Chapter 3 the kiss

How do people on this planet show they're feelings? Well let me think I heard people saying I love you and putting their lips together but don't get any ideas! To late tak starts kissing zim on the lips and dib was coming to laugh at zim when he saw them kissing. What the zim your kissing tak! Zim pushed tak away. Dib what are you doing here? I came to laugh at you cause I win but you kissing tak now that is just wrong. I didn't kiss her she kissed me! Then the fib people were walking down the hall saying stuff like I've seen an alien but I've never seen a boy with that big of a head and lets do tests on the aliens now. Then the fbi saw dib and said were going to do tests on the aliens now so get out of the way so dib went out of the way with a huge smile on his face. Your going to do tests on tak and zim can I watch. Then the FBI said sure and zim and tak were curled up in different corners scared to death. Then the FBI guy said awww look there scared to death. Please don't kill us. Then dib started laughing then the FBI said who said anything about killing you little alien were going to use an x ray. Is an x ray a machine that will open us up so we can feel the pain but then well still be alive after and in soo much pain well kill ourselves? The FBI guy said no we could look inside you without even touching you. But he wants to destroy the earth he should feel pain. Fbi guy says no that's just inhumane. Dib the only reason I'm doing this is for my leaders all I want is to make them happy and you always interfere. So shut up dib

Because of you my worst fear is reality I hate you. This is your worst fear. Yes being caged shown to everyone getting tested on. I had no idea and I don't care. You should care because when I get out of here I'm going to kill you and taks going to help wah ha ha. Then the fbi guy said who said anything about you getting out of here were going to keep you here until you die from old age. Noooooooooooooo the humanity. Yes I get to spend the rest of my life with zim. The FBI guy says who says we need two aliens. Because I'm a girl and Zim's a boy so there. Yeah that does make sense says the FBI yesss I got my way yet again. That was stupid they were going to let you go and you gave them a reason for you to stay. I wanted to stay with you. Your starting to creep me out hay FBI whatever guy can I have a different cage. Fbi: no you can't we don't have enough funding for two separate cells. Let me out of here taks gone insane. Fbi: no I can't do that do you know long people have been trying to find out if there's life on other planets for over 100 years that's a long time. No that's not I'm over a hundred years old. How long do you humans live? Fbi: we only live to about 84 years old some live to 106 if they're lucky. Ha that's pathetic irkens live forever if no one kills us. Fbi: what useful information tell us more. If I do will you let us go. Fbi ha ha no we need to keep you here. Well if you do your entire stupid test then you'll know everything about us, you can take pictures and then you can let us go. Fbi: ha ha pretty smart but no, its better to have live aliens then just pictures. Zim starts to get really sad looking. Please please let us go I have a mission to do and gir is he ok. Yeah and Mimi is she ok too I want to know couldn't you put gir and Mimi in here with us. Dib thinks in his head wow I didn't think zim actually cared about gir and that's amazing how patient zim is with gir if gir was my robot id go insane. Fbi: ya I guess I could put the robots in with them. No don't put gir in here has so annoying I just wanted to know how he's doing. Fbi: too late and besides it would make room for the sea monster we found. Nooooooo its going to be even more torcher. Dib in his head I take back everything I just said in my head five minutes ago. fbi guy goes to get Mimi and gir and says to the guy who was watching them that they were going in another cage then the guy went up to him and started to cry happily thank you thank you sooooo much and then stood up and said I don't have to watch the annoying little robot anymore than the fbi guy said yes you do but now you have to watch two robots and two aliens. Then the guy yelled nooooooooooooo. So they took the two robots and threw them into the cage that zim and tak are in. Hi zim how's it going make me a sandwich. Noooooooooooooooo. Gaz came in and starts laughing evilly at zim. Ha ha misery this is fun to watch. Gaz what are you doing here. Here's are chance Mimi get us out of here now. A huge laser come out of mimis head and blasts through the wall and zim, tak, gir and Mimi escape then the fbi guy said get them so zim rides on girs back and tak rides on mimis back and they shot out of there and the guys start chasing them then zim says to tak go to my base we can get all my stuff and take the voot cruiser out of here Kay. Ok well do that. So they go to the base and put all zims stuff in the voot cruiser. Hey why do we have to hurry they cant get to my underground base they don't know how we can stay here as long as we want. Hey your right I thought you were a short cute idiot. Hey that's an insult except for the cute part wait you think I'm cute. Gir then comes out and starts singing. Tak and zim sitting in a tree k-I-s wait how do you spell kissing. Go away gir now before I blow you up. Yaaaay I want to blow up. Then I wont blow you up if you don't go away. Awwww I wanted to explode. Go away. Meanwhile dib was talking to the guards. You have to go to his house that's where he is. That's stupid that's the first place we would look. That's why they're hiding there. Maybe the bigheaded boy is right well look there. So they go to zim's house and bust down the door and go inside very quietly so zim doesn't hear them but their boots make so much noise zim here's them very loudly. Their here. So they don't know where we are wait dib dang that big head of his he'd know where we are but I don't know if dib is with them. Zim I know where you're hiding... so... There's... no... Point. Hiding. Dib is here he'll lead them right to us. How would dib know where to find you under ground base? He's been down here lots of times cause he sneaks down here then I find him then I kick him out. You need better security if we make it out alive I'm fixing your base.