Woot! Chapter update! (does a little dance) Well, I don't really have much to say except I had rekindled my love for HP fandom and I'm starting a rather strange HP fic. I've also considered writing a CATS slash fic so----man, this will be akward! Enjoy my loves!

-Quidam

P.S.

Skimbleshanks offically hates me because of the akward positions I put him in.


Mistoffelees could not escape the deadly glare of Mungojerrie no matter how hard he tried. Even hiding behind Alonzo didn't help any! The brawny tiger tom cast his deadly stare towards Mistoffelees who cowered behind his friend, Rumpelteazer still attached to him. Tumblebrutus was sitting next to him in a protective stance. Munkustrap had his arms cross, waiting for an explanation.

"Now, can you please tell me what is going on?" Munkustrap asked calmly.

"I'll tell you what's going on!" Mungojerrie cast Mistoffelees another look. "That good for nothing thief stole Rumpel right out of my arms!"

"I didn't! I swear to Heaviside I didn't!" Wailed the distraught tuxedo. "This is either a cruel joke or a curse! I haven't done anything wrong!"

"Liar!"

"Calm down, calm down!" The Jellicle protector ordered. He heaved a sigh and then turned to Tumblebrutus. "Tumble, could you possibly tell us what happened?"

"Well, me, Pouncel and Misto were running away from Electra," Tumble began. "When we ran into Mungo and Rumpel. And I mean we literally ran into them," Mistoffelees smirked. "We talked to Mungo for about five seconds and then we left. After we did, Rumpel tackled Mistoffelees and started all lovey dovey like she is now."

"What can I say?" Rumpelteazer giggled. "You can't stop the forces of love!"

"Are you feeling okay?" Alonzo asked her.

"I'm perfectly fine, thank you for asking!"

Munkustrap raised a brow, obviously confused. Mistoffelees groaned while Mungojerrie continued to kill him with his eyes.

"So let me get this straight, You two just bumped into the two of them, then you left and that's when Rumpel started acting so affectionate?" Both young toms nodded their heads. "Well, that is strange. Do you think Rumpel could be playing a joke?"

"Munkustrap!" She sounded utterly shocked. "How could you say such a thing? I would never joke around with Mistoffelees' heart and my feelings for him are as true as can be! I'm surprised you could even think that!"

"Are you sure you're okay?" Alonzo asked again, giving the queen a strange look.

"I am perfectly fine! As long as I'm with Mistoffelees," She nuzzled his arm again. "Then I'll be more than okay!"

Mungojerrie growled again as he tried to get free of Munkustrap's grip. Rumpelteazer huffed up, sticking her small, pink tongue out at him. Mistoffelees held his head, sighing sadly.


Skimbleshanks breathed with relief as he reached the car that he and his mate called home. He ran inside and closed the door shut. He peered over the window, making sure Cassandra hasn't followed him. He sighed again as he collapsed to the ground on the driver's seat.

"Phew! That was too close!" He said. "I guess Jenny is still out looking for me."

"I still don't understand why you bother with her," Skimbleshanks' body froze as he slowly turned around to see Cassandra who was lying on the dashboard. "I'm much more worth while."

Skimbleshanks darted towards the door but Cassandra was too quick for him. She pounced on him, turned him around and pinned him to the ground. She smiled at him, hunger dancing in her eyes. She licked her lips as if she were starving from famine. Skimbleshanks was trembling all over.

"Now Cassandra," He gulped, trying to sound manly. "See here. I am sorry but I do not find you in any way attractive but that is not to say that no other tom will. I am in love with Jennyanydots and that's the way it's going to stay."

"You're so cute when you're trying to act all brave," Cassandra smiled as she began to straddle the helpless tom. "Don't worry my dearest, I'll be gentle."

Skimbleshanks gulped again, his heart racing as Cassandra closed in. Just then, the door of the car opened.

"Skimble, are you back yet?" Jennyanydots climbed up onto the seat. "I--------"
"Jenny! Thank the Everlasting Cat!" Skimbleshanks then realized she wasn't saying anything. Her eyes were big as plates and her mouth was opened so wide that it a bird flew in, she could sallow it whole. It was then Skimbleshanks remembered the slim Havana brown on top of him. "Wait, now Jenny I know this looks wrong but there is an explanation for this!"

"Skimbleshanks!" The tom winced at the obvious disgust in his mate's voice. "How dare you! You come here, into our home, my home with this---this----this tart! Oh, you good for nothing scoundrel!"

"Jenny, please------"

"You vile ogre!"

"Jenny, darling."

"Slobbering, horrid, malodorous Pollicle!"

"Sweetheart, please watch your mouth." Skimble pleaded weakly.

Jennyanydots puffed up like a peacock before she spun around on her heel, fluffing her tail up. She then headed out the car without so much as a goodbye. Skimbleshanks' face looked devastated while Cassandra was wearing a sensuous smile.

"No, wait, Jenny!" Skimbleshanks cried as he tried to get up. Cassandra pinned his arms down. "Jenny, wait!"

"Finally! Now you have no reason to chase her," Cassandra caressed Skimble's chest with her finger. She snuggled with him, sighing happily. "Now, I have you all to myself."

"Cassandra, please! I have to get to Jenny!"

"NO!" Cassandra rose up, pinning him down again. Her teeth showed as she smiled evilly. "You belong to me now! You will love me!"

Skimbleshanks stared into her gray blue eyes that fumed with anger. He gulped once more as he prayed silently to the Everlasting Cat. He then pushed Cassandra to the side as he dashed away. She hissed as she attempted to grab his vest. Her claws merely snagged the edges as he fell to the ground. He pushed the door opened, tumbling out in the process.

"She won't take you back!" Cassandra called from inside. "You're better off without her!"

Skimbleshanks didn't turn back as he sped after Jennyanydots. He saw her turn a corner, still fuming mad. He sighed, feeling a bit relieved that there was still hope for him. This would take a lot of explaining on his part and at the same time, knew that she wasn't going to believe all of his story. It was still worth a shot.

"Jen--"

"I'll find you my delightful railway cat," Cassandra declared, telling Skimbleshanks she wasn't too far away. "You know I will!"

He shuddered at the thought of Cassandra getting her paws on him again. She had certainly lost it. He decided it was best to hide and try to lay low until his beloved Gumbie Cat cooled over and when was out of danger. He heard Cassandra's foot steps fast approaching so he headed in the opposite direction of Jenny before Cassandra could spot him.


Serendipity Kat: It's alright dear. I've already beta read it. You can read the next one though.

Gen. Kavik: Oh like I could just stop writing this! It's my pride and joy!

Aevany Storm: I think I just turned Electra into an Emo Jellicle. It's kinda sad yet funny at the same time.

Puddycat:So? Fearful Little Thing is the master of slash, not me! However, I might consider that as an idea.

CATSfanatic: If the strangeness ended, there would be no story!

Bombalurinasara: Cupid? It's Mistoffelees' fault!