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I awoke to yelling. My first instinct was to kill whatever was making the noise. Even though I'm immune to hangovers I still get really sleepy after drinking.
"What the hell!?" I yelled opening my eyes, it was not yelling. In fact it was an alarm clock. I wasn't in my house… I looked up and saw a sleeping blonde boy, he slammed his fist on the ringing contraption and rolled back over, not even noticing my presence. Slowly, I got to my feet and soundlessly went to the open window. Crawling out I noticed my hands were scabbed up and smeared with dry blood. "The hell?" I inspected my hands all the while jumping out to the floor below.
Tired as hell, I walked to my house, the morning air fresh and smooth. Soon I was in my own bed under my own blankets, fast asleep.
I awoke to a thundering knock on my door. Well, I ignored it, turned over in my bed and the knocking on my door became a bear knocking on a tree, trying to shake a lady bug off the higher part of the tree. I grinned at the stupid bear. Suddenly there was a huge boom from inside my house. Startled, I jumped out of bed in my underwear and ran to where the noise came from. A big bunch of strange dogs were in my house.
"What the fuck!?" I yelled trying to shield my bunny rabbit panties from the weird dogs. The leader looking dog nodded at me.
"She's the one who carries that scent on your window." The dog spoke, Suddenly that silver dude, kaka poo poo (Kakashi) came into my house through the broken door.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!??" I yelled through my mask. A usual habit to wear it at night just in case shit like this happens.
"Your blood is smothered all over my broken window." kaka-Poopoo ninja explained. He seemed annoyed and irritated by my not caring. Then he noticed I was in my undies, now he was red and annoyed and kept looking at my bare skin. That in turn annoyed me.
"I really don't know how that happened." I explained. I really didn't. Did I get so drunk that I broke into two peoples houses?
"What did you take out of my house?" He accused.
"Why would I take anything out of your house. And don't you think if I were stealing something I wouldn't leave evidence. I'm not that dumb." I picked some ear wax out of my ear.
"How is your blood on the window seal then!?" He was a tad bit angry.
"I don't fucking know!" Though I was getting angry too. Stupid jerk woke me up from a funny dream, what do you expect?
"Stop lying." He muttered.
"I was drunk off my ass and don't remember anything that happened after karaoke last night. So maybe it was me but I cant control my actions when Guy is shoving shots down my mouth. That was fun though… haven't been that wasted in ages." I chuckled at the memories.
Kaka Poopoo glared at me, out of nowhere he was up in my face, I had no idea why he insisted on being so straightforward anyways.
"You. Are paying for my window." his finger was a centimeter from my mask his eye was half open as though he was tired.
"You. Need to back the hell off." I shoved him away and glowered.
"There is no need for violence. I'm just telling you that you broke my window and need to repair it."
"You could have asked nicer!" I yelled balling up my fist.
"Sorry, I was angry." He put his hands up in defense.
"YOU BROKE MY DOOR!!" I just noticed my door lying on the ground in a heap of splinters, and the big hole in the wall where the handle hit.
Kakashi looked at it for a second, then looked at the group of dogs, then at me. A small smile formed on his face and he scratched the back of his head. I swear steam could be coming from my ears if it were possible, I felt my face getting hot with anger.
"My apologies… never mind about the window then… a trade?" He asked taking a few steps back.
"Get. The. Hell. OUT!" I growled.
"Ok, see you around." He sauntered out, the little dogs following him.
Stupid door, stupid kaka Poopoo dude. Couldn't just wait a little while for me to get up or something. Unfortunately I had to get dressed and go out to buy a new door. Thankfully the hardware store place was open. I walked in and peered at the doors. The guy at the counter helped me out a bit. Finally I picked a pretty cheap door. They said they could install it by tonight.
On my way out I saw kaka Poopoo looking at window, then I laughed and pointed at him. He was clueless at what window he should buy. He turned and glared at me. I just walked out still giggling to myself. What a nerd.
I decided to go out to breakfast instead of cook. A cute little café on the main road seemed like a good choice. I walked in and saw Guy talking to some random towns guy.
"Hey Guy my man!" I slapped him on the back.
"Ow, my head…" he covered his ears.
"Hey, at least you didn't wake up to your door being knocked down by weird dogs and a giant piece of poop," I muttered laughing at my choice of words.
"Dogs and poop?" he asked, the other dude looked at me strangely.
"Oh, Kakashi and his dog crew," I explained my reasoning. "Heh, he's gangster…" I muttered under my breath.
"What does poop have to do with anything?" The guy on the other side of Guy (hehe) asked.
"Well in Spanish kaka means poop, so I call him poop. That and he's a jerk so he is a piece of crap." I smiled. Guy laughed at my sense of humor. The waitress asked for my order. I got some eggs and hot chocolate. Yum.
Guy, that random dude and I sat and talked about random stuff for a while, finishing our food and drinks. The random dude left and it was just Guy and I.
"We should train after a hearty breakfast!" Guy did a strange hand eye mask thing. I tried to attempt to do the same thing but my wrist wouldn't bend as well as his. Finally I gave up and he still stood like a statue. I kind of stood there a moment looking at him strangely.
"Hey…" I poked him in the side, he toppled over like a crumbling bag.
"AHAHAHA I'M TICKLISH!!!" he laughed.
"Haha sorry, come on I'm bored of watching you be a statue. Lets go running or something fun." I grinned. Guy and I decided to take ten laps around the village. How exciting.
"YOUTH!!!" he yelled the whole way… Man that dude is crazah
