubble.

"$#+!" Says Barret.

When it ended I looked at Cloud.

"So what do you think?" I asked.

"It's funny. I never expected Sephiroth to me the manager." He said.

"At least he's not as evil as the real Sephiroth, right?"

"True. That's just the 'average evil that everyone hates' type of person."

It was then that my door opened and Ashleigh came in.

"Hey. Do you two what to see a horror movie tonight?" She asked.

"Sure...why not?" I said.

True that I didn't like horror movies and all, but I might have overcome my fear of them since I've seen and (sorta) done the same thing. What could happen?

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I can't believe I asked that question. It's dark outside and we're all watching a horror movie. Cloud and I sat on the coach while Ashleigh sat in the chair.

It got to a scary part, and I couldn't help but hide my face in the pillow next to me. Even if I couldn't see what was happening, the sounds just made my mind think of stuff to fit them. I didn't even dare to look at the TV screen again now.

I soon felt Cloud's arms around me and started to draw me close to him and we both stood up.

"I think we should go." Cloud whispered to me.

Cloud walked me back to my room and we both entered. I went and sat on the bed. I could still hear the noises from the movie in my head. Cloud the sat next to me and then held me in his arms.

"Are you okay?" He asked.

"I think so. I never liked horror movies." I said.

"It's okay if you're scared. True that the real violence it inevitable, but the violence in that movie is something you're able to avoid seeing on a TV."

"That's true."

"It's late. Try to get so sleep."

I looked up at him.

"If I sleep, I might get images of that movie in my head."

"Don't worry. I'll be here. I would never let anything bad happen to you."

"Thank you."

"We leave tomorrow." He said.

I fell asleep soon enough, trying to drown out the images of the movie with thoughts of Cloud.


ATE: Sorry for the chapter being short and all. Please Update.