Gah, sorry not very much kaka kun in this chapter. I promise hes going to start winding into the story. I have to get her character situated first .
I awoke to a knock on my door once again. I didn't want to risk my door breaking like before so I groggily stumbled to my door. It was a dude with a fox mask on, he had a letter in his hand.
"From the hokage, regarding your teaching in the academy." I took it from him and he left. Of course I fell back to sleep with it in my hand, crumpling it to its almost demise. My alarm went off two hours later at nine.
"Geh…" I grumbled my complaints to no one in particular. Slowly while drinking cocoa I opened my crumpled letter. It stated that they didn't have enough kids for me to be a teacher. Didn't really disappoint me. Actually I was quite ecstatic, I wasn't very good with kids in the first place, so just pushing me into the damn school wasn't right.
'You will be placed into a defensive organization that protects the village from attacks…' I read, well that seemed more like my style anyways. Though I knew I probably wouldn't go into a very high class place considering they have no idea who the hell I am…. But whatever.
A familiar stench reached my nose, I lifted my arm and sniffed my pit. "eww…" smells like time for a shower u.
The water woke me up and was very refreshing in the morning. I looked at my uncovered face in the foggy mirror, I quickly wiped the perspiration off the glass and stared at my plain pale face, I opened my right eye, what a beautiful Jem my eye was. I grinned and pulled out my makeup deciding to do cat eyes for today. They actually turned out even for once.
Grinning, I walked out the door with my mask on. My leg was bandaged up where I was stabbed. Kaka walked outside the same moment I did, he was reading a similar book to mine. I pulled my book out and looked at the number on it. Same volume as his too. After a moment of staring , he suddenly looked up, his one visible eye narrowing, I glared and stuck my face into my book.
"OH NO SHE DIDN'T!!" I yelled walking down the sidewalk. Some man to the right of me jumped in surprise. The chick in the book just decided to have sex with her ex. "OHHHHH!" I gasped instantly my hand went under my mask into my mouth where I could chew my nails.
"Henteko!!" I heard, course I couldn't look up from my book.
"NOOOO DON'T DO IT!!!!" I yelled slapping the book into my face angrily. Guy walked up.
"Hey… what are you doing?" He asked looking at my book.
"IT'S NOT FAIR!!!" I yelled, tears started to pool in the corner of my eye.
"What's not fair, don't cry! What happened!?" Guy grabbed my hand compassionately concerned.
"She…." sniffle. "She slept with her ex! And now her husband is going to find out!! The blasphemy oh the blasphemy!" I yelled. Guy let go of my hand.
"Oh my!" He muttered. "That book is bad to your health my good friend, burn it!" He tried to make a grab for it.
"NO WAY! NO TOUCHY!" I jumped back from his grip. "I must finish it!" I only started reading it too. Guy started running after me. "NOOO!!" I ran as fast as I could away, I was much faster then him, thank God.
"Come back my friend!!" His voice faded in the distance. I looked back at his ant like form and grinned, right before running straight into a tree. The tree fell with a big crash and I rolled off of it onto the dirt with a small thud.
"Oops…" I muttered, my mask was cracking and crumbling, suddenly the mask turned into a powder of shards. "AWWW MAN!!" I punched the ground angrily. I heard running coming from the forest. Asuma ran out from the trees.
"Who are you?" He had a kunai in his hand. My, jumping to conclusions are we?
"Its me Henteko." I muttered rubbing my head, irritated, a few shards of glass were stuck in my face. Asuma pulled his kunai back and looked at my new face.
"Wow, I didn't imagine you looked… like you do." He muttered. I grinned.
"Hey, don't go making fun of me now." I laughed and tried to rub the glass shards out of my skin but that didn't work at all.
"Should I take you to the hospital to get those all taken out?" He asked lending me a hand to help me up. I accepted.
The hospital was very bright, I closed my right eye even under the eye patch and it was still bright as fuck.
"OW!" I yelled as the nurse took yet another shard out of my face. I scratched absentmindedly at my leg wound.
"What happened to you leg, you keep scratching it? A rash or something?" She asked pulling another jade sliver.
"Oh, I got stabbed last night, no big deal." I muttered. The nurse gave me a strange look. It wouldn't stop itching so she insisted to have a look when she was done with my face.
"Jesus!" The scab was a whitish color and gross puss garbage was coming out of the cracks of the scab.
"Eww, I'm gonna have fun picking that baby off." I grinned, my absolute favorite thing to do is pick at stuff. Scabs, dead skin, sunburns. Ooo sent shivers down my spine. (haha pretty gross)
"That is so infected!" she yelled grabbing some rubbing alcohol.
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I was back outside just hanging out, me and my book. It was around noon, I had antibiotics stuffed in my pants pocket. The lady gave me pills but I refused so I got to have the yummy bubble gum flavored stuff instead. Woot.
I saw Guy sitting in a ramen stand slurping noodles and talking to a tiny little boy. He looked about five and had to sit on a few books to reach his bowl, it was extremely cute. He had light blonde hair and bright ocean eyes. Happily I walked over and sat on the other side of the boy. Guy looked at me strangely.
"Waz up?" I asked.
"Nice to meet you miss, I'm Guy, the Green mon--" he tried to introduce himself again, I was not going to allow to happen, he takes like ten minutes for Christ sake.
"Hey, Guy, its me Henteko." I waved my hand at him "Durr! don't you recognize my voice?" I chuckled. His surprised look said 'no I'm a dumbass and had no idea.'
Much of the time eating he kept looking up at me. Finally I ordered my ramen and looked down at the little boy.
"Hey, what's up little dude." I put my fist out to pound it. He grinned and put his fist out wondering what the heck I was doing. I pressed my fist against his.
"Wow, is tat a secrete hand shake or some-ting!?" He excitedly asked.
"Kinda, it's called 'pound it' usually you slide hands first though." I showed him how to do it the proper way.
"Wow! Your cool." A huge grin spread across his face.
"Well you just inherited it boy." I smiled back at him.
"Your pretty." caused me to giggle. The boy got his ramen and attempted to talk and shovel food in his mouth at the same time.
"Hey, just eat and we'll talk when your done." I chuckled not wanting to do the hemlock maneuver . Eventually I got my food and vacuumed it down. Guy and I talked about how excited he was about his new students he was going to be teaching. I guess it was a few girls and a boy or something.
"I'm going to be hokage when I grow up." The boy managed to slur in between bites. Man did I just fall in love with that kid. Guy laughed and patted the kid on the head.
"Sure, sure. If you put your mind to it though, you can accomplish anything." he seemed skeptic. Of course I knew the boy could do it.
"You better be hokage, and get me a good paying job for when I'm an old hag." I punched him softly in the shoulder. "What's your name anyways?" I asked.
"Naruto. What's yours?"
"Henteko."
Guy, Naruto and I left the stand, I paid for all the meals even though I was low on cash. Naruto wanted to practice Ninjitsu. Guy said it was against the rules to teach little kids like him the ways of the ninja. I thought Guy was full of shit.
"Oh no! The time!" Guy looked at his watch and suddenly ran off. Naruto and I blinked a few times before looking at each other and laughing. Stupid Guy and his lateness.
"Is he your boyfriend?" that question just about made me shit my pants.
"HAHAHAHAHA! NO WAY!" I laughed. "He's defiantly not my type. And I don't think he understands true hardships. But he's definitely one of my best friends." My cattish grin matched Naruto's fox like grin.
"I think we should go play a prank on someone." I smiled.
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The day ended with the two of us getting scolded by the hokage who managed to get green paint poured all over him. Naruto almost cried on our way out.
"Don't cry. You cant deny it was funny as all heck!" I grinned putting my hand down for him to grab. I saw a big group of boys playing freeze tag. Naruto seemed unfazed that a few stopped to glare.
"Yeah it was funny seeing him all green like an alien." He started laughing hysterically, which in turn cause me to laugh hysterically. Our laughs felt like silk to my ears.
"Why are those kids giving us dirty looks?" I asked unfortunately bringing him out of his laughter. He looked at the ground a bit sadly.
"I have a fox thing inside of me or something." He replied. Oh, I think the hokage had explained something like that to me when I signed up for this place. It was called a Kyuubi or something.
"Oh I heard about you, that's pretty rad if you ask me. I would trade you if we could."
"Really?" Aw this kid was amazingly cute and a outcast, just like me.
"Heck yeah I would, at least your not a cookie cutout like everyone else. Means your different. Be proud to be different."
I walked him to the arcade and went back on my long walk. Again I pulled out my book. Quietly I walked my own sluggish pace, my back sloping and making me appear lazy. The warm sun peeked out from behind the clouds and made me feel even more slothful. After a moment I decided to sit on a bench in the shade of a large fiery looking tree. A cool breeze whipped my icy hair up and around mixing with the leaves.
Kakashi appeared next to me on the bench.
"What part are you on?" he questioned, neither of us taking our eyes off the pages.
"Her ex called her husband, she's in for it now…" I muttered.
"Me too.." He mumbled. We sat for a long while reading our books. I got half way through and ended at chapter nine.
"Gah, my left eye starts to hurt after reading for so long…" I rubbed my left eye.
"So what's up with your eye anyways?" Kaka Poopoo asked.
"Non of your beeswax." I made a funny face at him. "You?"
"I don't show anyone unless I'm in a fight."
"Ah, same here." There was a momentary silence.
"Did you hear word we're going to be attacked tonight?" He asked. My gasp answered his question.
"By who?"
"I don't know. Some rouge ninjas or something wanting a jewel of some sort…" he trailed off. Heh they were after me, I still had some crack head kids after my eyeball. They fucked with me first and I killed a few peeps but come on. They need to give up.
I changed the subject.
"Hey, what's the plural for ninja. Ninjas or ninjai…. PFT…" I couldn't help but laugh at the word ninjai. Kaka Poopoo chuckled.
"Well good to know were on a decent, some what friendly status after that fight and all yesterday… I have to take antibiotics thanks to you." I glared.
"Yeah, that thing was covered with bacteria…" He looked away trying to avoid my angry eye.
"What about your shoulder?" I asked trying not to sound concerned. I really wasn't though, I could care less.
"I'm ok, it was a clean cut and was sewn together easily."
"Did you do it yourself?"
"Yeah, not that hard." He shrugged. I made a gross face.
"Let me see?" I asked. Slowly he pulled down his shirt and vest to revel the perfectly stitched wound. "Ouch…" I muttered.
"What about yours? Did you get it stitched up?"
"Nein. Its just gross and full of puss."
"Can I see." that little glint in his eye--
"Hells naw! Pervert. that's too close to my crawchal area" I crossed my arms.
"Being perverts is all in common we have."
"And missing an eye…"
"And similar hair color…" he added.
"Yeah, whatever. Yours is grayer then mine, mine is like snow and ice, cause my cool blue streaks. It will probably darken to a stupid brown when I get older =( . That's what happened to my moms." I muttered fingering my long snowy strands. Oh well.
